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[robinskies]

I think it’s so funny (frustrating) when people who make batfam merch think they HAVE to make Tim Red Robin because heaven forbid there’s two robins, it will ruin the aesthetic and no one will buy it. So they take Tim’s mantle away and stick him with an old one.

Meanwhile, this is one of my favorite covers. If cass was in it, it would be my favorite cover of all time probably. Having two robins doesn’t ruin anything aesthetically, guys.

Editing to add this because people are misunderstanding what I’m even talking about. This post isn’t about me liking Tim as Robin more than I like him as Red Robin. This post is about me wanting fan merchandise that reflects all of the characters and who they are at this current point of time instead of merchandise that forces ONE character into an old role he hasn’t used in years. That’s it. (And, because I know someone will say it, yes tim is technically a civilian right now, but it’s just a break and we all know it’s just a break, so don’t start)

(ID: cover featuring Bruce, Dick, Jason, Tim, Damian, and Titus lined up by age/height in profile. The yellow and black batsignal is in the background)

[grakkie]

Witch BAT atelier…..

[danidoodels]

WHA batfam au where tim, damien and duke are dick's apprentices. Yes, Dick used to be an apprentice but they're relationship is similar to Quifreys and Beldaruit, except maybe more slightly hostile from Dicks end.

Speaking of Bruce, he's basically part of the big 3 in this au alongside Wonder woman -wise in principals and superman -wise in teachings(though I might change supermans' eventually)

And ofc jason used to be Bruce's apprentice too until he went and gotten forbidden magic blown up in his face. He returns eventually as a brimmed hat to torture his family<3

[nyukaart]

My DC x WHA au.. are the people interested in more...🤔

[nyukaart]

Gave him an actual robin themes apprentice fit Dick designed himself

[moonlightcycle571]

All the Batkids have their own favourite Superhero (that’s not Batman), but it comes as a surprise when Damian says his favourite is Captain Marvel.

Captain Marvel, after being put on ‘Robin Watch’ after Batman had to disappear in the Watchtower for whatever reason: so … what do you like to do?

Damian, who vividly remembers Dick telling him to play nice or he’ll tell Batman about the 364 cats he’s fostered with Selina: I … like Cats

Captain Marvel, who has no idea what normal kids do: Oh, me too! My best friend is a talking cat!

Damian, intrigued: … elaborate

Captain Marvel, already showing Damian pictures of Tawny: This is Tawky Tawny, he’s a magic tiger that sometimes live in the Zoo! He’s also my best friend 🥰💕😍💕😍💖💗💗💗💗😍😊🎉😊😍😍

Damian, already calling Selina: I would like to meet this Tawky Tawny.

Later, Batman would start to panic when he couldn’t find Robin, but then would be shown a picture from Instagram of Robin, Catwoman and Captain Marvel in Fawcette Zoo, specifically the tiger cage hugging a massive Bengal Tiger, captioned “the most civilised tiger you will ever meet”. The next picture is a picture with the three of them having tea with said Tiger in a suit.

Bonus

Dick, Superman’s Number 1 fan: Oh please, he’s obviously the most like me! Captain Marvel and Superman look like they can be BROTHERS

Jason, forever a Wonder Woman Stan: HA, I heard that he WAS Wonder Woman’s Brother

Tim, hiding all his Cap merch: Oh yeah, he’s nothing like Red Tornado, so I’m good

Steph: why wasn’t I invited to the tea party …

Barbara and Alfred, tracking Captain down: Don’t worry, we’ll be invited to the next one

Cass, sensing something is off: … new … brother????

If you see Batman sulking in the corner, you saw wrong. If Batman sulks harder when he realises Barbara and Alfred figured out Captain Marvels identity before him and refuse to share… you’re a fucking liar.

Bonus

Flash: …

Captain Marvel: …

Flash: so when do we get to hug the magic kitty

Captain Marvel: FOR THE LOVE OF-

Tawny, not even a week later: ✨I’m so popular✨

[aroace-madness]

Idea

Billy, who's in Gotham for some reason, decided that he does not wanna deal with being on the streets in Gotham

Fawcett is crazy that's true, but Gotham's dangerous, both for residents and visitors

But Billy has heard of Bruce Waynes infamous gaggle of black haired blue eyed children (with a few deviations). And looking at Billys black hair and blue eyes? He fits the bill

So maybe he could just, blend into them and camp at the manor for the time being. Maybe they won't notice an extra kid

The plan went rather smoothly, he stayed in one of the multitude of quest rooms, sneaked into the kitchen during the night and stayed out of sight. He was finally warm and dry and full, something that hasn't happened all at the same time since the death of his parents

But when it was time for Billy to leave, the wayne kids refuse to let him go

[cakypa120]

Here is a prompt

Damian: Todd, I have found you a suitable partner

Jason: what no

Steph: you can’t force people marry Jason

Damian: quiet Brown, before you reject, Todd, allow me to explain the favorable traits in your partner

Damian pull out a body bag behind the couch

Tim: WHAT THE HELL

Dick: “oh my god”

Damian pulls down a zipper to reveal a tied up and gag Billy, who looks very much pissed.

