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i spent all day listening to smooth criminal and billie jean over and over and now WOO HOO HEE

Woo Hoo Hee calls himself the Chinese Michael Jackson, but he's really from Taiwan.

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The bacon gun is now ready. Surrender to deliciousness.

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last night i had a dream which was entirely about scrambled eggs. six and a half painful hours of scrambled eggs.

you had the dream, you have been chosen. join us in perfect eggs forever.

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you see what I see?

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Introducing a new name in luxury shaped food, the Vegetable Hi-Hat.

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Have a great weekend everybody!

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Takes me back to a happier, more gay time.

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Show of hands please.

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He's makin' bacon pancakes!

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Watch out, it's lazers!

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so i ate this thing called southern decadence the other night and had terrible acid reflux. oh gawd, it was 2 buttery biscuits, bacon, fried chicken, a fried egg, and thick gravy. you eat a lot of crap. how are you not doubled over with pain?

if you eat enough, you get tripled over in pain and then you're kinda right back where you started, right?

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Here I come, Space Nerds!

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Here comes the ham boat! All aboard!

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i want to believe in you, pizza

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Fish sticks or mummy poop?

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It's time to tell the truth about the tacos, Mr. Damon.

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dear chub, what do you think about the whole paula deen "n word" scandal? she's getting fired from food network. do you think you could take her place?

I said nipple once on TV but I don’t think Heidi Klum heard me. Anyway, Paula Deen should shape up, cut out this crap, and start acting like an old white Southern lady.