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While i will not be deleting this blog, i can no longer edit it without far more trouble than its worth. So Ive made a new blog with fancy new layout and updated muse list @modernmonsterrp
which i guess doesn't matter so much as i dont really interact with anyone but one person on here but still. Just to keep things organized i'll be shifting over to that blog
i cant remember the policy for deleting old tumblrs so gonna post this so the blog doesnt get deleted before i get my stuff on it saved. stupid thing wont let me edit it so i had to make a new blog @modernmonsterrp which also needs updating and editing...
I'm so tired of the way suspicious meat is always human meat like for once I just want to be surprised. Let it be something else I'm so tired of it being human meat
Look I love horror I'm a big fan of it but guys. It's been overdone. At this point when I reach a point in a story where the meat starts being suspicious I roll my eyes because we all already know it's just some guy. Mystery meat could be so much more why won't we let it be more
Oh my steak is a guy? Yawn. Boring. That's every steak in horror.
Give me meat that just spawns randomly in your fridge. Meat that has no clear origin. Where is it from? We don't know. What kind of meat is it? No clue. It's mystery meat (non human (as far as we're aware of)). That's already a bit scarier if only thanks to not knowing how hygenic it is
Give me horror meat that isn't human bt has it's horror rooted in reality. Give me parasite pork that takes over your brain functions. Give me fucking prion disease at this point I'll take it. I'm so starved for mystery meat where the twist ISN'T that it's human c'mon people we can do better than this
Give me meat that IS genetically human but can't be matched to anyone's DNA!!! Where the fuck is it from?? We don't know!! Scary!!!
Oh people keep disappearing but hey at least the food is really good so that's something right? Womp womp you're eating a guy. Boring. Been there done that. Give me something new
You fool. You have no idea who you're talking to right now
y'know how wizards summon water from the elemental plane of water? that but meat. just sayin.
- meat that matches no known species
- meat of a long extinct animal
- meat, alot of it, that is human, but its genetically the same as your perfectly unhurt and alive friend
- meat of an almost extinct animal, the last of its kind
- meat that genetically more closely resembles viruses, bacteria, plants or fungi but still feels and bleeds like meat
-one piece of flesh that is genetically made of several different species
- a piece of flesh far larger than the animal it genetically is
-meat of your childhood pet
-meat of an unidentifiable cut
Putting this in my mouth thank you
Lucky, what do you think of your brother's pet?
"Hey buddy,"
Lucky jerks a thumb to @modernmonsterrp
"my office has changed."
He shrugs and his eye-lights turn purple.
"As for your question... From a meta standpoint I think he bit off more than he can chew."
His eye-lights flick back to red and he lifts a hand wiggling it back and forth.
"More down to earth, I gotta say, I ain't seen much of the guy. Doesn't seem like a cold hearted bitch like his ex though, so he's got that going for him."
“Are you home? There’s a slight problem~” chirped the jester. He’s in Pappy’s place, hoping to speak with Phos. Reason? Pappy firmly didn’t believe that Phos would take him seriously enough. But thus far, Phos did at least listen to Jevil at least fifty percent of the time.
Phos had just gotten home and gotten a shower when there was a knock at his door. He's surprised to see Jevil at his door. The mischievous monster seemed to come and go as he pleased, and largely did what he wanted - what problem could have him coming to Phos of all people?
"Problem? Would you like to come in and discuss it over tea?" Phos asks.
"It is" He agrees readily. "One where human childern pretend to be monsters in exchange for candy largely, but there are other customs. Watching scary movies or going to places deemed to be scary."
He would show them on his phone but he honestly wasn't sure how to use it that way. Instead he juggles his notpad and pen to one hand and pulls out his wallet. He flips it open and a set of pictures rolls out. The one he holds up shows Arachne and Phos as a princess and a knight. "This is us last year. We went to every house on the block, and then watched an enterly inaccurate children's movie about witches."
He knows on some level he is being unreasonable in his anger, even if he thinks he's explained this before perhaps he was unclear, or Merlot simply did not understand but...
He turns to Merlot to include him in the conversation. "You and your brother are more tham welcome to participate however, it is of course not mandato-" He cuts off as his gaze catches movement outside the window behind Merlot.
“Are you home? There’s a slight problem~” chirped the jester. He’s in Pappy’s place, hoping to speak with Phos. Reason? Pappy firmly didn’t believe that Phos would take him seriously enough. But thus far, Phos did at least listen to Jevil at least fifty percent of the time.
