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JJ: *watching her wife walk out of the kitchen wearing just a towel*

Emily: Jennifer! What did you do with my shampoo?

JJ: *oops*

Emily: Don’t make me come over there

JJ: Don’t threaten me with a good time babe

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‘Honey, the kids are fine’ JJ assured.

‘I just want to make sure they’re actually at the movies’ Emily replies, tracking their now teenagers.

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Reid: you said you’d only be gone an hour. I was left with Henry ALL NIGHT!

Moms: ….

JJ: Spence, we were gone for 62 minutes.

Reid: ALL NIGHT!

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JJ: So babe, should we try some of that BDSM stuff at home?

Emily: *her face says it all*

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true love 🤍

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JJ looking at her beautiful wife walking into the room with her offset belt.

Emily: Hi babe!

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JJ: I’m thinking we could use this to help us track down….

Emily: *can’t stop thinking about getting JJ into bed*

JJ: Em?

Emily: *obsessing over her sexy wife*

JJ: EMILY!

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🫶

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JJ: *running into the round table room* sorry l'm late, I was doing things.

Emily: *casually strolling in* I'm things

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Emily: Step one, do not catch feelings for Jennifer Jareau

JJ: *Smiles at Emily*

Emily:...Step one failed

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Random person: So, what do you find attractive in men?

Emily: Their girlfriends

JJ: *pinching the bridge of her nose and dragging Emily away* you mean ME, your wife.

Emily: well duh, but he asked ... *turning around to find JJ making a disapproving look*

Emily: I LOVEEEE you!

JJ: you better

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Hotch: Emily? Hello... where did you just go?

Emily: *daydreaming about undressing JJ later tonight*

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JJ: *smiling about the quickie she and her wife just had*

Emily: *not realizing her shirts on inside out after said quickie*

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JJ: You don't follow directions either, Em.

Also JJ: *and I love that about my wife*

Reid: *not realizing they are talking about sex*

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Reid: What's wrong with you two?

Emily: We're exhausted, we were up until 3am with the baby

JJ: *nodding while sipping her coffee*

Reid: Why would you keep Henry up until 3am?

Emily: *confused as fuck*

JJ: I need more coffee

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JJ: We were hoping one of you would watch Henry for us

Morgan, Hotch, Reid & Rossi: *staring blankly* Reid: The last time I watched Henry you said you'd be gone two hours and you didn't come home all night and..

Emily: *this is going terribly*

Also Emily: I will pay you extremely generously

JJ:

*knowing money was plan Z*

Also JJ: *I just want to have sex with my wife*

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Principal: I called your mom—

Henry: Which one?

Principal: Excuse me?

Henry: Which mom? I have two, and I'm really hoping you called -

JJ: *barging into the office* Henry Jareau Prentiss you tell me what is going on right now, do you hear me?

Henry: ...the other one

Principal: *gulping, I wish I called the other mom too, he thought to himself*