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is it a Y/N fanfic or are there specific characters

Specific characters!

what kinda fanfic is it? is it smut?

What other kind of fanfic is there? ;)

9gag

note-inthepages-deactivated2014

Accurate post is accurate.

datrump-deactivated20170405

Reminds me of the time a lady told me whip doesn’t melt. Or a guy yelled at me for not understanding him/hearing him because he kept talking on the phone

thegirlinthesea-deactivated2015

Lame

yeahmicah

For those in retail.

tamtoee

I worked in a Lil Caesars and a woman came in and wanted a sausage pizza with no sausage, but got mad when she was given a cheese pizza.

mulderhatesqueequeg-deactivated

So when I worked at fitting room in Old Navy, a woman told me that a medium top was too small, and that the large top was too large. So she asked me to find her an “x-medium”. Old Navy carries x-small, small, medium, large, x-large, 1x, 2x and 3x. There is no “x-medium”. But she insisted, so I went and found her an “x-medium” (which was just a medium in a different color but the same top, same make, same EVERYTHING) and she goes very happily, “THIS! THIS FITS ME PERFECTLY! THANK YOU SO MUCH! See, you can do anything you can set your mind to!”

winmu

I’m a waitress at a big fancy resort, and once a woman asked me for a diet water and when I told her there was no such thing she demanded to see my manager (who then also promptly told her there was no such thing and brought her regular water). Another occasion of stupidity occurred when a woman had been brought a steak cooked too much for her liking. I offered to take it back and bring her out a new one, cooked a little less, and she said “NO this one’s fine I just want you to cook THIS one a little less.” I then had to get the chef and have him explain why you can’t UNCOOK a steak.

novitasnovus-deactivated2014030

When I was working at dunkin donuts there was this woman in the drive-thru who asked for a lightly toasted croissant and then started complaining that the croissant was warm. And wanted her money back, so she gave me the croissant back and I gave her the money and then she tells me “now i want my new croissant” she wanted a new one for free and as she was screaming at me this guy in a biker gang covered in tattoos leans over the counter in the store and yells “ma’am let me just tell you what we’re all thinking. fuck off, you stupid ****.” I couldn’t stop laughing and she drove away in anger.

mysteampunkheart

Most of the people like in the stories above know that they’re being totally irrational, but also know that if they complain enough they’ll most likely get something free or discounted. So really most of the the nonsensical fucks are actually just cheap fucks with no shame or respect for people.

failedhellos-blog

That last bit of commentary though.

themelodicbliss

In case you’re wondering, feeblethekey lives a double life as maverick from top gun.

tiredtotoro-deactivated20150315

what do you think of tumblr user feeblethekey do you think he is hot I think he is super hot and he is ruining me

I think I got shipped with him once and that’s how I heard of him and he looks pretty hot to me, but I wish you the best with the whole being ruined by a Tumblr user thing