Justice and victory in battle

When the beast Fenris was to be chained he suspected the gods were tricking him as the chain was so thin as hair. As a guarantee that he wasn't being tricked he demanded one of them put their hand in his mouth. Only one, Tyr dared and when the beast realized he'd been tricked he bit the god's hand right off. Independent blog for the norse god Tyr, god of justice.

[fenrisbitt]

dragonologistic: 

He was practically dancing around Tyr, his excitement evident in his every movement. “I don’t mind. I know how to be careful. And really, it’s still a thrill to be around the babies when they’re so deadly themselves.” He turned to face Tyr, smiling a little. “So there’s not a lot of interaction with them? Or do we do a lot with the dragons?”

Tyr chuckled, and opened the door to the building they’d been headed for, “after you,” he said with a small bow to make the gesture more over the top. “We do a bit, though we don’t interact with them as much as I’d sometimes like, seeing as they’re giant predators that will kill you if they get the chance.” 

[fenrisbitt]

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[the-bark-is-worse]

Awkward Valentine's Day/Date Starters

“So…I can’t afford Netflix, but we can Redbox and chill if you want?”

“Roses were sold out everywhere, so I got you a bucket of chicken instead.”

“The date was great! Well … until we got to his apartment where his dog kept trying to hump me.”

“Every year I tell you the same thing; I don’t like white chocolate!!”

“Not only did he take me to McDonalds for Valentine’s, he used coupons to pay for it.”

“All the stores were sold out of condoms…”

“I think there was something wrong with the food because I don’t feel so good.”

“We need to cut this date short because I’m going to shit myself.”

“PLEASE tell me your credit card did NOT just get declined.”

“What do you mean you’re in labor, the baby’s not due for another month and these tickets weren’t cheap!!”

“Did you get any of those rose petals stuck between your ass cheeks?”

“Are you okay?! I swear I didn’t mean to pop the cork into your face!”

“He not only showed up to our date wasted, but broke a $200 bottle of champagne over his head.”

“So not exactly the surprise you were hoping for, but we’re having a baby.”

“There weren’t any nuts in those chocolates were there?”

“I think I’d rather have been home alone with a pint of ice cream than to have come out on this date with you tonight.”

“I’m sorry my overwhelming libido put you in the hospital.”

“I’m sorry, I can’t help it; I’m lactose intolerant.”

“I can’t drink any champagne because … I might be pregnant.”

“He asked if he could ‘lick my pussy’ and I told him I didn’t have a cat.”

“Quick, call 911; the stove’s on fire.”

“Wait, if you don’t have a car, how are you taking me out then?”

“I don’t think drizzling chocolate on the bed was a very good idea … ”

“I’d kiss you but there were red onions in my dish … ”

“Either I’ve got food poisoning or the baby’s coming.”

“I wanted to propose to you tonight but I think our waitress … kinda stole the ring.”

“I know spending Valentine’s in the hospital isn’t very romantic, but I can’t tell you how happy I am that you stayed.”

“So, um, I don’t think we can have sex tonight. I just got my period.”

“If you’re going to fart in my car, at least give me a warning next time.”

“My/Your dress totally ripped up the back and now my/your ass is hanging out.”

“We weren’t even ten minutes into our date before he pulled his dick out and started jerking it under the table!!”

“I don’t mean to be rude, but did you brush your teeth with garlic or something?! The smell is overwhelming.”

“Not only was he/she late to our Skype date, but I could see his/her side guy/chick in his/her bed in the background!”

“Well, being handcuffed and arrested certainly made the date exciting.”

“No, we’re going to have to cancel our reservations, I can’t find a sitter.”

“Even though I peed myself in the middle of our date, we still had a good time.”

“Well, I had bought you a really nice Valentine’s gift, but one of the kids thought it’d be funny to flush it down the toilet.”

“I’m the master of the microwave.”

“Oh. Um, they must have mixed up our plates. That ring isn’t for you.”

“I was so nervous for the date, I forgot to put deodorant on. That might be why they haven’t called me in a few days.”

“If you’re expecting an engagement ring tonight, then I’ve got bad news for you.”

“He tied me to the bed, told me to call him daddy, and next thing I know, he’s face down between my legs, snoring.”

[fenrisbitt]

dragonologistic:

“I can’t wait to see the babies. I’ve only ever seen one or two big ones, and that was part of class. The babies sound wonderful.” He followed behind Tyr, looking around and trying to commit everything to memory. He couldn’t wait to truly begin, and to see just how close he could get to such wonderful creatures. “And you’ve learned a lot about dragons here, right? But there’s still so much to learn. I can’t wait to get started and lean everything I can. Do we do anything special with the babies?”