Tim: “I’ll go get the brain wiping tool”

Damian: “his name is William Batson”

Steph: “ that’s unfortunate”

Damian: “ he is also a vigilante”

Dick: “oh trauma buddy”

Damian: “ he shares your viewpoint on who to kill”

Damian takes the gag out of Billy’s mouth

Damian: “ tell him your thoughts on the joker”

Billy: “….…….he should die like other crazy people”

Staring at Damian

Damian: “ oh and my favorite part is that he can turn into a tiger and he also has another tiger, That is his friend.”

Jason: “there it is”

Jason: “sup”

Billy: (finally managed to untie his restraints, sitting up) “hey”

Bruce: WHAT IS GOING ON

Billy: I can't believe I was found out by a child.

Damian: I can't believe you're still in good shape for sixty.

Billy: Suspendium. But I'm aging well now. This body is twenty.

Damian: That changes a lot. I know you have a tiger friend. Introduce us.

Billy: Sorry, but no. He only shows up when family is around. And you're not my family. So no.

Damian: Call me brother.

Billy: Tawky is no ordinary tiger. He's the most brilliant detective. Yes, even better than your father. Solomon himself wants to talk to him.

A sparkle appears in Damian's eyes. He wants to meet Touki Tony even more now. If that means becoming Billy's family, that's no problem.

Damian: Do you like girls or guys?

Billy: I'm bi. Why ask?

Damian: Do you have a mate?

Billy: No? Why are you even asking that?

Damian: Okay. But one last question. What do you think of the Joker?

Billy: He should be put down like a rabid dog. It was a big shock to me that they abolished the death penalty.

Damian nods and quickly punches Billy in the back of the head.

Jason enters the Batcave, where Damian has urgently called him.

Jason: What do you want, little rat?

Damian: I volunteered to take it upon myself to find you a future partner. And I already have one candidate. He's kind, also a kind of avenger, was an orphan and lived on the streets, his last name is Batson...

Jason: My answer is no...

Damian: He also thinks the Joker should be put down like a rabid dog.

Jason: Okay, you've piqued my interest.

Damian nods and pulls out the unconscious Billy. Jason chokes on air.

Jason: Are you nuts?!!?

Dick: Oh, Jason, you're here! OH MY GOD, WHO IS THIS?!?

Damian: Jason's boyfriend.

Jason: I didn't give my consent!!!

Billy begins to stir and open his eyes. Jason panics and hits him on the head. Billy passes out again. Jason, Dick, and Damian exchange glances.

Dick: Not me!

Damian: Not me.

Jason: You bitches! You little rat, he's your responsibility!

Damian silently walks upstairs. Dick helps Jason lift the poor guy into the manor and lay him on the couch. Billy lays quietly, the whole family leaning over him. Alfred shakes his head. He really was disappointed in all of them this time.

Billy wakes up abruptly. He was lying on the couch with several eyes staring at him. His first reaction is to eat, but he freezes when he realizes he knows these people. This is the Batclan! But Billy is playing dumb.

Billy: Who the fuck are you?!

Dick: Hi! I'm Dick, and these are my brothers and sisters.

Billy: But why am I here? Where am I?!

Tim: What's the last thing you remember?

Billy: Robin hit me in the head.

Jason: And why?

Billy: How would I know?! Where am I?

Dick: Gotham.

Billy: Gotham?! I need to get home! Do any of you know what buses go to Fawcett?

Tim: Yeah. We do. But he'll be here tomorrow and you don't have any money with you.

Billy: I'll think of something. I'll go now and I won't bother you. Bye.

Alfred: I'm afraid we can't let you go alone, young master. It's getting dark soon, and this city is very dangerous under cover of darkness. Please stay with us for the night. We've already prepared a guest room for you.

Billy: Oh, come on, don't...

Alfred: Mr. Bruce certainly won't mind your presence here.

Billy: Damn it.