Phos had just gotten home and gotten a shower when there was a knock at his door. He's surprised to see Jevil at his door. The mischievous monster seemed to come and go as he pleased, and largely did what he wanted - what problem could have him coming to Phos of all people?
"Problem? Would you like to come in and discuss it over tea?" Phos asks.
Phos watches as the stranger picks up Nyx and carts him out. As he was fairly certain that if Nyx thought he were in danger, he would have struggled, Phos left them be.
He did not notice Merlot slip in behind him.
What he did notice was the tone, or rather lack of it to Saki's speech. It made him concerned for the other.
"Well that can wait a moment more, are you not feeling well?" He asks.
“I am fatigued, but otherwise I’m fine,” he glanced back to the door for a moment. “You’re here because of Pappy and Jevil’s paranoia, correct?” He asks as he turned back to Phos. “I assure you I’ve got it taken care of. I know what sort of person Fae is,” he declared. “I don’t need a collar to tell me what they’re up to, nor do I require assistance in this…social experiment,” he closed the bread box after refilling it with discounted prices. Day old bread section.
Merlot winced at their words. “I-I didn’t mean to offend…I was just worried..” before he could say more, Saki rose to his hand to gesture for him to be quiet. “I know what you meant. I wanted you two to be well informed so that unease will dissipate. Besides that, I’m not the one you should apologize to regarding that accessory,” his eyelights shift over to Phos. “If at any point I do need aid, I’ll ask for it. Is that acceptable?”
"More than acceptable." Phos says genuinely. "I have no wish to intrude where not welcome, only to offer support and advice to a friend as necessary. If you have no need of such things..."
He digs into a pocket and pulls out a notepad and a pencil. "I was wondering if you two wished to coordinate costumes for Halloween? I wish to get a family picture and would like to include you and Merlot, it would make a good addition to the scrapbook."
Despite saying so, he has not so much as looked at Merlot since being made aware of his presence.
“Are you home? There’s a slight problem~” chirped the jester. He’s in Pappy’s place, hoping to speak with Phos. Reason? Pappy firmly didn’t believe that Phos would take him seriously enough. But thus far, Phos did at least listen to Jevil at least fifty percent of the time.
Phos had just gotten home and gotten a shower when there was a knock at his door. He's surprised to see Jevil at his door. The mischievous monster seemed to come and go as he pleased, and largely did what he wanted - what problem could have him coming to Phos of all people?
"Problem? Would you like to come in and discuss it over tea?" Phos asks.
Phos watches as the stranger picks up Nyx and carts him out. As he was fairly certain that if Nyx thought he were in danger, he would have struggled, Phos left them be.
He did not notice Merlot slip in behind him.
What he did notice was the tone, or rather lack of it to Saki's speech. It made him concerned for the other.
"Well that can wait a moment more, are you not feeling well?" He asks.
“Are you home? There’s a slight problem~” chirped the jester. He’s in Pappy’s place, hoping to speak with Phos. Reason? Pappy firmly didn’t believe that Phos would take him seriously enough. But thus far, Phos did at least listen to Jevil at least fifty percent of the time.
Phos had just gotten home and gotten a shower when there was a knock at his door. He's surprised to see Jevil at his door. The mischievous monster seemed to come and go as he pleased, and largely did what he wanted - what problem could have him coming to Phos of all people?
"Problem? Would you like to come in and discuss it over tea?" Phos asks.
“He-hey, um, he’s in the kitchen at the moment,” Merlot gives a nervy smile as he moved off to the side so they could enter. Nyx, whom was only paying half attention to the awkward air around them, slunk through the door after Phos. Immediately they’d hear an exchange between the pairing in question. “I doubt that to be true, Saki~ Didn’t know they’d be there? Really? I think you were just testing me.” A classic Papyrus stood with arms wrapped around Saki’s torso in a loose but absurdly clingy embrace. “What’s it matter if I did? You failed miserably, if I may interject,” Saki replied coldly. He’s not showing any sympathy or giving into the behavior the other displayed. He’s continuing to put up left over goods around the rag dolled skeleton partner. “It’s unfair to test someone if they’re not even aware they’re being tested, for starters,” says Fae. “Besides that, it’s not a winning ordeal anyway. You can’t just decide on a whim to not be upset with someone that has done so much harm to you. Emotions don’t work that way. Oh wait- that’s a new concept for you isn’t that right?” Fae teased with a Cheshire worthy grin.
The grin fades when seeing two new people waltz through the door. “Em? I see your brother forgot to place the closed sign,” Fae murmured. He’s not amused by Phos’ or the jester’s intrusion.