“You’re in for a treat, buddy,” Tyr said, a grin on his face. “They are spectacular and adorable, still deadly, but adorable.” He was thrilled to get to show a newcomer the ropes, get to be there when someone else saw a baby dragon for the first time. “Oh I have learned so much here, you got a lot to look forward to. We mostly make sure they eat right and grow as they should.” 

[fenrisbitt]

dragonologistic:

His first real task in the reserve! He was so excited he could hardly stand it. He nodded eagerly. “I’m more excited about dragons than I seem. I’m holding myself back, see? I can’t wait to see them up close. I’m sure they’re so lovely!” Still dangerous yes, but lovely. He loved their beautiful looks, how they seemed both untouchable and impossible. He could hardly wait to get to the hatchery. He trailed after Tyr, almost right on his heels. “Can you tell me more about what we do here? I know we have the hatchery, and the injured dragons, but what else?”

Charlie’s excitement appeared to be genuine, and Tyr was excited to have someone to share his own excitement with. “They are spectacular. Part of their beauty is the danger they pose. Although the little babies aren’t all that dangerous yet, of course.” He looked around them, beginning to explain their work. “Well we study them, learn what we can to understand them, their habits and such. And occasionally when one of them get too close to people, start causing trouble, we deal with it. Most of the time we can direct them back to the reserve without harming them.” 

[swingsetindecember]

where an international spy gets the wrong intel and strikes up a conversation with an informant but it turns out the other person is just normal. they aren’t a spy, they’re just having a coffee when this well dressed stranger quoted some pop culture reference and they couldn’t help but answer because like, it was so obvious

now the spy weekly talks shop while the normal person relates

“almost died last week”

“tell me about it, the new management is terrible”

[telesilla]

imagine your otp

[fenrisbitt]

dragonologistic:

He smiled widely at Tyr, excitement showing in the way he bounded over to stand beside the man. “It’ll still be something exciting to watch. I haven’t gotten to see anything this interesting yet. I can’t wait to see it! I just want to get my hands in and learning.”

Tyr smiled, happy to see that the younger guy seemed as excited about dragons as he was. “Awesome! If you are half as excited about dragons as you seem I am sure you will love it. It’s spectacular to see something that’s going to grow so huge and dangerous while it’s still so small.” He began walking in the direction of the small building they called the hatchery. It needn’t be huge, because they rarely had more than one egg at a time, mostly the dragons managed to watch their own eggs, and only once in a while they needed to hatch them. “It’s just this way.” 

[fenrisbitt]

dragonologistic:

“That’s my name.” He turned to look at the guy who’d come up to him, still bright eyed and new to the field. “Pleasure to meet you,” he said, shaking the man’s hand with his own. “Really? I’d love to come watch a baby dragon hatch! I really get to help with the egg?” Fresh out of training and he got to help hatch a new egg. It was going to be amazing working here.

“Great,” Tyr replied. He’d worked here for a few years already, and he was still beyond excited about everything that had to do with dragons, and he tended to assume everyone else felt the same. “Sure you get to help, there isn’t that much to do though, usually the dragon does it pretty well on its own, but it’s a beautiful sight. One of those things everyone should see at some point.”

[fenrisbitt]

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[vvulturesque]

have you ever thought about dragons

- desert dragons rolling in sand to polish their scales

- dragons cleaning themselves like a cat

- frorest dragons finding a creek to jump into and splash around in

- strong, burly dragons ramming into trees and toppling them over to build a den

- hatchlings wrestling with their siblings, practicing their menacing roar

- dragons befriending smaller animals

- dragons with odd hoards; hoards of sticks and rocks, hoards of animal bones, hoards of old car wheels, hoards of tattered books

- old dragons who live on the beach and collect seashells

- dragons with long necks who eat like giraffes

- dragons digging deep holes in the ground and storing food for a later time

- massive groups of dragons, running together like wolves, helping each other and keeping each other company

- dragons breathing fire onto the floor of their cave to make it hot, and then sleeping on it

- dragons

-dragons are great

(feel free to add more!!!)

[fenrisbitt]

@dragonologistic

“Hey there, Charlie, right?” Tyr hadn’t really talked to the other guy yet, but he had picked his name up from someone else. “I’m Tyr, it’s a pleasure to meet you.” He offered out his hand to the other and kept on talking, “we’ve got this abandoned egg that I’m looking after, and if you’re not busy I think it’s gonna hatch within the next few hours. If you wanna see a baby dragon being hatched that is, it’s pretty cool.” 

[fenrisbitt]

Just and brave 

Independent rp blog for the Norse god Tyr, as loved by Cas