Bruce returns to the manor late, since Captain Marvel missed his shift and didn't bother to write an explanation. Bruce can already imagine how he'll scold the hero and overwhelm him with a huge pile of paperwork.

Jason: Hello, old man. You're late.

Unknown boy: Hello.

Jason: This is Billy. Robin kidnapped him from Fawcett and brought him to the city. Batman left him with us so that we could take care of him. So Billy will stay at the manor tonight. Tomorrow you'll give him the money and he'll leave for Fawcett in peace.

Bruce looks first at Jason, then at Billy. This guy looks a lot like Captain Marvel.

Bruce: Billy, why did Robin kidnap you?

Billy: I don't know. He hit me hard on the head and then I passed out. Then when I came to, there was a weird guy in a red helmet and he hit me too!

Bruce: Okay. I don't mind if you stay here.

Billy: Thanks.

Jason: Then I'll keep an eye on him.

Billy and Bruce: What?!

Jason: You'll run away. I can see it. The last homeless guy, remember? I can see right through you. The bed is big. Against the wall or the edge?

Billy: Wall.

Jason: Great. Let's go to bed!

Jason takes Billy up to the second floor. Bruce was going crazy. Billy was probably Captain's son. Marvel was probably looking for him, ignoring absolutely everything.

Damian: They're already sleeping in the same room. Good. Father, you might want to expect grandchildren soon.

Bruce: What are you doing?

Damian: Matchmaking. I need to be part of Billy's family. Jason is just a small sacrifice for a greater purpose.

Bruce: You need to be part of Billy's family? Why?

Damian: My purpose is beyond your comprehension. It's late. We need to patrol.

Damian leaves. Bruce stands in shocked silence.

[incorrectbatfam]

Damian: His name is Billy Batson. Don't you find that utterly ridiculous?

Dick: No.

Damian: That's because your name is Dick.

[ineveryfandom]

Jason: batman’s such a control freak!

Roy: yeah he is, isn’t he

Jason: what the fuck did you just say

Roy:

-

Red Hood: *punches batman*

Goon: *punches batman*

Red Hood: *shoots Goon*

-

Bruce: jay can you—

Jason: 🖕

Bruce:

Bruce: tim can—

Jason: do i mean NOTHING to you

-

In the Watchtower

Superman: thank you for coming to um, to today’s. um. to…hm.

Red Hood, covered in blood:

Batman:

Red Hood:

Red Hood: b i threw up

Green Lantern: that is NOT puke

-

Green Lantern: so who was that psycho yesterday

Batman: my son

Nightwing: my brother

Wonder Woman: my nephew

Red Hood: Wonder Woman’s nephew

Batman:

-

Billy Batson, took the wrong train and ended up in Gotham, immediately getting mugged:

Batman:

Billy: oh shit he knows im captain marvel he’s gonna kill me

Batman:

Batman: orphan?

Billy:

Billy: …yes

the next day

Captain Marvel: hi dad

Batman: 😐🙂

Red Hood, biting his nails, eyes green, shaking:

-

anyway protective jason who is the only one allowed to hate bruce>>>

[chaoswiththeprettyspine]

I just think they should hang out.

[cakypa120]

Damian tells his siblings that he's dating someone. It shocks them all. They didn't think their little brother would be able to find someone with his high standards for a partner. Damian ignores their questions, continuing to make some list.

Dick: Shit, we need to tell Bruce.

Jason: Not me! He always freaks out when he finds out one of us is dating. Remember when Cass said she liked this boy?

Everyone winces. Cassandra had a full dossier on the guy in front of her within two hours. Then Bruce spent another hour giving a presentation on sex and the need to protect yourself from unwanted diseases or pregnancies. Poor Cass nearly died of embarrassment and pure terror.

Tim: But he's going to find out sooner or later. On his own. And we don't want a repeat of Roy.

Let's just say Bruce wasn't too happy when he found out who his son was dating. Roy hid well, but Batman is very good at hiding. The poor guy was saved by Jason's bullets and Oliver's arrows, who was invited to the party.

Duke: Is this what's coming to me too?

Steph: Alas and alack. But you'll get a break. The main thing is that it's not a speedster or a super.

Dick and Tim: Hey!!

Jason: Dami. Better tell the old man. Save your future boyfriend the pain.

Damian: He can take care of himself. I think dad will take this news well.

As if on cue, Bruce appears in the room. His face is calm. He looks at Damian.

Bruce: Billy?

Damian: Yeah.

Bruce: Good choice.

And then Bruce just walks away!!! The others stood with their mouths wide open, watching the man go. Who the hell is Billy that Bruce was so cool with his own blood son dating him?!?!

