FattyFeline

[18+] A kink roleplay blog for Nepeta from Homestuck. All characters depicted at 18+

[felinefatty]

:33 < *meows but in a way that's supur charming.*

[felinefatty]

Finished Homestuck, now I can write on here again.

[gigglefemme]

being fat makes you hotter actually

[felinefatty]

How snuggly is her belly on a scale of 1-10?

":33 < i dunno, i think i'd rate it a solid 7 or 8! it's a purfect belly!"

[felinefatty]

The mere sight of this catty woman appears to please a similarly overweight human... interesting.

She is pretty curvy, so it's not shocking that anyone into bigger figures might like hers!

[felinefatty]

Does meu play with her boob fat when she's bored

It's not Meu on this blog, just Nepeta!

[felinefatty]

There are plenty of times where Nepeta will just idly play with her belly when she has nothing else to do, just because it's fun.

[felinefatty]

favorite part about being fat?

":33 < f33ling so soft! i can just play with my belly and rest and it's always so comfy!"

[felinefatty]

Nepeton.

[felinefatty]

@solisvidentis

Would be quite a long, long eventually. Certainly not something that comes easily without some sort of enormous magical intervention.

":33 < i kmeow it would be really tough, but i wanna s33 how big i could be befure i n33ded magic to help! and you would help me if i n33d it right rose?"

[solisvidentis]

I honestly couldn't say- not for lack of desire to help, but I don't think that sort of thing is really what my magic does.

I suppose I could facilitate the movement of vast quantities of food...

[felinefatty]

":33 < i'm furious how much food you think is vast... but i guess that finding out is part of the fun!"

[solisvidentis]

No need to be angry, Nepeta, tsk tsk.

If you're serious about such a goal, I think you'll find that the definition of vast tends to be "More than whatever amount was consumed the day before"- makes it quite easy to remember.

[felinefatty]

":33 < angry? no im not furious i was just furious! but if there's that much food i'll always try to eat more every day! it'll be beclaws of you if i get any bigger!"

[solisvidentis]

So you keep saying but surely I'm not aware what there is to be angry about. Such an aggressive vibe- Fortunately I'm a woman of fortitude.

Now let's not go assigning blame for the crumbling of your grey waistline; I already have to deal with the repercussions of expanded mine. I may help enable you but any fault lies with thee, dear Leijon.

[felinefatty]

":33 < okay so maybe it's me! human food is just too good though! you have dough disks and ch33se disks and even sugar disks! everything humans eat is round so it's no wonder you're so round too!"

[felinefatty]

@solisvidentis

Would be quite a long, long eventually. Certainly not something that comes easily without some sort of enormous magical intervention.

":33 < i kmeow it would be really tough, but i wanna s33 how big i could be befure i n33ded magic to help! and you would help me if i n33d it right rose?"

[solisvidentis]

I honestly couldn't say- not for lack of desire to help, but I don't think that sort of thing is really what my magic does.

I suppose I could facilitate the movement of vast quantities of food...

[felinefatty]

":33 < i'm furious how much food you think is vast... but i guess that finding out is part of the fun!"

[solisvidentis]

No need to be angry, Nepeta, tsk tsk.

If you're serious about such a goal, I think you'll find that the definition of vast tends to be "More than whatever amount was consumed the day before"- makes it quite easy to remember.

[felinefatty]

":33 < angry? no im not furious i was just furious! but if there's that much food i'll always try to eat more every day! it'll be beclaws of you if i get any bigger!"

[felinefatty]

@solisvidentis

Would be quite a long, long eventually. Certainly not something that comes easily without some sort of enormous magical intervention.

":33 < i kmeow it would be really tough, but i wanna s33 how big i could be befure i n33ded magic to help! and you would help me if i n33d it right rose?"

[solisvidentis]

I honestly couldn't say- not for lack of desire to help, but I don't think that sort of thing is really what my magic does.

I suppose I could facilitate the movement of vast quantities of food...

[felinefatty]

":33 < i'm furious how much food you think is vast... but i guess that finding out is part of the fun!"

[felinefatty]

@solisvidentis

Would be quite a long, long eventually. Certainly not something that comes easily without some sort of enormous magical intervention.

":33 < i kmeow it would be really tough, but i wanna s33 how big i could be befure i n33ded magic to help! and you would help me if i n33d it right rose?"

[felinefatty]

Cat planet cat planet

":33 < Meowby eventually~"

[felinefatty]

Just a few days from not noticing you're fat to wanting to be as big as a solar system, truly astounding

The company she's keeping is a bad influence.

[felinefatty]

Would you rather be as fat as that rose, or get to play with someone as fat as that rose

":33 < as big as..."

Sorry, she's just trying to imagine herself at that size, bigger than any one person could be, so fat that she extends beyond the horizon...

":33 < ...can't i do both?"

[felinefatty]

":33 < mreow."

She's still gonna keep bapping Vriska's boobs.