dark jimmy eat world

here, you can't be anything alex • 25 • bi man • white

[bugwars]

It is imperative that the customer remain unaware that employees drink water, it frightens and scares them to think of an employee as having human needs

[tall]

[sexchangedotcom]

ancient roman women whose husband keeps looking at the neighbour's boy quintus and he never looks at her that way and she can't even chainsmoke in the kitchen because they don't have marlboro blues in ancient times. and she can't even go to the club because they haven't discovered drum and bass music yet. her friend clodia's having visions of a woman named doechii but neither of them knows what that means

[nacht---hexe]

imperialist sports and their impact

football: reappropriated globally, provides the world a reasonable way to repeatedly humiliate britain publically

cricket: not a reliable way to humiliate britain so you only play this one if you actually like it, pervert

baseball: japan and cuba have, together, managed to derive some pleasure from the horrific tormentor that is the united states. can we blame them for that? can we blame them for romance and love in this world

[senatortedcruz]

[r34comments]

[grimeclown]

[feedbackest]

just figured out groundbreaking technology. you can buy the rotisserie chicken and the frozen flatbreads from the grocery store at the same time

[doublelp]

[hukidamari-sketch]

[Halo3] #397 The Ark (20)

[lokaror]

under siege by the fujoshi horde and they keep riding their fucking horses around the castle yelling "WHAT ARE YOU GUYS UP TO IN THERE"

[officeshelpdesk]

由于中国世纪已经到来，我现在只会用（可能写得不太好的）简化汉语来发帖。

[officeshelpdesk]

有一天，我们都会回首往事，大笑起来，不过，我们会以一种明显的中国方式大笑。

[officeshelpdesk]

当有人谋杀“South African Pedophile Hitler”时，我会回去用英语发帖

[moetivation]

[feedbackest]

i keep bumming myself out at work man this shit SUCKS

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

me getting pensive head

[hagiomoto]

[emergency-broadcast-archive]

[sandmandaddy69]