Fern!! 🌿

[fern-rp]

~—Intro post!!!—~

Hi you can call me Fern!! Pronouns used by this account and the admin/my main are he/they :3 I'm transmasc!

Just here to be silly and have fun!!

Also I LOVE fernpaste....

Anyways send some asks and have some fun!!

Main is @puppybeeboi

(small update to this: owner of the account is taken and is doing this for fun!! Idm if anything fernpaste related happens in rps and I encourage it, especially asks about it!! But just know I, the owner, do not feel any actual romantic attraction to the toothpaste account I've been interacting with or any future toothpaste rps that might interact with me)

[contraltosongbird]

uh oh. the kids are fighting.

[jamiesguidetothemultiverse]

Me after getting busted for running a child fighting ring

[toothpaste-rp]

That’s not a bad idea

[jamiesguidetothemultiverse]

Sure I'd pay money to watch that.

[toothpaste-rp]

Actually I don’t know how Fern would feel about it

[jamiesguidetothemultiverse]

I mean, does EVERYTHING you do need approval from your partner?

[toothpaste-rp]

I’ve been trying to be less violent for him

[jamiesguidetothemultiverse]

Is a child fighting ring even really violence? I mean, YOU'RE not beating up the kids, are you?

[toothpaste-rp]

Yeah, y’know what you’re right

[contraltosongbird]

w h a t ?

[toothpaste-rp]

We’re talking about children fighting

[fern-rp]

Ok I know I wasn't meant to put my input here but isn't a fighting ring immoral??

[pillow-bfdi-rp]

// please don’t send tpot 24 spoilers to me, I didn’t go to the tour

[fern-rp]

Tell me why plant boy.

Listen anon, it was a bad decision and I regret it. I saw that it was either me or her and I wanted to win, and I did. Unfortunately to win the game you gotta play the game.

It's never fair.

[fern-rp]

oh, hey fern! how are you doing?

i didnt expect you to be here!

Hi sticker! Kinda joined because toothpaste was here ngl... But that's not important heh!!

[fern-rp]

Why did you randomly betray toothpaste that one time.

Bfdie 7

Uhm... Let's not talk about that.

[fern-rp]

Hey fern, how have you been!

@the-cheaters-alliance (Beach Ball)

I've been alright!! Realized I haven't been posting on here much lately so figured I'd start interacting with y'all more!! How have you been bud? :3

Nice to be greeted back by familiar faces!

[the-cheaters-alliance]

Not just ONE familiar face!

Who’re talking to? Oh hey Fern!

Rose give me the phone!

Sorry about them… they do this a lot

[fern-rp]

Lol it's alright!! Also hi guys!!

[the-cheaters-alliance]

Finally got the phone from her, anyway! Nice to see you again too Fern! Another plant contest

You’re also member of the final three, like me!

[fern-rp]

Yep!! It's nice to have something in common with you all! And I made alot I'd new friends from the season too :]

I don't think I could've won if it wasn't for everyone cheering me on!

[announcerthehost]

I’m gonna kill one in the new episodes guys just you wait

[toothpaste-rp]

I don’t know who One is but I hope they kick your ass

[announcerthehost]

I own you

[toothpaste-rp]

And what if I stab you?

[fern-rp]

Announcer being mad creepy rn.. don't say it like that...

[announcerthehost]

she just threatened to kill me twice and when I state my copyright claims I’m the weird one. Seriously.

[fern-rp]

And you said "I own you" that sounds really weird...

[toothpaste-rp]

I'd rather be your friend than be your enemy!

Well, you haven’t done anything to annoy me, so you’re good

[fern-rp]

Trust me, she's been better at not calling random people her enemies!

Just stay on her good side...

[toothpaste-rp]

Yep, I’m doing much better and I’m mostly proud of that!

[fern-rp]

I'm proud of you too! <3

[fern-rp]

Hey fern, how have you been!

@the-cheaters-alliance (Beach Ball)

I've been alright!! Realized I haven't been posting on here much lately so figured I'd start interacting with y'all more!! How have you been bud? :3

Nice to be greeted back by familiar faces!

[the-cheaters-alliance]

Not just ONE familiar face!

Who’re talking to? Oh hey Fern!

Rose give me the phone!

Sorry about them… they do this a lot

[fern-rp]

Lol it's alright!! Also hi guys!!

[toothpaste-rp]

I'd rather be your friend than be your enemy!

Well, you haven’t done anything to annoy me, so you’re good

[fern-rp]

Trust me, she's been better at not calling random people her enemies!

Just stay on her good side...

[fern-rp]

Hey fern, how have you been!

@the-cheaters-alliance (Beach Ball)

I've been alright!! Realized I haven't been posting on here much lately so figured I'd start interacting with y'all more!! How have you been bud? :3

Nice to be greeted back by familiar faces!

[announcerthehost]

I’m gonna kill one in the new episodes guys just you wait

[toothpaste-rp]

I don’t know who One is but I hope they kick your ass

[announcerthehost]

I own you

[toothpaste-rp]

And what if I stab you?

[fern-rp]

Announcer being mad creepy rn.. don't say it like that...

[toothpaste-rp]

Hey.. how do you feel about rose.. 👀

She was my second ever enemy in the game, so naturally I hate her

[fern-rp]

Anon the eyes are kinda suspicious... What did you think toothpaste was gunna say...I'm interested!

[fern-rp]

Hey, do you think we could like… maybe… we could hang out sometime?

@toothpaste-rp

Of course!!! What would you like to do? If it involves money I'll pay :3 <3

(//so tired I read this as "could we try cuddling sometime?" And the reply to this was gunna be alot more silly)

[toothpaste-rp]

Thanks! Maybe we could uh-

We could go out to eat, d-dose that sound good?

[fern-rp]

Sounds great ;3

[toothpaste-rp]

Do you h-have any ideas on where you wanna go? I-I’m really open to wherever

[fern-rp]

Maybe Gelatin's steakhouse? Is that place even open still?...

What if I can't find anywhere to go..

[pointy-genious]

Hey wait, you’re the one who called Fern cute!

@toothpaste-rp

Did I? Why would I call someone cute? I'm evil, remember?

[Well, after this post, she won't be]

[fern-rp]

Huh, so it was you! Thanks pin (?)

If I'm correct you do know leafy

Never thought I had brawn and brains!

[ineedtestosterone2763]

No one really likes Leafy anymore. She ran off with Firey, and no one's seen her since.

What do you mean by brains and brawn?

[fern-rp]

Well I was smart enough to guess you knew leafy!

...maybe the brawn part is a lie..

Either way, I haven't seen her in quite a while, last time I checked her and firey were arguing? What did I miss?

[pointy-genious]

How do you know Leafy?

[Ooc: mod hasnt seen most of bfdie no spoilers please]

[fern-rp]

Oh! She's my sister!

(No spoilers here, mod just loves his headcannons lolz X3)

[pointy-genious]

Really? Is that because you're both plants? Would that mean Tree is related to you, too?

[fern-rp]

Well... As far as I know we aren't related to tree, not all plants are related to each other!

It's nice to get to know others who know her though, we split off years ago and it would be great to know her and her friends more, hopefully I'll get to see her sometime soon!

[fern-rp]

Hey, do you think we could like… maybe… we could hang out sometime?

@toothpaste-rp

Of course!!! What would you like to do? If it involves money I'll pay :3 <3

(//so tired I read this as "could we try cuddling sometime?" And the reply to this was gunna be alot more silly)

[toothpaste-rp]

Thanks! Maybe we could uh-

We could go out to eat, d-dose that sound good?

[fern-rp]

Sounds great ;3