Fire Emblem Fates Ask Blog

Thought I would try my hand at doing headcanons, SFW/NSFW scenarios, respond as characters, and anything else. If there's something I can't do I'll try my best to explain the reason.

[funnypeopletwitter]

Does anyone alse remember this song lol? Now sang by #bongocat | https://www.instagram.com/bongocatfans/

[funnyordie]

I am hammer

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[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

[translucio]

[jakemorph]

i think having a spiderman costume as a kid is a universal experience and THAT is toby ma fucking guire’s influence

[jakemorph]

“toby maguire spiderman movies sucked” theyre not for YOU!! theyre for ME AGED APPROXIMATELY 8

[mixedican-deactivated20190330]

45 year old dum fuck: the story is just lacking in emotional denisty bskfksik bajl lakgl isls

6 year old me see spierman do flip:

[tobi-poo]

psa

chrom once used the fire emblem to fry eggs

[whitepeopletwitter]

Jurassic Congress

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

the oldest millennials are 35. We’re also eligible for the Senate and the White House too. 

[elodieunderglass]

“given my understanding of linear time” 

[chubbinafatzarelli]

this is the single saddest thing I’ve ever seen on cutthroat kitchen

[serinos-kitt]

The contestant didn’t speak English as a first language Due to this the judge didn’t judge his dish as biscuits and gravy but as brisket and gravy and the contestant moved onto the next round After this Alton started explaining the dish he was asking them to make more in detail to make sure it didn’t happen again.

[artemistheartist]

THE CORRECT WAY TO REACT TO LANGUAGE MISCOMMUNICATION

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Shortly after midnight on Dec 17th, I was greeted with this...

And yet I’m still here. WTF even is this website even more?

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[catchymemes]

MildlyInteresting dump

The corrosion on this water tap looks like a map

This spectrum of eggs from my mom’s chickens.

The chain of Starburst wrappers I’ve been building for three years

My friend’s smoked cauliflower looks like an explosion.

I took a photograph at the exact same time this photographer took hers - and caught her flash lightning the scene.

Fan looks like it’s missing a blade

My friend’s cat was recently put down, and the vet gave him this paw print of his cat that is full of flower seeds to be planted

This half dollar cut out by hand

The apple’s skin I cut looks like from a low-poly game

My friends bathroom is also the entrance to his basement

These horses have tail lights

This airport has free arcade games to help pass the time

My roommate painted ornaments of everyone in our house.

Photo I took of a lake through the lense of binoculars looks like a planet.

The snow/ice in this pic looks like the ocean

This can of paint looks like a cat.

This tiny plant growing in my car window

The pole in this picture makes it look like two different pictures.

The way this dead cactus decomposed, leaving only the spines behind

My mom found a baby owl on the porch behind the firewood

This moss covered boot found in the woods.

My school’s library has noise-level guides that change colour when it gets too loud

The way this snow stayed in place when the trunk was opened/closed

[dicketysplit]

is no one gonna talk about the fan or

[kobayakawaaa]

‘’drakengard 3 was a bad game’’ ok but consider this

[zhongluong]

You need to turn the sound on.  For the dragon’s voice.

[heir-of-fate]

[bunjywunjy]

is Alphonse just getting himself stuck in random bodies now or what

[everythingfox]

awooooooo

[vonisv]

When you just washed your hands and there’s no more towels in the bathroom

[fuckingcatalinawinemixer]

The Man

The Myth

The Legend

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

[shewomanniggahater-deactivated2]

He really stopped in his tracks

[foxysofly]

Mike was too done with their asses

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

/\ LMFAOOO

[arnoldpalmerinabklynfridge]

bro yall saw fams in the bacc with their ears covered?!

[fefasks]

Cindi Lauper was the only one in key on the last note I'll fight you all

[foil-flingza-roller-deactivated]

it’s britney,

[red-dead-bastard]

I don’t know if this has been done before but this is what I use my Photoshop certifications for. 

[ilovemusicalyy]