POV : you’re scrolling through your for you page, not a care in the world, when suddenly you see it. Your eyes are drawn to the username. “The Pure House”. You shake your head. No, it’s not possible, but surely enough you look up and before you you see Knox and Meredith whatsherface doing the renegade. Your heart leaps, palms sweaty. This isn’t happening. You click the profile and discover the inevitable truth. The Slytherins have found tiktok and founded a Pureblood content creator hype house. You scroll, they’re never ending. They’re in a mansion in California which you swear you’ve seen before on pornhub. You can’t breathe now.
Then you hear the audio.
“EYO! PUREBLOOD CHEEEECK.”
The lump in your throat grows, and you projectile vomit over your screen. You put your wand to your neck, your voice hopeless, void of joy.
‘Avada kedavra’
