self-absorbed buffoonery (archival footage)

[patricida]

Its always some manner of hidden antechamber with you people

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

Le Banquet, 1957 and 1958

by René Magritte

[maureen2musings]

fading light in the desert

nev.in.color

[harpyhormones]

im honestly disappointed that the raw water thing faded from public consciousness without us hearing about even a single insane rich fuck dying of some medieval disease

[paxamericana]

Scientists say mysterious 'Oumuamua' object could be an alien spacecraft

Harvard researchers raise the possibility that it's a probe sent by extraterrestrials.

hell yeah brother

[foulserpent]

i stumbled across this in a remote part of the lake and i really loved the surreality of it

[browningtons-deactivated2018041]

rate my melee set up

[riseofthecommonwoodpile-deactiv]

liberal artist voice: i’m against homophobia, and to show that i’m going to use gay imagery to degrade this homophobic person, implying that being gay is degrading and something they would and should feel ashamed of. and let’s just say: i nailed it.

[zsnes]

me in ten years sipping a glass of cabernet sauvignon and stroking my blonde husband’s hair while reading my old blog posts on my computerized coffee table and sitting on my humane leather couch: oh marshall, look at how foolish i was as a child. it’s really too embarrassing dear, don’t look. whatever could i have been thinking?

marshall anderson cheveringsley-gore: well dear, we were all “sjws” back then, weren’t we

[BOTH LAUGH.]

me: oh goodness, look at the time on our hypoallergenic floral clock. do be a dear marshall and pick up ethylene hyphasia from her traditional greek lyre lessons, it’s almost time for her psychodentistry appointment and she has been so petulant lately. two is a terrible age.

marshall [straightening his hand-embroidered silk cravat]: shall i pick up another carafe of calcium-fortified quinoa juice while i’m at it, darling?

me [steadily pouring the bottle of cabernet onto the white ivory floor]: that would be so good of you, marshall

[kittensnax]

Few more before bed

[tart-fruit-boi]

Wanted to add my main two bad ones to this thread specifically.

[ghostlevel-deactivated20170305]

[geopsych]

As the sun was rising.

[freddy-eynsford-hills-cuck-chair]

[mickkellyultra]

[woshibai]

“Competitive“ by Woshibai

Translator: @paradisesystems, Sally

[porterr-robinson]

[alexander]

idk if i posted this yet but this is the video that popped into my head when my friend said she may join a sorority

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