I'm In Love With Being Queen

We'll never be royals? Ha, I am a royal. And if you think you're even good enough to talk to me, you better think twice. My shoes are more expensive than your house.

[swanqueenodette]

I wish someone else would do my homework!

[littlemelissa-sunshine]

But… they’re doing all the work….?

[swanqueenodette]

So? Isn't that what they are there for?

[swanqueenodette]

I wish someone else would do my homework!

[littlemelissa-sunshine]

But… isn’t that like… cheating?

[swanqueenodette]

Pfffft, no. It's like getting a study buddy.

[swanqueenodette]

I wish someone else would do my homework!

[heidikovens]

You watch Disney movies? They don’t like, hurt your soul? Oh wait, that’s right, you don’t have a soul.

[swanqueenodette]

Don't act so surprised Heidi, there was a time, during my lapse of judgement phase, when I used to watch them with you, but that's a memory I'd rather not have.

[swanqueenodette]

I wish someone else would do my homework!

[littlemelissa-sunshine]

In a perfect world.

[swanqueenodette]

We should find like, one of those nerds that need money to do it for us.

[swanqueenodette]

I wish someone else would do my homework!

Then I could just practice cheers and watch Disney movies all day!

[littlemelissasunshine]

Future note: when doing a backflip, land on your feet….

My back hurts…

[swanqueenodette]

Do you need to take a few days? I can like, get my Daddy's chiropractor to take a look. His fingers are so magic!

[lenny-finch-deactivated20190726]

Uhh

[lenny-finch-deactivated20190726]

Well what am I supposed to do about it? I’m not “Eddie the Handyman”. 

[swanqueenodette]

Can't you like just get someone to fix it without having to actually speak to them? Like isn't that how it works, you just get your like maids to call them and then they speak Mexican or whatever at them?

[lenny-finch-deactivated20190726]

Uhh

The AC in my apartment is busted so the repair guy’s here trying to fix it, but the dude’s got a permanent glare and swastika tattoo. He’s making me nervous I’m gonna shit my pants, I think I should leave but I don’t want him in my apartment alone?

[swanqueenodette]

You mean you actually have to interact with repair people. Ew.

[landon--montgomery-blog]

You don’t get like, being happy. And liking someone. Because I’m awesome.

[swanqueenodette]

Oh, I get being happy. Liking someone though, I'm waiting until college. Nobody here is worth my affection. Yeah, no, keep pretending that, loser.

[landon--montgomery-blog]

Nah, it just means awesome. It’s fine though, you don’t get it.

[swanqueenodette]

I don't get what? Ugh, why am I even talking to some pointless loser anyway?

[landon--montgomery-blog]

She’s awesome. And I’m awesome. We’re awesome together.

[swanqueenodette]

Right... if awesome is code for "total loser". 

[landon--montgomery-blog]

The beer doesn’t help either, huh? Oh well, I have a girl, that’s all that matters. 

[swanqueenodette]

You have girl? Is she like retarded or something? Because you look like some deadbeat and from the smell thing and the beer I'm probably right.

[landon--montgomery-blog]

Yeah, exactly.

[swanqueenodette]

 Ew. That is so gross. You're gonna smell like one of those homeless people and ew. 

[landon--montgomery-blog]

Yeah but…it takes so much energy to stand in the water!

[swanqueenodette]

... That's just like, laziness. 

[landon--montgomery-blog]

Taking a shower seems like so much effort today.

[swanqueenodette]

How is taking a shower effort? Like, you'll be all gross and yuck if you don't take one, ew.

[swanqueenodette]

Another Grand Supreme title?

[sailor-reynolds]

Another trophy is just what you need.

[swanqueenodette]

I don't care about the trophy! I care about the big crown and the money.

[swanqueenodette]

Another Grand Supreme title?

The excitement of winning is starting to wear off... who am I kidding? It's awesome!