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@felixx--flint

Hello. The name's Felix. It probably wasn't nice meeting you. Because, you know, there's nothing nice about this place. Don't believe what the locals tell you.

1,803 posts

#ooc #i'm crying shit

I would make an annual masturbation joke.

But it looks as if someone already beat me to the punch.

Man, what a jerk.

Thank you.

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It’s kind of sad. I have no idea who I’m trying to impress.

Cooking. It’s small but it’s a start.

Well, at least you'll feel good on the first day back.

Oh, fun. Don't you already do that a hell of a lot already? How much more do you need to know?

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Oh hush.

Yes, which is weird because I don’t think I’ve ever been excited for school.

But it's actually adorable.

What are you going to be studying? Is it anything interesting?

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… Maybe.

How cute.

Are you excited?

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First day of school tomorrow. I got this.

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Aw, do you have your first day outfit all picked out and all of your new school supplies set out?

I just applied to PetsMart today. Somehow, I forgot that I’m allergic to dogs until after I submitted the application.

Well, this is probably one of the only times you should be hoping you don't get the job.

swanqueenodette

I wish someone else would do my homework!

Then I could just practice cheers and watch Disney movies all day!

I'm sure you could pay someone to do it. God forbid you do any actual work.

I need someone to remind me that it's not necessary to see Frozen for a third time.

How about I try to watch one or two first?

I guess that would be okay.

I need someone to remind me that it's not necessary to see Frozen for a third time.

I will add it to my bucketlist… along with the other 100 things I’m probably never going to do.

Put it at the top of your list and then maybe it will get done. Maybe.

Holy cow, I actually understand the physics unit! Does anyone need answers, because I’ve got ‘em!

Can you just do my physics homework for me?

I need someone to remind me that it's not necessary to see Frozen for a third time.

I grew up with my dad, on a ranch, surrounded by guns. Do you think I’d ever be the kind of kid who spent days watching those?

Well, you missed out then. You need to go have a Disney marathon to fix this. Right now.

#ellie #felix is dead serious about disney man

littlemelissasunshine

Yes…. I just wasn’t on my game today.

Maybe you should put some ice on it. Or just lay down and do nothing for tonight.

Whose wallet is this?

It’s just better when you’re old because people expect good advice from an old man… Well that or racism.

I feel like I hear more racist remarks from old men than actual good advice.

I need someone to remind me that it's not necessary to see Frozen for a third time.

I’m not saying there aren’t some good ones, but loving them is too far.

So you don't love any Disney movies? You didn't grow up watching them or anything?

littlemelissasunshine

Future note: when doing a backflip, land on your feet….

My back hurts…

Aren't you a cheerleader? Shouldn't you know how to do backflips by now?

I need someone to remind me that it's not necessary to see Frozen for a third time.

I guess that’s true

And that's why everyone should love Disney movies.

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