Eggs

I'm Max. I am the reincarnation of Audrey Hepburn.

[lucifurby]

[holyromanhomo]

[msunderstoo]

[shouldnt]

I’m giving up alcohol for a month. 

Wait sorry, that didn’t come out right: 

I’m giving up. Alcohol for a month.

[yourfriend-dan-deactivated20200]

the moms of facebook are gonna love this one

[thatadult]

people who take pics of people existing in public to make fun of them are ugly and demonic as fuck like you’re fucking evil. no one would EVER want that done to them, they would feel terrible, why the fuck should you do it to someone?

[daddywhorebucks]

[history-jokes]

[zackisontumblr]

what disease do beekeepers get

[zackisontumblr]

hives

[kyloren4realjustice]

hives is a skin reaction due to excess antihistimines not a disease

[zackisontumblr]

hives

[muslimmingle]

this is so fucking funny

[faggottt]

Not saying I agree but I do understand

[ghostkid]

[feedmekittenspls]

parents: I want my kids to have everything I never I did *2 min later* YOU ALWAYS HAVE EVERYTHING HANDED TO YOU, YOU ENTITLED PIECE OF SHIT

[memewhore]

[neilaglet]

[kewpiequeen-deactivated20191103]

I REALLY LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS

[freejimmer-blog]

college is not fun or better than high school everyone is lying like ya u go to mad parties but when u in the middle of taking shots you’ll remember that online quiz that was due 5 minutes ago and then just sit there and stare at the ground the rest of the night

[freedomss0n]

[postconcrete]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

anyone here ever got their tie caught in the sawmill conveyor belt & been dragged towards giant blade? need advice. time is a factor