Bruce: Before I forget. Damian, I don't think we need to make a dowry list yet.

Damian: These are just suggestions. I'll show you the list later. After mother and grandfather have reviewed it.

Bruce: *frowns* Is your grandfather okay with it?

Damian: He finds Billy very calming.

Bruce: Fine then. Show this list to Alfred too.

Damian: Fine.

Bruce leaves, and Damian goes back to the dowry list.

Dick: Dami!! What's going on?!

Jason: Who is Billy?! I need to meet him right now!!

Steph: Your grandfather approved of this guy? What did Billy do to make this happen?!? Create another Lazarus Pit?!

Tim: It bothers me that Bruce was so cool with this. Maybe he's high.

Duke: I want to be less and less with this family every day.

Cass: When are you going to introduce us to Billy?

Everyone suddenly fell silent and looked at Damian. He smiled his most disarming smile.

Damian: Why? You already know him.

The shouts grew louder. Everyone was trying to get through to the youngest, hoping to learn at least something about the mysterious Billy. Damian ignored them. He couldn't figure out how many horses he should give Billy. The Gods are very demanding, after all.

[noodles-and-tea]

What do you think it would be like if, upon learning Captain Marvel/Shazam’s identity, Bruce had adopted Billy Batson?

His name is LITERALLY Billy BATson

[abcdfghjklmpqrobin]

Batman starting to suspect that Captain Marvel is actually a human teen, and using all of his knowledge as a father of seven to prove his theory.

Batman, in a room full of –supposedly– adult Superheroes:... the villains then destroyed the building and took three people hostage, which, if I may add, was just so... Skibidi.

Captain Marvel: *cringes*

Batman, eyes narrowing: ...Fortunately, they weren't standing on business. Superman and I were able to track them back to their hideout and rescue the hostages. No major aura losses. We slayed.

Captain Marvel: *cringes harder*

Batman, with the glint of victory in his eyes:... Guess you could say they couldn't handle our rizz maxxing.

Captain Marvel, covering his face in second hand embarrassment: dude...

*Later, in the cave*

Bruce: I have confirmation on Captain Marvel's identity being a human on the younger side, probably a teen or pre-teen.

Jason: How did you even confirmed that?

Batman: I talked Gen Z to him.

*Both Tim and Damian groaning*

Jason, blinking: You 'talked Gen Z to him'? The fuck does that mean?

Tim: Don't make him demonstrate...

Dick: He uses Gen Z slang. Kids hate it.

Jason: Are you serious? That's it?

Damian: Don't underestimate his tactic, Todd. It's... oddly effective.

Bruce, smiling: What can I say, I'm a sigma, I never take an L.

*everyone having a full-body cringe*

Jason: Holy shit, nevermind, I get it.

Bruce: W plan for real, chat

Jason: Okay, stop.

Bruce: Can't. I'm in my rizzler dad era.

Jason: I will skin myself with Damian's katana.

*Meanwhile*

Green Lantern: So.. Did anyone understand Spooky's report today?

Flash: Not a damn word.

Superman: I would like to clarify. I didn't slay anyone, I was very gentle.

[disastertwins9000]

alr so yall know how the Batman: Under the Red Hood movie had another sequel/multiple choice version called Batman: Death in the Family, and in one of the storylines where Bruce dies instead of Jason, Jason becomes Red Robin and is stopped from killing Two Face by Tim? -if you have no idea what i’m talking about i’ll link the video at the bottom of this post-

anyway so i was thinking about that a while ago and it doesn’t help that ive been reading jason and tim brother fics a lot and so like what if..

like teen dad jason who’s not really a dad he’s a brother but he’s like… a dad? and then talia shows up while dick is in space and drops damian off like here you go take care of bruce’s son and jason’s like bro what?! and dick comes home to another kid and he’s like “jason wtf”

jason also has vitiligo bc he didn’t get dumped in the pit but i NEED him to have his white hair

am i crazy?

these are old drawings btw so sorry they’re so shitty

next

logging out of tumblr now so i don’t have to deal with this post

i have such a big headache

[disastertwins9000]

more of the ditf au from this post

this is the better art i had and i was waiting to post it

so like i said in the last post jason finds out tim’s not rly looked after (probably not canon but ive decided he isn’t AND they legally get to keep tim idk don’t ask me) so now like either dick or alfred foster tim (bc jason’s still sixteen) and tim moves into the manor and becomes Batkid.

