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New Year's Eve thoughts
Bringing the new year bloated and stoned! I'm sick of your face, leave that in 2013 please. I'm just wondering when the best time to post my nye selfie on Instagram so it gets the most likes. I hear you kind of have to socialize on nye... Fuck. In 2014, I promise I won't masturbate as much. In 2014, I promise to not stalk my ex and his Barbie girlfriend anymore. Chinese New Year doesn't start until the end of the month.... I should probably shower before tonight, right? New year, new filth! New Year's Eve man. I can dig it.
My New Years resolution.
In 2014, I would like to start working out again... until I get sick of it and am relatively satisfied with my rock hard abs. Then I would like to move on with my life... with my temporary smoking body. My goddess body will probably last until the holidays... then I will stuff my face with turkey and stuffing until I puke. I will gain the weight back... and then this process will repeat itself for 2015. :)
Basic bitches alert
How do you live in the world today?
Well, I go to school at Ferris State University in Big Rapids Michigan and i'm pretty sure I am safe to say that I have no fucking clue what the hell I am doing.
I went here because I had a soccer scholarship to play here.... well after I tore my ACL I kinda sucked. I didn't really know what I was doing to begin with either. I didn't know what to study and I have barely even heard of the majors. So I went in undecided.... After quitting the soccer team and fucking around with classes and magically obtaining a minor in sociology, I switched my major to Public Relations. I think I seriously did it because my boyfriend, the one I rant about in a negative way, was in Public Relations. I am not going to bash on PR, but I will say it is most definitely not for me. I'm pretty sure I kinda just wanted to dress cute in business attire for my job. But I've decided I hate looking "professional".... what even is professionalism? I will save that for a different post.
Anyway after contemplating suicide and having my second panic attack, I decided my brain is way too awesome for me to let the vibes at this place bring me down. So I dropped out of all of my classes for the next semester. I realized that relieved the pain for a little, but trying to fit myself into a certain degree was very difficult and made me uneasy.
Earlier this year I have been going through a lot. I usually do not have the money to eat and I go days without eating. I have roommates that are spoiled as fuck while I am not and react to my need in the most petty of ways. For instance, when I asked my roommate for a ride in the pouring rain from work, he would not give me one.
I am at a place where I feel that Ferris is not for me and it never was. I never wanted to play soccer in college, I tore my ACL, it wasn't meant to be and I am forcing it.
SO I hope to move to cali and say fuck it :)
Porn... The elephant in the room
The subject every guy loves, every girl hates, every mom dreads, and every dad hides under their bed. Porn.
Let me define porn: Porn is people having sex on camera... that is exceptionally close to their genitals if I might add, usually put on the internet for public enjoyment.
So i know what you all are thinking.... what's so wrong about watching a bunch of guys and girls do the deed?! Well, nothing and everything. BUT! instead of getting all touchy about how weird it is to watch it, I am going to examine it!
Let me go on your friendly accessible porn cite pornhub.com. Hmmm, where to start, where to start. I think i will list off some of the names of the videos:
Shy Love- Latina Fuckholas #2 Scene 1
Rocco Siffredi POV Ass Fucks Big Booty Babe
Fat Granny Likes to Play (my personal favorite)
capri likes milky cock
Stockinged Blonde Honey Gets Fucked at the Clinic
Teen Japanese Tomoe Nitta waiting for a cock
Hot wife loves to get in all positions
All of these videos are currently listed on PornHub's home page. In the porn you can see what type of video you want to watch based on the title! not only that but you can scroll over the image and it will show you screenshots throughout the film to give you an idea what the porn is all about! There are also ratings as percentages to show how previous viewers liked the film, the higher the percentage the better! But wait, It get better. There are categories on the website as well.
Categories Include: Mature
MILF
Squirt
Female Friendly
Lesbian
HD Porn
Shemale
Anal
Asian
Amateur
BBW Big Tits, Big Dick
Ass
Hardcore
Babe
Bisexual
Blonde
Blowjob
Bondage
Brunette
Bukkake
Celebrity
College
Compilation
Creampie
Cumshots
Double Penetration
Ebony
Euro
Fetish
Fisting
Funny
Gangbang
Gay
Handjob
Hentai
Indian
Interracial
Japanese
Latina
Massage
Masturbation
Orgy
Outdoor
Party
Pornstar
POV
Reality
Red Head
Rough Sex
Small Tits
Solo Male
Striptease
Teen
Threesome
Toys
Uniforms
Vintage
Webcam
Porn allows you to pick any kind of girl, any kind of setting, any kind of dick size into any kind of hole to satisfy you in your bed with your hand. It is like netflix for your dick.
As the sexual person that I am, I engage in watching these types of videos sometimes. However, I have to stop watching when I start to think that the girl in the film that I am watching is a real person.
Because think about, think about the process that has to happen in order for one film to happen.... and there are millions if not billions. You have the director, the camera person the guy and the girl (I'm just being generic, I understand there can be more people and people of the same sex). I don't know... to begin, I've never known someone who liked sex so much that they wanted to film others have sex. Secondly, it's one thing to record you and your boyfriend having sex in the privacy in your own home (if you're into that type of thing), but to have a person all up in your vagina with a camera avoiding awkward eye contact with that person. ehhhhhhhhhh..... or to look in the camera and see yourself getting fucked over and over again while people just think of you as another body another hole they can stick their penis inside. I'm not too sure about that. Then the man comes in, where it is every man's dream job to be in porn. I remember my ex-boyfriend said he wanted to be a pornstar....-_- They get to fuck endless amounts of women that are primarily there to please them in a way to get a good rating on a website.
Maury; the television show
So what the hell is the show Maury?
Maury is a man who just sits and watches people's lives fall apart. He has women come to his show over and over again just to be let down and broken down on national television....... with a live audience. He also agrees to be the barrier of bad news over and over again.
He acts as if he wants to help women by saying he can keep giving them more pregnancy tests on his show, but in reality he just wants "returners" to the show for ratings!
The world is a sick place and cable is an even sicker place.
lol at my life
Quick BMO morning doodle !
"Dear John"
My Brain, Insecurities, Passions, and Stuff
We broke up, and I guess I am out of your life now that you have unfollowed me on social media.... lol
Now your just the ex I can make fun of and tell stupid stories about.... while you are off sleeping with plenty of women trying to fill a void in your life. lol Its almost sad.
But it's not because you kinda suck and are an asshole.
So I'll be here getting over you and enjoying my life, drawing, painting, and doing the things I was afraid to do around you.... while you are over there being a hater, discriminator, and unhappy!
I'm not trying to bash on you, nor am I trying to send haters your way.... I think I just need a way of expressing myself after the hell you put me through over and over again.
My first time, my first relationship, my first break up, my first heartbreak. These are all the things you have taken from me. I'm slowly getting over each one of these.
But what have I taken from you?.... think..... think... think.......
Nothing.
You are the best and worst thing that has happened to me.... and I use "best" in a very loose way. You are the best because I have learned so much from you.
For instance, I can pick out an asshole right when I see one, I know how men talk about girls, I know how to protect myself from people like you, and I know nothing good for me comes from you.
This may be harsh, this may be a little much to post... But I really don't care, and I don't believe I have the ability to care about anything to do with you.
So I can think again. I am becoming happy again. And it is time for me to focus on me.
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