“Elf shit, maybe.”
— Best Served Cold, Joe Abercrombie

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“Elf shit, maybe.”
— Best Served Cold, Joe Abercrombie
Best Served Cold, Joe Abercrombie
(love to see a cool swordsman general who is also the gayest bitch alive ngl)
'I have bigger problems than making wizards happy!'
Leo dan Brock, The Wisdom of Crowds by Joe Abercrombie
he's so funny
By the dead, did he glimpse a muscular pair of buttocks in the shadows?
~ The Trouble With Peace, Joe Abercrombie
The superior did not look pleased by the thought of chicken.
~ A Little Hatred, Joe Abercombie
He squatted beside a stricken chair, latest casualty in his war against furniture.
~ The Heroes
Within a minute or two, First Sergeant Forest will arrive to position his bared buttocks above my undeserving head.
~ The Heroes, Joe Abercrombie
"Who the hell are you?" demanded the spoon-thief.
~ Best Served Cold, Joe Abercrombie
"I love this pool!" cackled Ninefingers
— Before They Are Hanged, Joe Abercrombie
'It's these peas,' he said, in a quavering voice. 'They've been absolutely murdered.'
- The Wisdom Of Crowds
"Evil, those rabbit holes," whispered Shivers.
~The Heroes
"After all that we have been through together? You mistrust me over a little paralysis?"
~ Best Served Cold
"An hour ago you couldn't stand the thought of going back to that den of hypocrisy and erotic adventure."
"But my equipment is there!"
~ Best Served Cold
"They always said you had a flint for a heart, but I never thought even you would be so cold as to suggest I drink milk, damn you!"
~ Best served cold
Currently re-reading the First Law and stumbled upon this gem.