femcel king

any pronouns except she/her, bird, 19, jerma, stuck in the bog, writing, ueein nyough, worm on a string, tloz, csh, deltarune, married to a beautiful woman named the bit

[dogpuppy]

[spr0cketz]

Decided to take a stab at one of these because they just crack me up!

[webheadmenace]

@justcakethanks

[dinomoder]

This is the best ad for Project Hail Mary I have ever seen. Like if I was on the fence about watching or reading it, this would convince me to do so.

[gay-mooshrooms]

[plague-vulture]

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

[almondcroissantsandink]

Ryland Grace, seconds before losing consciousness: did--did you just reference Parks and Rec

[icecreamwithjackdaniels]

Carl Jutz (German, 1838–1916), "Ducks by the Stream" (details)

[kaomojiloser]

this came to me in a dream

[venusswasaboy]

I quote this and laugh to myself very, very often.

[helloilovefanfiction]

Had to contribute to this tag, it’s so funny. Thanks @justcakethanks for the template!

[galacticsabc]

part two of Grace knitting on the Hail Mary. This time, he's crochet his besties.

[we-the-maggotsss]

@chaoticneutralpanic

[lizard-brainer]

tumblr keeps killing the quality and adding a weird green line. but fuck

we will not give you a choice :)

using @justcakethanks template and ocs!

SEQUEL WOAH!!!! (link)

[pokkin]

I am actually sick of the bug mush

[pokkin]

this house is a prison

[deadgravity]

You don't have to grieve alone.

[tadpole-art]

Landscaping

[dsmsix]

[ablaske]

they're on a video conference

[angelnumber27]

zoom call w the girls

[dogpuppy]