Randoms

[thesimpsonswayoflife]

[paleosteno-deactivated20191020]

one of my favorite simpsons quotes

[hydroxianchaos]

Yes.

[lavarball]

[supamuthafuckinvillain]

HOLLERING!!!

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

[yourstoryisnoteverover-deactiva]

This is the greatest two seconds of my day.

[joestanley]

[chels]

I love watching almost any how-things-are-made GIFs, but this Pop-Tart one might be my favorite to date.

[omghacks]

[liveblazed]

[onlytrashonthisdump]

[bdkmvplease]

[supamuthafuckinvillain]

Not Today

[ttabris]

[oknope]

you never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.

[dumbfricker-deactivated20141125]

i crashed my sleigh into the bridge i dont care i love it

[edings]

[pointmybodyouttosea-blog-blog]

i can watch this for hours

[ferrawrrawr]

Convo between my 7year-old students today

Josie: I have a new crusshhhhh

Matt: Me too! On a boy!

Pearl: You're a boy with a crush on a boy?

Matt: Yeah he's really cute.

Pearl: Oh.

(pause for a bit)

Matt: Boys can like boys. I just can't marry him because boys can't marry boys.

Me: Yeah they can. You can marry whoever you want.

Matt: Really?

Josie: YEAH my tia has a wife so now I have a titi and a auntie.

Matt: Okay. Then maybe I'll marry him.

Dave: (from across the room) No you can't you're seven.

(Age was apparently the only foreseeable problem anyone of my elementary schoolers could see with gay marriage.)

[the-average-gatsby]

[dennys]

We are ready to celebrate Festivus.

[og photo]

[caninoroyale]

WHAT I ACCOMPLISHED IN 2013 IS

WHAT I ACCOMPLISHED IN 2013 IS

[americanbitch]

white people