hello naughty fujoshis it's yuri time

call me rune. i'm 17. they/them pronouns. this is a diego armando hate blog. please. just because i'm femslashoclock doesn't mean i don't post slash too.

[femslashoclock]

trucy wright has like three girlfriends now????  i mean

three very cute girlfriends wowie yaoi i wish i was trucy

[femslashoclock]

remember trucy's three girlfriends

[daprosy-deactivated20190204]

im curious, reblog with what state / area you’re from and if you flip people off with your thumb out or not

[outofcontextdnd]

“Have you considered hiding out somewhere that ISN’T a gay bar?”

the Bard, to the Cleric (via outofcontextdnd)

[skygenders]

“You are more than just gay!!” buddy loving girls is half my personality

[stardustshuffle]

I can’t even express how sad it is that someone would imply sexual orientation = personality trait

…. but that’s just me.

[skygenders]

Ur right its just u. Now smash that reblog if gay is every one of your personality traits

[asmrosa-deactivated20170831]

Please support Motor Crush !!! Its a new comic with a black lesbian lead that isnt getting enough support and has a really good and intricate plot about motorcycle lesbians & their rival gangs

[lesbianlinkle-moved]

gives my eevee a gf stone so she evolves into a lesbeon

[catnippackets]

this is gonna be a weird question but I’m curious

reblog this and put in the tags what the scariest room in a house is. like if you were in a scary movie which room would unsettle you the most to be in? besides the basement bc let’s face it that would win hands down

[catnippackets]

reading the tags of this post is honestly so interesting because everybody is saying different things and explaining why and it’s so cool to see what different people are afraid of

[incorrectaceattorney]

Franziska: My father may have raised an emotionally stunted child with severe depression and anxiety, but he didn’t raise a quitter!

[somekindofrebellion-deactivated]

i just received a text from my best friend that said “so i think i’m gay” out of literally nowhere

so i’m like “dude sweet for real just like suddenly you realized or?”

and she says “well i pretty much just had sex with a girl so”

AND THEN DOESN’T ANSWER ME FOR AN HOUR

HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT AND THEN NOT EXPLAIN IT AT ALL

[somekindofrebellion-deactivated]

update: she couldn’t answer me because was still banging the girl

[fl33c3]

I wish this wasn’t so glaringly fake cause it would be kinda funny if it were real but its not real so its not funny and I’m being redundant for the purpose of conveying shut the fuck up and don’t make up bullshit for notes

[somekindofrebellion-deactivated]

i just scrolled back three months into a conversation to prove you wrong lmao bye bitch get off my fucking post

[thisishowik-roll]

THE POST GOT BETTER

[sad-n3rd]

every time i see this i sit and read the whole thing bc it just makes me laugh. every time

[neonprotagonist]

Thanks dungeons and dragons for teaching me how to spell and correctly incorporate Cool Words into my vocabulary such as constitution, proficiency, dexterity, prestidigitation, initiative, and expeditious

[neonprotagonist]

history teacher: does anyone know what the united states constitution is? me, who thinks im hot shit because i carry around a players handbook and eat dice for breakfast: EIGHTEEN 

[femslashoclock]

legally blonde: elle's resume is scented

legally blonde 2: bruiser's bill is scented

legally blonde 3: all of elle's executive orders are scented

[natade-art]

artist gfs….

[hunnybadgerv]

how to check if a d20 is cursed, thought you might like it :D

Oh, this is interesting. I might have to try this out. But I never would have thought about this.

[thecreativecoalition]

it actually works. i ended up doing it with all my old dice and about 2/3s of them landed on low numbers

[thevisceraldungeonmaster]

public service announcement to the rpg world (again)

[umber-penumbra]

TODAY I LEARNED.

[outofcontextdnd]

I cast “Frustrate GM.”

The Druid (via outofcontextdnd)

[outofcontextdnd]

“Walk into the club like ‘Whatup, I got a high initiative’.”

[outofcontextdnd]

"I should probably roll for Georgia.."

[rolls an 18] “Georgia exists.”

[outofcontextdnd]

"I gotta play the fiddle to summon the devil."