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The First Law Out Of Context

@nocontextfirstlawtrilogy

OOC extracts from Joe Abercrombie’s ‘The First Law’ book series (and some ‘Shattered Sea’). Submissions welcome and encouraged.

109 posts

nocontextfirstlawtrilogy

Jan 30, 2021

“Elf shit, maybe.”

— Best Served Cold, Joe Abercrombie

#joe abercrombie #best served cold #bsc #the first law #the first law trilogy #the circle of the world #the great leveller #the great leveller trilogy #out of context #first law ooc #first law out of context #monza murcatto #caul shivers #nicomo cosca #this is the line that made me wanna start this blog so it gets pride of place being first post/pinned post

nocontextfirstlawtrilogy

Jul 30, 2025

temporary-gentleman

Best Served Cold, Joe Abercrombie

(love to see a cool swordsman general who is also the gayest bitch alive ngl)

nocontextfirstlawtrilogy

the-first-law-series

May 21, 2024

'I have bigger problems than making wizards happy!'

Leo dan Brock, The Wisdom of Crowds by Joe Abercrombie

nocontextfirstlawtrilogy

Sep 11, 2023

he's so funny

nocontextfirstlawtrilogy

Mar 24, 2023

By the dead, did he glimpse a muscular pair of buttocks in the shadows?

~ The Trouble With Peace, Joe Abercrombie

#the first law #joe abercrombie #first law ooc #first law out of context #tflooc #out of context #the age of madness trilogy #the trouble with peace #submission

nocontextfirstlawtrilogy

Feb 26, 2023

The superior did not look pleased by the thought of chicken.

~ A Little Hatred, Joe Abercombie

#the first law #joe abercrombie #first law ooc #first law out of context #tflooc #out of context #the age of madness trilogy #a little hatred #submission

nocontextfirstlawtrilogy

Feb 9, 2023

He squatted beside a stricken chair, latest casualty in his war against furniture.

~ The Heroes

#the first law #joe abercrombie #first law ooc #first law out of context #tflooc #out of context #the first law trilogy #the great leveller trilogy #the age of madness trilogy #the blade itself #before they are hanged #last argument of kings #best served cold #the heroes #red country #sharp ends #a little hatred #the trouble with peace #submission

nocontextfirstlawtrilogy

Jan 13, 2023

Within a minute or two, First Sergeant Forest will arrive to position his bared buttocks above my undeserving head.

~ The Heroes, Joe Abercrombie

#the first law #joe abercrombie #first law ooc #first law out of context #tflooc #out of context #the great leveller trilogy #the heroes #submission

nocontextfirstlawtrilogy

Jan 10, 2023

"Who the hell are you?" demanded the spoon-thief.

~ Best Served Cold, Joe Abercrombie

#the first law #joe abercrombie #first law ooc #first law out of context #tflooc #out of context #the first law trilogy #the great leveller trilogy #the age of madness trilogy #the blade itself #before they are hanged #last argument of kings #best served cold #the heroes #red country #sharp ends #a little hatred #the trouble with peace #submission

nocontextfirstlawtrilogy

Jan 10, 2023

"I love this pool!" cackled Ninefingers

— Before They Are Hanged, Joe Abercrombie

#joe abercombie #before they are hanged #the first law #the first law trilogy #logen ninefingers #out of context #first law ooc #first law out of context #submission #submitted by: everythngsfunny-w-porridgenhoney

nocontextfirstlawtrilogy

Dec 11, 2022

'It's these peas,' he said, in a quavering voice. 'They've been absolutely murdered.'

- The Wisdom Of Crowds

#the first law #joe abercrombie #first law ooc #first law out of context #tflooc #out of context #the age of madness trilogy #the wisdom of crowds #submission

nocontextfirstlawtrilogy

Nov 9, 2022

"Evil, those rabbit holes," whispered Shivers.

~The Heroes

#the first law #joe abercrombie #first law ooc #first law out of context #tflooc #out of context #the first law trilogy #the great leveller trilogy #the age of madness trilogy #the blade itself #before they are hanged #last argument of kings #best served cold #the heroes #red country #sharp ends #a little hatred #the trouble with peace #submission

nocontextfirstlawtrilogy

Nov 6, 2022

"After all that we have been through together? You mistrust me over a little paralysis?"

~ Best Served Cold

#the first law #joe abercrombie #first law ooc #first law out of context #tflooc #out of context #the first law trilogy #the great leveller trilogy #the age of madness trilogy #the blade itself #before they are hanged #last argument of kings #best served cold #the heroes #red country #sharp ends #a little hatred #the trouble with peace #submission

nocontextfirstlawtrilogy

Oct 30, 2022

"An hour ago you couldn't stand the thought of going back to that den of hypocrisy and erotic adventure."

"But my equipment is there!"

~ Best Served Cold

#the first law #joe abercrombie #first law ooc #first law out of context #tflooc #out of context #the first law trilogy #the great leveller trilogy #the age of madness trilogy #the blade itself #before they are hanged #last argument of kings #best served cold #the heroes #red country #sharp ends #a little hatred #the trouble with peace #submission

nocontextfirstlawtrilogy

Oct 23, 2022

"They always said you had a flint for a heart, but I never thought even you would be so cold as to suggest I drink milk, damn you!"

~ Best served cold

#the first law #joe abercrombie #first law ooc #first law out of context #tflooc #out of context #the first law trilogy #the great leveller trilogy #the age of madness trilogy #the blade itself #before they are hanged #last argument of kings #best served cold #the heroes #red country #sharp ends #a little hatred #the trouble with peace #submission

nocontextfirstlawtrilogy

Oct 13, 2022

#the first law #joe abercrombie #first law ooc #first law out of context #tflooc #out of context #the first law trilogy #the great leveller trilogy #the age of madness trilogy #the blade itself #before they are hanged #last argument of kings #best served cold #the heroes #red country #sharp ends #a little hatred #the trouble with peace #submission

nocontextfirstlawtrilogy

Aug 18, 2022

Currently re-reading the First Law and stumbled upon this gem.

#the first law #joe abercrombie #first law ooc #first law out of context #tflooc #out of context #the first law trilogy #the great leveller trilogy #the age of madness trilogy #the blade itself #before they are hanged #last argument of kings #best served cold #the heroes #red country #sharp ends #a little hatred #the trouble with peace #submission

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