SER(E)PENT

DEMON / GOOD OMENS

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im sorry but im deleting america? why do yall think u have the right to take TIM HORTONS nd ruin a good DONUT by putting POUTINE on top of it??? please stop. thanks, canada. 

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[aanniimmee-deactivated20141218]

[hillanguages]

Anxiety level: forgotten duolingo

[pacificrim-archive]

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i saw things. powerful things. you have to believe me. nobody else on this whole damn planet does or ever will.

            ❛  well,  "powerful things” makes for quite a colorful spectrum.  ❜  he knows of things and of power, and of the two together.  god(s) and their horsemen,  witches,  infernal hounds whose jaws have ripped apart a’many souls to feed their incorporeal appetites.  all are wrapped very neatly with a paranormal bow, but a demon,  in his some-odd five thousand years,  has seen much more potential in humanity than he has other species.  crowley would never understand their fascination with the occult when they themselves have much to give.  nonetheless,  he has his own fixation with those curious persons—what they’ve seen or know,  and what they think they know.  ❛  if you’ve a light,  i might be inclined to lend an ear.  ❜

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when will s/o talk aliens w crowley.

[megthegreat]

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summer of ‘17.  a mixtape by crowley,  for those sunny day road trips  (  listen here  ).

stand / rem.  roxanne / the police.  hand me down world / the guess who.  you ain’t seen nothin’ yet / bachman turner overdrive.  come together / aerosmith.  pour some sugar on me / def leppard.  back in black / acdc.  panama / van halen.  kickstart my heart / motley crue.  brown eyed girl / van morrison. nothin’ but a good time / poison.  rock you like a hurricane / scorpions.  summer of ‘69 / bryan adams. more than a feeling / boston.  sweet child o’ mine / guns n’ roses. 

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Blame your bad attitude on your zodiac sign

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' i thought i could trust you. ' ( :

            trust?  funny thing to have for a serpent.  deceit is in their nature;  it is as inborn and as cold as the blood that sustains them.  pitiful little girl—–  just another human fell gullible to pretty words and false pretense.  ❛  yes,  well,  that was a mistake on your behalf,  wasn’t it?  ❜  demon chides.  he thinks of a woman,  long ago,  in a certain garden he’d tempted with a certain fruit.  she,  too,  had trusted him,  and look where that had gotten humanity.  war,  pollution,  famine.  each a thing of human creation,  with little divine—or hellish,  intervention.  certainly the consequence of her faith does not surmount the fall of mankind,  but oh,  how the world never changes.  

           ❛  look,  alice.  i liked you.  i do like you.  for a child.  ❜  he doesn’t.  but he’s woven his lies too tightly now to be unraveled.  nimble fingers pinch tinted shades,  which are lifted off,  arms folded,  and tucked into suit jacket’s pocket.  yellow,  serpentine eyes are all but kind;  a reminder of duplicitous snake behind them.  ❛  —– but some things are a necessity.  even if it means hurting ones we care for.  ❜

[muggs8787]

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it’s okay to sexualize my car

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            ❛  i would trade my wife for a nice espresso.  ❜

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unwilts:

❛  that’s  like,  super  dramatic,  but  fine.  if  i’m  leavin’  the  dog  though,  it’s  your  job  to  make  sure  i  don’t  walk  into  a  building  or  fall  down  a  manhole  or  something.  not  that  i’ve  ever  done  that  before.  ❜

          ❛  have you not developed more  ---  i don’t know,  adaptive traits?  to make up for the ones you’re lacking.  bats use echolocation.  serpents smell with their tongues.  etcetera.  what’s your talent?  ❜

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the-witch-in-the-willows:

*spritzes rose water on my depression*