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martinaxalvarez:

Do you think I would go anywhere without my best man? You’re not going to break something, and if you do, we’ll hide the evidence.

I guess when I think about it, I wouldn’t want to go anywhere without my best girl. You and I both know that Aria will smell guilt, so you’ll have to fight her for me.

#c; martina

opheliaxcarmichael:

Oh, the sickness trend is already making headway. I saw a girl over there puking her guts out in one of those fancy vases that probably cost a fortune.

Oh... jeez– I hope someone hid the poor girl. I’d hate to be her if our wonderful hostess found out she was the one who threw up into the vase. At least it didn’t break?

#c; ophelia

margoxhansen:

For tonight. I’ve been ordained as her hot guard dog, so, it’s a thankless job.

Not drinking enough. One doesn’t count, Felix, you need more.

You should ask her for money since you can’t drink; you’re basically doing a job for her.

Fine, how about two more.

#c; margo

aidenxbennett:

That’s the true meaning of what a party stands for, right? Booze, the people, the music, and the drama. You can’t forget the drama when there’s alcohol involved.

Oh, no, perish the thought of leaving out drama. There’s probably a label on the alcohol bottles that says the alcohol content and also ‘includes drama’. If there’s not some sort of brawl by the end of the night, I’d be surprised.

#c; aiden

elliotxrowell:

I do enjoy this idea, but I can’t help but think you’re using me as a security blanket.

When have I ever needed to use you as a security blanket, Lo, you wound me.

#c; elliot

margoxhansen:

As she should, sweetheart, you don’t attend the party of the year and bring your nasty depressing selves. Just plain selfish ruining the ride for others.

I’m doing vibe checks.

Are you her mini-me? Pretty sure that’s exactly what she said.

I’m passing, right? I swear I’m drinking.

#c; margo

elliotxrowell:

Great minds think alike.

You know what that means, we gotta stay together or else we’ll get pulled under the mass of drunken people on the inside.

#c; elliot

aidenxbennett:

Or with the company we’re bound to keep. I could be convinced real easily.

Company? I assume that would work, maybe not as effective as alcohol, but why else would all the masses be here other than to have company of others?

#c; aiden

opheliaxcarmichael:

Oh, shit, you were really missing out. A good party consists of a wild spirit, pretty people, and a bottomless pit of alcohol. Booze does all the heavy lifting.