A cutie

he/him or she/her

[beardedmrbean]

[fercarwynn]

Stand up comedy never disappoints no matter the age of the comedian

[animentality]

[ekelgott]

This is literally just warhammer.

[fercarwynn]

FOR THE EMPEROR

[thecabbageman34]

I just finished the first law trilogy and I have many many thoughts. Mainly, Glokta and Ardee are going to RAISE A CHILD. Do you know how messed up this kid will be!? Yeah, the drunk and the cynical torture man, parents of the century. If my information is correct, we will meet this kid and I am so excited.

[fercarwynn]

*Yeah, the drunk and the cynical torture man, parents of the century* thought Glokta as he was ripping the fingernails off an aristocrat starved into submission, His "skills" had a decline since these thoughts started to plague him, he felt his "Artistic streak" slowly fading away. Until a few months ago he could have easily devised the most abhorrent, execrable of tortures to inflict on that malnourished, scrawny, wailing, silk-stocking. But on the bright side, the constant headaches these thoughts brought seemed to make the pain in his leg slightly more bearable.

[snoozlebee]

the winchester brothers are SO good at digging up perfectly rectangular holes in the ground

[character-tarot]

Does the Six of Wands (Reversed) fit Jezal dan Luthar?

Yes, this is the perfect card for him!

This fits him well enough.

No, another Wands card would work better.

No, another card entirely would work better.

I don't know this character (Results)

Voting ended onApr 27

The Six of Wands represents victory, triumph, praise, confidence, overcoming obstacles, popularity, leadership, recognition, gains, and fame. Reversed, it indicates failure, vanity, resting on one’s laurels, false pride, disgrace, weakness, seeking fame, and arrogance.

[fercarwynn]

This pains me

[cursed-40k-thoughts]

[fercarwynn]

[nocontextfirstlawtrilogy]

They were shouldering each other pretty good, some pushing, some pushed out, here and there one falling in the mid, all desperate for that gate like it was their mother’s tit.

— Before They Are Hanged, Joe Abercrombie

[nocontextfirstlawtrilogy]

‘A man’s nipples,’ he murmured, ‘are a positive hindrance to him.’

— Before They Are Hanged, Joe Abercrombie

[nocontextfirstlawtrilogy]

‘I… I am not sure I understand, Superior.’ ‘Is it not a simple question? Nipples, Harker, on men. What purpose do they serve? Have you not often wondered?’

— Before They Are Hanged, Joe Abercrombie

[fiollaigean]

he's so funny

[pangur-and-grim]

I felt bad accepting financial aid for my medication, but also, I DID NEED THE FINANCIAL AID. so maybe that’s alright.

and now I can finally get my immunosuppressants and pay zero dollars for them, so that’s good!

[pangur-and-grim]

this is very good advice, boosting this so more people can see

[nmoetoe]

rip fem modern au glokta you would've loved painting your nails with surgical precision

[fercarwynn]

He (She?) would have loved escalators

[nmoetoe]

accurate

[fercarwynn]

And unionization maybe

[fercarwynn]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND SOOOOOO MUCHHHHHHH!

He's cute

I love him

[nmoetoe]

rip fem modern au glokta you would've loved painting your nails with surgical precision

[fercarwynn]

He (She?) would have loved escalators

[fercarwynn]

FINALLY, I MANAGED TO CREATE A NAME FOR EVERY SINGLE TWINK VARIATION!

Twink=small

Twunk=small but with more muscle definition

Twonk=small and dumb (like a non-fit himbo) (comes from the old British insult)

Twhimbo: dumb Twunk

Timbo: really feminine, small and dumb

Twear: hairy Twonk/Twink

[tomhoppusdelonge]

if Glotka has no fans, it is because I am dead

[chessentans]

More characters need to have catchphrases again. Where is the fucking whimsy? We all need to be Logen Ninefingers fr.

[fercarwynn]

We need to be San Dan Glokta:

Body found floating by the docks...

Why do I do this

Click, tap, pain