Phos inclines his head and then enters the shop. Only to be met with a sight.
Saki seemed displeased, but that displeasure had no visable effect on his... significant other? Or significant problem if Nyx was right.
The look he shoots Phos and Nyx is certainly not friendly, but then they had interrupted what looked like a failed attempt at an intimate moment and playful manipulation... Well it appeared playful, but if it were Phos he would not let the comment about Saki's emotions to go unchallenged. That was rude.
But Phos was here as an outside observer, and would not interfere just yet.
"Greetings Saki, have I come at a bad time?" He asks, ignoring the murmured presumption on the stranger's part.
“Are you home? There’s a slight problem~” chirped the jester. He’s in Pappy’s place, hoping to speak with Phos. Reason? Pappy firmly didn’t believe that Phos would take him seriously enough. But thus far, Phos did at least listen to Jevil at least fifty percent of the time.
Phos had just gotten home and gotten a shower when there was a knock at his door. He's surprised to see Jevil at his door. The mischievous monster seemed to come and go as he pleased, and largely did what he wanted - what problem could have him coming to Phos of all people?
"Problem? Would you like to come in and discuss it over tea?" Phos asks.
As the one with the problem with Saki's current lifestyle choice it seemed prudent to bring him along. If everything was fine he would be on hand to explain why it was fine and clear the air. If things were as bad as he thought... then together they could hopefully reason with Saki.
He walks to ths bakery as its a lovely day, one of the last that feel more like summer than fall, and to give him time to comb through what little henknew and had observed of Saki.
He just didn't seem to be so naive to be taken in by someone pretending to be interested in a relationship built around power dynamics - and to what end would one pretend to a power dynamic they did not feel? He had seen huge strong men who eagerly licked the boots off thier waifish partner so maybe Nyx only thought the power balance was skewed out of Saki's favor due to his inexperience?
One could only hope that Saki wasn't truely in over his head.
Phos saw Merlot, saw his hesitation and his guilt, and tried to ignore the way his soul clenched.
Later.
They would talk about it later.
"Hello Merlot." He says pleasantly, as if he was not painfully aware of the collar's absence. "Is your brother upstairs?"
“Are you home? There’s a slight problem~” chirped the jester. He’s in Pappy’s place, hoping to speak with Phos. Reason? Pappy firmly didn’t believe that Phos would take him seriously enough. But thus far, Phos did at least listen to Jevil at least fifty percent of the time.
Phos had just gotten home and gotten a shower when there was a knock at his door. He's surprised to see Jevil at his door. The mischievous monster seemed to come and go as he pleased, and largely did what he wanted - what problem could have him coming to Phos of all people?
"Problem? Would you like to come in and discuss it over tea?" Phos asks.
Phos frowns. He hated using the cell phone as anything other than a phone. But as this was important he pulls it out. Its a rather bulky flip phone but it pulls up the chat app and he painstakingly types into it.
⚖️: Saki are you free to meet up? It is rather urgent that I speak to you.
He does not tag him as he does not know how to do so. Afterwards he looks up at Nyx.
"I have messaged him. Is Mimic the name of Saki's lover?"
“No, Mimic is their brother. Fae would be their name,” he replies. The tag didn’t appear to be an issue. No later than five minutes and there’s a response. ‘I am currently. The shop is closed up for the evening. Do you wish to meet here or at your home? I have no preference.’ There’s hesitation before more is written. ‘I have someone with me at the moment. Are you needing to speak in private? It’s fine if you do. Just need to know beforehand.’
Nyx peered at the chat for a moment. “They must be with Fae right now,” the jester murmured. “It might not be a bad idea to see how they are, how they interact. It may make communication difficult though. So we leave that up to you,” he advises.
Fae.
"You are correct. It would be best to see them interact for myself." That way he could stage an intervention or simply offer insight as the situation warrented.
However he did not want a possibly dangerous unknown in his house, or anywhere remotely near his daughter.
⚖️: I will meet you there, keep your company if you so choose.
He looks back up from his phone and asks, "Will you be accompaning me?"
“Are you home? There’s a slight problem~” chirped the jester. He’s in Pappy’s place, hoping to speak with Phos. Reason? Pappy firmly didn’t believe that Phos would take him seriously enough. But thus far, Phos did at least listen to Jevil at least fifty percent of the time.
Phos had just gotten home and gotten a shower when there was a knock at his door. He's surprised to see Jevil at his door. The mischievous monster seemed to come and go as he pleased, and largely did what he wanted - what problem could have him coming to Phos of all people?