Jason has been struggling with Bruce’s death and so taking care of Tim has become something he can focus on, and obviously Dick and Alfred are worried bc Jason was totally killing people just a second ago but i think they’d ask him to go to therapy and he’d actually go because he wants to be the best he can mentally to help raise Tim.

Tim is their (currently) foster brother but Jason is basically everything Tim never had in a parent. Dick sees how seriously Jason takes all this but knows that Jason is still a kid and makes sure he gets a break often enough to not worry about taking care of someone else. then when Damian shows up Dick is out in space, and so now Jason is a single mom with two kids and is praying Dick will hurry his ass up and come home (obviously alfred is a huge help he just wants his older brother home)

when dick gets back he’s like “bro i left you for how long and you got another whole ass kid” and then he totally sees how Damian looks like his dead adoptive dad and then goes mama mode on that little bean and adopts him while he’s at it

when Jay is old enough Tim asks Jason to adopt him and bro totally cries his eyes out. Tim has been waiting for Jason to be old enough to be adopted into the family, not that he doesn’t like Dick, quite the opposite he loves his biggest brother, but jay and tim saved each other and the feels are hard to explain but yeah he wants jay to adopt him. Dick adopted Damian right away but when Jason is old enough Damian asked for them to have split custody of him, because he’s always had both his big brothers to look after him and he wouldn’t have it any other way

Tim becomes the Batkid Dick is still Nightwing and Jason is Red Robin up until Damian is old enough to become Robin, then i think Tim would be old enough to become Batman and Jason would become Red Hood (i’m actually still debating if he would be red hood or smth else but i’m sticking with red hood for now) i also gave him a more Arkham Night lookin outfit bc he’s got the cute ears that might remind him of his dad

there’s probably some other stuff i wanted to say but missed but oh well, thanks to @foerchen for letting me rant and also helping me decide on things here and there, ily <33

[disastertwins9000]

this fic by @foerchen is so feelings like istg i love it sm i couldn’t get that one image of Jay and Tim out of my head auggghhhhh

[fanficideasupforgrabs]

Imagine Immortal! Jaskier who gets a factory reset every time he dies. Scars go away, any previous injuries or non-fatal aches disappear, etc. The only catch is it takes anywhere from a few minutes to several hours/days to come back depending on the extent of his injuries.

But Jaskier isn’t stupid, and so he carries around a very potent poison that can kill him almost instantly, and from experience has been proven to only leave him dead for around fifteen minutes. Because he does travel alone sometimes, and it’s better to kill himself in the middle of nowhere than to risk getting robbed when he’s sick, injured, etc.

Even though he can do it though, he’s not a big fan of it, and prefers to just ride out the pain/sickness with Geralt when possible. Because, okay, dying HURTS, and he’s never been able to find a poison that works rapidly and doesn’t make it feel like he’s being boiled alive, his heart thudding painfully in his chest until it just…gives out.

(Plus, he secretly likes the way Geralt will give him his cloak, and make him tea, and gently check his wounds. The witcher doesn’t exactly fuss, but he does let him ride Roach sometimes when he’s particularly unwell, with the witcher sitting behind him in the saddle and making sure he doesn’t fall off as he dozes.)

But then the mountain happens. And Jaskier is traveling with Geralt again, sure, but now he knows how he actually feels about traveling with a “human”. So even though Jaskier would prefer to just power through the nasty head cold he feels coming on, he digs in the bottom of his pack for the poison as soon as Geralt leaves to hunt. Because he can’t give the witcher yet another reason to leave him, not when the fix is so easy, not when Geralt clearly already wants as little contact, physical or otherwise, with him as possible.

He downs the vial, the familiar spasms taking over him almost instantly, and is about to let his eyes fall shut when he hears Geralt returning far too soon. A Geralt who does not know about Jaskier’s regeneration ability.

But the bard’s mouth has already stopped working, he can’t even lift his head, and the last thing he thinks before he’s gone is that Geralt looked a lot more…concerned? Than he thought he would.

And when Jaskier wakes up in Geralt’s arms, and explains everything, the bard is more than a little confused at the witcher’s insistence that he never kill himself again, at least when traveling with Geralt. The bard tries to argue that sometimes it’s necessary, but agrees to not do it unless it’s an emergency at the wild look in the man’s golden eyes.

Jaskier is still a little worried when he starts to feel another cold coming on two months later, but instead of Geralt leaving him like he feared, the man becomes a verifiable mother hen, refusing to leave the bard alone for even a second. And if Jaskier notes the way all weapons are kept far out of his reach, and the dagger he usually hides in his boot goes missing, well.

A little bit of extra comfort and coddling won’t kill him.