femberdino happenings

everything is satire I’m not even sure if the ask box works

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strawberry kiwi 🍓🥝 - femberdino

𝒢𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓉𝑜 𝓂𝑒... 𝐼'𝓁𝓁 𝑔𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓂𝓎 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓉𝑜 𝓎𝑜𝓊... 𝒜𝓁𝓁 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝒸𝓊𝓇𝓋𝑒𝓈 𝒶𝓃𝒹 �...

decided to branch out to the wonderful world of tumblr

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how to fix toxic doomed yaoi: fish

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idk why but i guess at one point i didn’t know italians were light-skinned so when i was making femberto it translated to tan?? slay

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm thinking of rewrite ideas

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hot yaoi base was literally made for them <33

/s

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woof

uhh maybe i’ll like. rewrite the whole thing lol

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so anyway, ignoring that, another charwhit shipname could technically be oxytocin

what do you mean i just accidentally wrote a 4000 word hurt / comfort charwhit fic where xander steals badboyvid’s personality and torments charles for being gay then when charles talks shit like some tsundere lookin ass he begins psychologically tormenting him so charles ends up going batshit and punching a hole in the wall then punching him in the bad eye so he faints then whit shows up then they cuddle next to xander’s collapsed bleeding body but he eventually wakes up and whit stabilizes him in the infirmary then charles has separation anxiety then whit comes out and quotes spongebob flirtatiously then they both cuddle in the middle of the hallway and fall asleep on top of each other? no i didn’t

well it was an accident, the character ai started it

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tbh fuck this, fuck this fic, maybe there’s just too much shit going on right now but there is literally no point in me going on with this. i don’t care about it and all of my characters suck anyway and the plot is so fucking convoluted and bullshitty and the friend i started this shitty inside joke with left me forever ago and dearie me they are not coming back. i don’t know if i’ll ever update this piece of shit bullshit fiction and idk if i want to. it’s sort of sad but i don’t feel any desire to put the effort into making this. everything i write sucks actual dick. anyways nobody even likes this disturbing cringefest which is next in line to obama x sonic mpreg tentacle fic. nobody finds it funny except for me and it’ll be way less of a hassle if i just say fuck it and give it up. and no i’m not quitting probably, i’m just not really feeling it right now ig. a lot of people are pissed at me

/nav but it is shhhhhh

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yooooo it’s mermay? that is cool

so i suppose i have an excuse to draw one of my characters as a mermaid in excessive amounts?

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i actually drew for once. the bad part of that is i have a huge writing assignment due tomorrow and only 2206 words and the first chapter isn’t done. fuck the gods i don’t want to fail another semester >://

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you mean to tell me there’s fucking 12 of these shits

i’m glad uwu dino’s arms aren’t super long anymore, in the process of making that image i realized femberto was too short for the pose (this was before i used the wonky proportion bases) so instead of erasing half the entire image i just lengthened dino’s arms and hoped for the best

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one of these days i’m going to redecorate this page.

maybe i should try to write the next part too, although it won’t get any traction so there’s not much of a point

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fucm 5his and fuck rhat and fuck me and fuck he anf fuck thi- and ryck yhay qmd fuck yhis and &uckcmy fickinf lifec fr

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i updated a different fic, which is also my most popular one

yk maybe i should just work on that

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ik none of yall read my shit and nobody sees my tumblr either

but i thought i’d put it out there that none of my characters are self inserts and i will never make one bc i think that they are cringe :)

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hoops are uneven as shi

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i have so many other fics to write why do i choose to write the one that gets zero wattbitches

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I’m going to cry at someone

there’s a pixar alberto spam account named femberto.

femberto’s name isn’t original.

I smell candle