"Problem? Would you like to come in and discuss it over tea?" Phos asks.
Phos frowns. He hated using the cell phone as anything other than a phone. But as this was important he pulls it out. Its a rather bulky flip phone but it pulls up the chat app and he painstakingly types into it.
⚖️: Saki are you free to meet up? It is rather urgent that I speak to you.
He does not tag him as he does not know how to do so. Afterwards he looks up at Nyx.
"I have messaged him. Is Mimic the name of Saki's lover?"
“Are you home? There’s a slight problem~” chirped the jester. He’s in Pappy’s place, hoping to speak with Phos. Reason? Pappy firmly didn’t believe that Phos would take him seriously enough. But thus far, Phos did at least listen to Jevil at least fifty percent of the time.
Phos had just gotten home and gotten a shower when there was a knock at his door. He's surprised to see Jevil at his door. The mischievous monster seemed to come and go as he pleased, and largely did what he wanted - what problem could have him coming to Phos of all people?
"Problem? Would you like to come in and discuss it over tea?" Phos asks.
At the sight of the collar his soul clenches, and he puts a hand to his chest as if he could grab jt and ease his pain. That collar was a symbol, and the removal of it a sign.
His only steadying thought was that Merlot probably didn't know any better. He had thought he had explained but...
It takes a moment for him to collect himself, his usually impassive expression pained. But he slowly puts himself back together.
He finally reaches out to take the coller from Nyx and tries to marshal his thoughts into something relevant.
"Saki... is meddling with someone dangerous... Why not intervene?" Why bring it to him? What made Nyx think he would be able to reason better with Saki then he himself?
Their silence spoke volumes, and that look they wore was painful to see. He hadn’t meant to hurt them like that. “We doubt he meant offense by the act, Phos. He would give anything for his sibling, but that exchange wasn’t permanent. Just a trial, to see if it’d help. We make these for specific people in mind, it wouldn’t work because this one isn’t meant for Saki or his deranged companion.” He hoped that’d bring a fraction of comfort.
Because Phos held the collar and so did Nyx, Pho’s thoughts traveled through the weak link in fragments. The jester could make out enough to make sense of the ramblings. “He won’t listen to us. We’ve tried near countless. We brought to you because the one that’d likely know him most would be you. We...realize that was selfish...”
“We didn’t know what else to do...”
Phos shakes his head and lets go of the collar. He had meant to take it but the feed back, the sharing bothered him. His pain was not for public consumption, it never had been.
"It is not selfish to seek help from another though, I do not know if I can help - I can only promise to try."
His mind goes to the gun safely tucked away in his safe upstairs but so far it had not helped him... and he did not like how easy a solution it was becoming.
It was sad that the one Nyx considered to know Saki best was Phos, for Phos did not know Saki all that well. It made him wonder if Saki was seeking companionship and emulating the only relationship he saw in his life.
It made him feel... responsible.
"I shall contact his brother," Saki's brother, not Merlot, "and see if he knows Saki's location - unless you happen to know?"
Preferably Saki would not be with the dangerous one. If he was manipulating Saki, being the voice of reason next to him would be... difficult.
“Are you home? There’s a slight problem~” chirped the jester. He’s in Pappy’s place, hoping to speak with Phos. Reason? Pappy firmly didn’t believe that Phos would take him seriously enough. But thus far, Phos did at least listen to Jevil at least fifty percent of the time.
Phos had just gotten home and gotten a shower when there was a knock at his door. He's surprised to see Jevil at his door. The mischievous monster seemed to come and go as he pleased, and largely did what he wanted - what problem could have him coming to Phos of all people?
"Problem? Would you like to come in and discuss it over tea?" Phos asks.
At the sight of the collar his soul clenches, and he puts a hand to his chest as if he could grab jt and ease his pain. That collar was a symbol, and the removal of it a sign.
His only steadying thought was that Merlot probably didn't know any better. He had thought he had explained but...
It takes a moment for him to collect himself, his usually impassive expression pained. But he slowly puts himself back together.
He finally reaches out to take the coller from Nyx and tries to marshal his thoughts into something relevant.
"Saki... is meddling with someone dangerous... Why not intervene?" Why bring it to him? What made Nyx think he would be able to reason better with Saki then he himself?
“Are you home? There’s a slight problem~” chirped the jester. He’s in Pappy’s place, hoping to speak with Phos. Reason? Pappy firmly didn’t believe that Phos would take him seriously enough. But thus far, Phos did at least listen to Jevil at least fifty percent of the time.
