Alkthash

Hi. Call me Alk or Chris, whichever makes you feel comfortable. If you need me to tag something for you, just message me. Or if you want to chatter about anything, also message me.  

[flork-of-cows-official]

the twins (ft @PMSeymour)

[flork-of-cows-official]

Duran Duran (ft @kamilabombette & @Gr33dyJay)

[kittydealer]

u/Fine-Dog-9874

[valokuvapaivakirja]

[valokuvapaivakirja]

Since this very very much in progress fish plate has gotten some surprising fame, I would like to ask you a small favor:

How should I finish this? Which fish is obviously missing? Help me fishblr!

[valokuvapaivakirja]

Dear comrades, I would like to inform you:

THE FISH PLATE IS READY!

[damnfool-of-a-took]

@edderkopper

[sixty-silver-wishes]

happy pride month to the fuck tree I guess

[neckfat]

[venndaai]

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

[venndaai]

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

[fluorescentbrains]

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

[muffinlance]

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Eye-opening research: Greenland sharks maintain vision for centuries through DNA repair mechanism

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

[catchymemes]

[innovadesexual]

[biocrafthero]

[my-dailydreams]

[terramosh]

[parasocialanxiety]

I see a child run out in front of this car and I throw a black lace shawl over their shoulders, saving their life

[catchymemes]

[louisegluckpdf]

every time i sit down 2 watch a horror movie i think of that one tweet :/

[louisegluckpdf]

rb if you too sit down in ur room and watch horror movies alone

[nancyishappy]

[lornagonigall]

fuck his shit up Nancy you wild bitch

[everyday-cutephoto]

[targetedknowledge]

[alex-and-nova420]

made this into a gif bc i liked it so much. shark Denied

[smbc-comics]

We’re raising funds to print a brand new book of compiled SMBC comics on Kickstarter right now! check out our project for Parenting - An SMBC Collection

"Fight" is one of the comics that will be included!

Original comic : www.smbc-comics.com/comic/why-do-parents-fight

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