Claire Keane
we're not kids anymore.
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Jules of Nature
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Origami Around
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Misplaced Lens Cap
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One Nice Bug Per Day
Kaledo Art
oozey mess
pixel skylines
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@femboywizardposting
The stars have claimed that my recent actions have been "evil" in nature. But what do they know? They're just orbs of celestial light. I am not evil, I am tastefully petty. I will purify a cursed forest or something tomorrow, so that they stop their incessant whining. The heavens can be so obnoxious. "Too severe a punishment" this, "move his nostrils back to his face" that. Sometimes I wonder if I should've been a Warlock.
I was recently accused of achieving my girlish appearance by means of Transfiguration magic. The only appearances I've achieved through magic are the hideous visages of those whom have slighted me. Including the sod making the aforementioned accusation. Good luck finding romance with the face of an anglerfish, you insolent cur.
To whoever hath just sold to me a pair of lace thigh-high stockings with Curse of Profound Itching upon them, count thy days.
Nevermind, it would seem I was simply allergic to the materials.
... I shall be keeping an eye on you.
Being the first of my realm to invent Gendermancy hath been a harrowing experience. I once caught a pickpocket attempting to steal one of my most prized bracelets, so I cast unto him a new spell I had just invented the day prior, known as Perpetual Period Cramp. That accursed spell was so unbearable that it was labeled "Forbidden Magic" by the day's end, by reason of being deemed torturous. And thus I currently hold the record in my realm for shortest time elapsed between a spell being invented and being subsequently outlawed. I do feel some remorse for that thief, suffering forevermore. But in my defense, it is a very nice bracelet.
I faithfully follow the guidance of the stars for what course to take in my life. Unless they tell me to do something I don't wanna. Then I cast Overcast Weather to shut them up.
To whoever hath just sold to me a pair of lace thigh-high stockings with Curse of Profound Itching upon them, count thy days.
Nevermind, it would seem I was simply allergic to the materials.
To whoever hath just sold to me a pair of lace thigh-high stockings with Curse of Profound Itching upon them, count thy days.
