montykirshbaum:
“You’d think that I’m old enough to withstand a little shape shifting,” Monty said, sucking air from between his teeth. He enjoyed the ability to change his appearance at whim too much to ever truly settle into his natural features: at this point, glamour was like putting makeup on in the morning, it was the equivalent of war paint. “I’ve seen that dog walk into a glass wall three times in the span of ten minutes, I think you knocked something loose in his head.” The fae twisted a lock of hair around his finger, humming as though he was truly considering it. “Maybe I’ll try teal for the summer.” Monty’s attention turned fully to Felix and he grinned, twining his arm through his husband’s. “My favourite kind of blonde is bottled. Where was this breakfast place again?”
Felix gave a wry smile, “If we could shape shift, I don’t think we’d ever have to worry about anything ever again. We can only glamour so much, but I don’t really have that problem,” he joked, pushing his hands into his pockets. Granted, he wasn’t exactly fit to fight vampires again – they’d eat him alive. “No, no. The puppy is fine. Don’t worry about him so much,” he waved his hand, fully content with thinking the dog was just fine. “Teal?” he echoed, looking over at Monty’s hair with a frown, “Dear gods, please don’t. I’ll have to file for divorce.”










