[cyndakiller]

I think men should be sluttier and show more crotch and bulge and bush and pubic hair

[the-togepi-man]

I take one of these every year, a tradition

[thegenewilderside]

Slut. At work.

[nuevemeister]

Look at what my friend made please look at it

I love my fat maus son

Edit: This is getting a LOT of traction waow :o. Follow Silverift on youtube cuz he made the model!! Hes p neat. Also Maus is literally my comfort oc im so happy yall love him omg

[s4mm4n]

God I miss the days when you could show up to a stranger’s farm and he’d say “What’s your name, boy?” and you’d take off your hat and hold it to your chest to better let him see your face and reply “Why I ain’t got none, sir, on account of my mammy passed on before she could give me one” and he’d tell you he’s real damn sorry to hear that and ask what he can do you for and you’d tell him that you can’t read nor even write neither but you’re mighty good with horses and can mend them fallen fence posts what you saw on your way in and won’t ask for nothing much more than a hot meal and a warm barn to sleep in and he’d keep his wife and daughters inside but send his boy who ain’t got married yet even though his mama tells him he needs a woman out with a lantern and some stew at night and the two of you’d get to talkin and he’d throw you his flask to take a swig from and watch you drinkin from it while he leant against the door frame and when he finally got called back on up to the house again he’d take a sip from it too real slow-like like it weren’t the whiskey what he were tryna savour

[argumate]

you see you don’t get posts like this on twitter

[lastweekseyeliner]

every day at least once while on a walk i think to myself “it weren’t the whiskey what he were tryna savour” and sometimes if i am alone i say it out loud

[funny-tik-toks]

[hamletthedane]

[unnatural-twenty]

Dad is tired and need a massage 🫠

[harlecore]

[halondrus]

[ppups]

boys just wanna have f(ingers in their mouth)un

[mi-ciudad]

they are talking about me i just know it

[touhouweed]

[bossbutch]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[maskedmenloving]

[valtsv]

im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95% of them are just solid life advice

[valtsv]

like idk how accurate these are but somehow they manage to be both peak shitposting humor and genuinely helpful suggestions

[valtsv]

fuck self-help books and therapy, all i need to make it in life is my trusty Cowboy Tips™

[orcdorc]

The funniest thing about this hat is getting to say my mom got it for me.

[sapphling]

ahaha brooooo you have to check out how soft the skin on my inner thigh is this shit is crazy. no like just put your palm there and gentle caress with your thumb lmao it's like nuts you've gotta check this shit out. please.

[aminta]

your straight boyfriend is not FRUITY he is not a TWINK he is not GAY FOR THE STRAP he is a 25 year old heterosexual man named TYLER and his favorite hobby is playing MARVEL RIVALS