Phos had just gotten home and gotten a shower when there was a knock at his door. He's surprised to see Jevil at his door. The mischievous monster seemed to come and go as he pleased, and largely did what he wanted - what problem could have him coming to Phos of all people?
"Problem? Would you like to come in and discuss it over tea?" Phos asks.
“We are not choosy, whichever you have that’s plenty,” the jester replied. He’ll wait until they’re done before broaching the topic. This was more than a little awkward the more time is stretched between silence and actual topic. “We’re unsure where to start, cannot skim over a single part. So listen well, for it’s not simple for us to relay this farce,” he began. He fidgets absentmindedly with a bell on his hat before speaking again. “We don’t involve more than necessary between your relations, but we’ve noticed you’ve acquired an admirer whom is not at all experienced. To put it simple, he saw you improve Merlot’s life. The one he’s trying to assist though will only cause everyone here strife.”
“This will affect you and your home if not handled well. We advise you steer him clear or at least...perhaps tutor?” How the hell would you tutor someone so dense? It sounded far-fetched. Jevil didn’t believe they’d be that successful with a skeleton that’s so damn manipulative. His yellow eyes stare Phos dead on now, “We’re serious here. This one is not the same. Merlot came to you for a connection, for help to tame. But this one...this one is impure...they’re not looking to better themselves....how would better explain?” It then dawned on him. “Reversed rolls. Saki is not dom but sub, yet they’re trying to tame one that can do far more harm. He’s meek, easily pushed around. Are we...making any sense here? We’re unsure...”
Phos pulls out his favorite tea, a Jasmine tea, and puts a kettle full of water on the stove. While it warms he opens a cupboard and ahifts through various tea cups to find the a pattern that suited the sober mood of the quiet between them. Something purple he thought.
He sets the two cups and saucers out and brings out tea and honey for Nyx to use if he so chooses. It isnt until he pours the tea that Nyx begins to speak.
He listens intently and sips at his own cup, leaving the other for Nyx to take. Perhaps he should have offered something stronger than tea, but then again he did not drink.
He was glad that he had yet to pick up his daughter from Arrow's home - this would take time to unravel.
"Let me see if I am following. Saki is attempting to act as a... controling, stabilizing force in someone else's life despite lacking both the will and the experience necessary to do so. In addition, the method he has chosen is modeled after me so he is using bondage. Finally the one he is trying to tame is dangerous in a way Merlot is not, so actively harmful to others. Is that right?"
“Are you home? There’s a slight problem~” chirped the jester. He’s in Pappy’s place, hoping to speak with Phos. Reason? Pappy firmly didn’t believe that Phos would take him seriously enough. But thus far, Phos did at least listen to Jevil at least fifty percent of the time.
Phos had just gotten home and gotten a shower when there was a knock at his door. He's surprised to see Jevil at his door. The mischievous monster seemed to come and go as he pleased, and largely did what he wanted - what problem could have him coming to Phos of all people?
"Problem? Would you like to come in and discuss it over tea?" Phos asks.
There’s a curious look to the driver, as if contemplating this discussion. No. There should be no debate. Phos housed Saki’s brother and therefore should know what’s going on.
“If not minding, pardon our sudden timing,” Nyx agrees to their offer. “Merlot is absent…?” He asks, glancing around. It’d be an hour still before they’re off work. “Good…for best if they aren’t so involved…” the jester frowned in unease.
Phos stands aside to let him in, and closes the door behind him. He moves to the kitchen to make tea pulling out various types.
He doesn't like that Nyx doesn't want Merlot around, or how unmischievous he looked. The monster was serious for once and that put him on edge. He tries not to let it show as he asks "Any preference?"
At least it did not seem to be about Merlot this time.
He does not rush the monster into speaking about whatever had him so upset.
okay so this blig is once again a mess
my characters and timelines are muddled
my tagging is sub par
i think if i have time this weekend ill revamp it....again.
“Are you home? There’s a slight problem~” chirped the jester. He’s in Pappy’s place, hoping to speak with Phos. Reason? Pappy firmly didn’t believe that Phos would take him seriously enough. But thus far, Phos did at least listen to Jevil at least fifty percent of the time.
Phos had just gotten home and gotten a shower when there was a knock at his door. He's surprised to see Jevil at his door. The mischievous monster seemed to come and go as he pleased, and largely did what he wanted - what problem could have him coming to Phos of all people?
"Problem? Would you like to come in and discuss it over tea?" Phos asks.
