[bajn]

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

[poopcola]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

the human body is so fake like i’ll be reading the news and it’s like “25 year old woman free falls 1,500 feet into 25 feet of snow, found alive and uninjured” and while I’m absolutely reeling over that I don’t even have time to process it fully before I look at the next article “25 year old man falls into shallow end of pool, dies instantly.”

like our bodies literally have the durability predictability of an iphone

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

one time I misjudged how steep a “hill” was and proceeded to slide down the slope of a cliff for a full half minute and hit the bottom unscathed.

then I tripped on the stairs on my way to see Neon Genesis Evangelion and shattered my entire kneecap.

[apetemoss]

We have god mode or one hit K/O no in between

[soul8love-deactivated20190602]

[mnaturegif]

[speaks]

[euo]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[zimbabwe2007-deactivated2017060]

[catariina]

[esdeline]

[scundered]

some kid just skateboarded down my street crying

[bradsreblog]

The human embodiment of a Front Bottoms song

[fohk]

[linxspiration]

[just-shower-thoughts]

The best thing about dogs is you can act like something good happened and they’ll celebrate. They’re always ready to party no matter what!

[mongol-rain-photos-blog]

When you live at the beach and it stops raining… Sunset 12.5.17

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