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I'm reblogging because you guys have made this my most popular post so far lol. 30 notes is a lot to me
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shark vs the universe
I'd rather be in outer space šø

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NASA

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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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art blog(derogatory)
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
dirt enthusiast
todays bird

oozey mess
KIROKAZE

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Proposition for Tumblr Sexyman
I'm reblogging because you guys have made this my most popular post so far lol. 30 notes is a lot to me
A free-range group therapy called "get herded, idiot", where you and everyone in your group is set loose to run around on an open field while a highly trained shepherd dog tries to keep you all in one group. I am not sure what benefit this would have for anyone involved.
don't be mean to yourself that's you
you live there
I just learned yesterday that watermelons could explode when overripe and then today one exploded in my kitchen. So I guess I'll never learn anything new ever again just to be safe.
Pls let me share this beautiful tag with the masses milord
I was trying to get a photo of all of my baby crested geckos on my hand and I managed to get very lucky with my timing, this is quite possibly the funniest photo Iāve ever taken.
He scream.
Dragon babies!
āWe came to rescue you, master.ā āGood job.ā
BIIIIIIITE
Hello please reblog this if youāre okay with people sending you random asks to get to know you better
...what is the "sex is just rock climbing" category
It was kind of a joke between me and a friend ("you wouldn't judge someone for having gone rock climbing with a bunch of different people") but honestly the more I thought about it the more I bought into it unironically because:
It is a physical activity done with one or more partners
You should only go rock climbing with people you trust to not let you fall
You should not go rock climbing with someone who is drunk or currently incapable of rational decision-making
Some people get super super super into rock climbing and do not shut up about all the places they have climbed and how many are left on their bucket list and these people are usually men between the ages of 20 and 35 and like it's fine dude I'm glad you're happy but I don't know what most of those mountains even are
While many consider it a fun activity, pressuring someone into climbing when they don't want to (or ignoring their feelings and just dangling them off a cliff,) could cause both psychological and physical trauma
There is no moral value to it whatsoever. Who you have gone rock climbing with (or whether you have rock climbed at all) has no bearing on who you are as a person. Imagine telling someone "it's not that heights make you nauseous, it's just that you haven't found the right person to belay you!" or "you need to save your first time rock climbing for someone special." That would be absurd.
For some people it is a deep and moving personal experience.
historically I have not asked myself "will this aggravate my hip flexor injury" before participating when perhaps I should have š
Certified Sex Ed Post!
some of y'all are in denial that you have a fetish and it makes me sad fr
if you:
can't cum unless x is involved in sex
get incredibly horny and aroused when x IS involved in sex
don't find interest in sex if x is not involved in some way shape or form
then congratulations, you have a fetish!! and there's absolutely nothing wrong with that! fetish isnt a bad or ugly thing, it's just something that's a part of your sexuality, and it's nothing to be ashamed of.
unless you're into that š
Hey if you don't have a fetish but are on the lookout for one then I have a suggestion
and what fetish would that be user i-suggest-vore
Feet
situation dire. i've been saying 'huzzah', 'alas', and 'tis unironically for like a year now. harmless so far.
however. i hath noticed i now mark half of my goodbyes with 'i must away'. it's spreading
Dear Lord please not this post. I promise I'm cooler than this
The evil wizard found this post. Its so fucking over for me
youāre fucked. man
THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
IāVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS
DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TOĀ ?????
That last fatal scream tho
THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH
iām crying
I will always reblog this on the off chance some other poor soul has been searching for it
ITāS BACK
HOYL SHIT ITS B A CK
ITāS BACK?? ON MY DASH?
re-blogging again xD
what was that we were just saying about still having posts circulating from ridiculous numbers of years ago? š
I feel like itās a duty to reblog such a natural treasure
All those accounts thoughā¦.
donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time
Like to charge, reblog to cast
i'll try anything at this point.
btw im gonna keep calling kris the roaring squire until toby forces me to stop.
the thing is. the howling squire sounds legitimately kind of sick. kris' awoo moments made important.
Hereās a video so you can hear the water and the thrushes. I took it for you because you couldnāt be there. <3
Maybe a good day to reblog this one for anyone who needs to take a breath.
She looks very cute, but I am giving up on this piece Iām afraid-
*flies past*
yo did you see that
I've decided to try something new, and this post is that. I started making banners for me and my friends' YouTube and twitch channels, so I figured why not share them with you guys and offer to make you one for like 5$? I'll drop a few examples of what I've done so far, and will also open my DMs to those interested in one with a way to receive payment.
These are the 4 I thought were the best out of what I did.