The Cat's Window

Ok, so here's the deal. My name is Liv, I'm from Norway, I travel a lot, and sometimes I'm a real pretentious asshole. Which is why I have the entirety of three other blogs dedicated to my pretentiousness. This, how ever, will not be that sort of blog.   Stuff to know: - It might not always seem like it, but I am in fact an adult! Who does adult stuff that does not involve fandoms or drooling over celebrities like a hormonal 14-year old. (like paying bills! I do that!) - Though I refer to myself as "The Cat" more often than what might be deemed healthy, I do not believe that I am, in fact, a cat. - I suffer from (several) chronic illness(es) and mental illness, and I whine a lot. - I am very bad at the internet. I hope this was helpful, and if you have any questions for me, you should just go ahead and ask

[innerwreck]

[oceanssapart]

#i was about to scroll past this venomously but omfg

[mishasminions]

STEVE “DID YOU GET YOUR TICKETS TO THE GUN SHOW” ROGERS

CHRIS EVANS: Oh right, a little bit of bicep porn. I really, genuinely did mess something up in my arm doing it. It’s a really unnatural position to be in–you’re trying to flex, you’re trying to look good, like, it’s not a utilitarian shot, it’s really just trying to look good

[mishasminions]

BUCKY “YEAH AND I’VE GOT THE BEST SEAT IN THE HOUSE” BARNES

[theodoredimas]

I remember all of them.

[sansasmargaeryinactive-deactiva]

insp.

[lightbearers]

Show me a hero and I will write you a tragedy.

[wondersmith-and-sons]

before a monster is a monster // he was supposed to be an angel

[felinesemantics]

3.2

Tell the truth, your truth,

universal,

the way truth isn’t.

There is a sudden sence of imenancy

of impending death,

but I don’t throw myself of a cliff

and I don’t perish,

even if I wish I did.

We live on,

endlessly,

immortaly

and strangely.

I wish I was a better poet.

I wish I could sing you songs of spiderwebs

and the all encompasing moonlight

and being swallowed whole by myths.

Abouth the mustard like taste of defeat,

and perhaps the metallic smell of rain,

of rain hitting the window so hard it drives the cats in,

and of moving on with my life.

I wish I could move on with my life.

I wish my sadness would lessen.

[felinesemantics]

3.1

We could have met another time,

Some other placce.

The right time.

The right place.

We could have fallen in love.

We could have loved each other.

And we did

we did.

[felinesemantics]

3.

“Oh, you’re just a boy!”

And you are, and isn’t that fantastic? And wont you move through this room the way poetry moves?

[tobermoriansass]

Like tbqh most of the discourse on this hellsite sounds like this to me:

1) This character stole some bread, they are the literal worst and if you like them you are personally endorsing stealing and are the literal worst.

2) This character stole some bread from my favourite character and DOES NOT DESERVE TO BE REDEEMED

3) This person drew art of this character stealing a loaf of bread and is romanticizing the act of stealing and is making fandom toxic.

4) This person wrote Problematic TM fic in which this character steals MORE LOAVES OF BREAD AND ISNT PUNISHED FOR IT how dare they.

5) I’m trying to make fandom a non toxic space for all of us so here’s a list of all the bloggers and artists who have created art which did not directly punish this character for stealing bread and on occasion have drawn them going on to steal more bread. Please don’t harass them =uwu=

6) How dare you even think of writing a redemption story for this character who once stole bread.

[caracalliope]

PSA: known bread theft supporter tumblr user 24601 is now posting under the name medeleine. Their old blog has been deleted. Message me for receipts.

[cyanwrites]

Anyone who sees fic/art of fictional characters stealing bread will start stealing bread too.

If you post fic/art of characters stealing bread, you’re directly responsible for all bread-stealing that ever happened.

Even if Aladdin is a canon bread thief, do NOT make fic/art of Aladdin stealing bread!

YOU ARE EXPOSING MINORS TO DEPICTIONS OF CRIMINAL ACTS. YOU ARE AN ABUSER.

* You’re allowed to make fic/art of fictional characters stealing bread IF someone once stole a bread from you AND you make a public post telling everyone the size of your loaf. BREAD ROLLS DON’T COUNT, IT MUST BE A WHOLE LOAF OR YOU’RE JUST FAKING.

[jalapeepo]

my cat is v handsome and soft. he is Best Cat. your cat is also Best Cat, this is not a challenge. all cats are the Best, and that is science

thank you

[creativewritingcat-blog]

But I would not oppose the invention of a telepathic keyboard.

[beef-princess-deactivated201507]

[johnhawkens]

truth

[gotham]

Steve and Bucky + before and after

[black-nata]

nonononOnONoNoOnONo nO. NO. 

[m-azing]

your fave is problematic: me

takes 3.5 hour nap in the middle of the afternoon

makes dinner at midnight

[eggsistentialegg-blog-blog-blog]

Only 90s kids will remember. Only 90s kids will ever remember. 90s kids remember everything. They remember the birth of the universe. They remember humanity’s greatest downfalls. They remember things that have not happened, things that might never happen. They can see the death of everything. All of these vivid memories will haunt them forever. Will the 90s kids ever be able to forget?

[caralarm-bicycles]

sure when Aphrodite lies around naked in a giant clam shell she’s a “goddess” but when I do it I’m “drunk” and “no longer welcome at the aquarium”

[scaredbarnes-deactivated2019102]

Sebastian Stan for GQ Romania