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They think she thinks LIKE US. They're wrong. There's not one rule of ours she plays by, not one she even acknowledges. She’s A CAT. She’s nothing we’ll ever truly understand. That’s why you’ll never catch her. No one will. Independent and highly selective SELINA KYLE / CATWOMAN from DC Comics as told by Ash. Pre-52, semi-Rebirth, and headcanon based with video game influences.

[catheft-blog]

that’s a little inconsistent, you say — with my image as A BAD GIRL. the kindness doesn’t mesh with the cruelty. how can I be nasty and nice? you just can’t figure me out? hey, what did you expect? I’m a cat ! 

[felinethieved]

ok since tom king ruined the only thing we were all looking forward to because wow, what the fuck, I'll soft reboot soon so hit that like button if you want to remain mutuals 

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hey tom??? tom king?? where are you???

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I’M BACK ON THI SBLOG BECAUS EI ‘M ANGRY

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literally got out of my hiatus to change my icon for Pride Month how’s it look

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hi I’m on hiatus now apparently

I’m sorry that I haven’t been online lately??? my graduation ceremony is in a few weeks and hopefully I’ll be free then, but even if that isn’t the case, my life is in a pretty complicated mess right now that I’m trying to put together, on top of all of my preparations for college and the stress my sister’s anxiety attacks are putting on my family. consider this a hiatus, and hopefully I’ll return soon!!

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sorry I’ve been gone um I’ve bought a game and I’ve been

uhhhh busy

really busy

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ooc; I’ll see if I have some muse back, but have a starter call to wake up my muse for later!!!!

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meowrs

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batman au where instead of gotham, bruce looks over point pleasant in virginia and becomes known as the fucking batmothman

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ooc; I’ll see if I have some muse back, but have a starter call to wake up my muse for later!!!!

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ooc; so school is kicking me in the ass right now and I’m pretty swamped with a lot of work, and I gotta focus because it’s my graduating year ! the activity will be slow until saturday next week, which is the 28th, but I’ll still be lurking every now and then !

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me, reading batman #45: okaaay time to see what I missed batman #45, immediately starting with green lantern spouting weird cryptic bullshit, then getting murdered by booster gold, apparently: hey me: why did I ever like you

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ooc; so school is kicking me in the ass right now and I’m pretty swamped with a lot of work, and I gotta focus because it’s my graduating year ! the activity will be slow until saturday next week, which is the 28th, but I’ll still be lurking every now and then !

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🗦 WINSOME MERC ! 🗧

who said he was trying to attract girls.                    nevertheless, the wrong kind is what he’s all about. well, sexually. heroically, he’s … ambiguous ? doesn’t matter.

      “ quinceañeras, apparently. though minus the plurality. now I’m no latino,  but let’s just say I did a kid a favour and got an invitation. besides, they have wonderful cake on hand. naturally, I’m more of a pizza guy myself but who can say no t’ creamy frosting. still, if you think crazy brings me, you got it the wrong way ‘round, gorgeous. twisted, just like me pretending I don’t recognize your face as t’ not make the thread awkward. you’re welcome, by the way. ”

          As it does when she’s always confused, her head tilts, brows furrow, and her lips turn into a disproving frown. Not only because of his strange appearance, but because of the utter CONFUSING BULLSHIT that he spews out of his mouth, without even giving her some time to comprehend whatever he’s saying. It’s like dealing with KENT NELSON, only more confusing and less fancy word-y.

          ❝ Woah, okay  — first, a thread? What the hell is that? ❞     A short pause, a breath, and she can’t help but let questions push ahead first.     ❝ If you’re here to just throw some CRYPTIC JOKES and enjoy on all shades confused I’m in right now, you’re definitely succeeding. ❞   

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ooc; nothing, this is just a friendly reminder that my ship exclusive for batboy is @crimebat and any other bruces will be treated like friends or allies, but that won’t stop us from interacting ! okay? ok

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🗦 RELUCTANT HERO ! 🗧

scuffs the tip of her shoes against the floor , bashful  —————–  shying from her vulnerabilities , unaware of how obvious they are.  she IS scared  :  of facing up to others , of showcasing her strengths (  once more  ).  of being cast out , or hurt , or belittled amongst the crowd of bullies.    

❛    no  …  i’m just  …  preparing.   ❜

          Eyebrows raise, not at all in anger, but not in satisfaction either. Something is brewing there, an uneasy kind of EXPRESSION that gets suppressed, forgotten if kept there long enough, soon to rot. Crouching down, she stares at her face to face, arms on her bent knees.

          ❝ You sure? ❞     An empty pause, a head tilt, a softer expression.     ❝ Hey, you don’t have to do this if you don’t want to. They’ll learn THEIR LESSON soon enough. ❞