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Hi I'm Shane, I reblog a whole mess of things so don't be surprised by the cluster fuck that is my blog. Hope we can be best buddies though :)

[gentlemanhoneyfarmer]

[railroad-girl-in-germany-deacti]

[sexcretos]

[sh4nked-deactivated20200116]

I can’t handle this

[thecommonchick]

[al-the-stuff-i-like]

HOW THE FUCK IS THAT A POTATO

[stuffinspace-deactivated2017100]

it’s not it’s a dragon egg

[ilikechildren--fried-deactivate]

y'all are so bad at cooking you open the gates of hell baking a fucking potato

[bostonflavor]

@hellakell

[realitychemist]

Was that baked in a furnace?

[tiffanarchy]

why did you place it on a perfectly good kitchen towel!!!! you fool!!!! the tiny loops in the terry cloth are already singed!!!!!!!

[dudeistlibertarian]

@tiffanarchy’s mom logic is coming out. 

[tiffanarchy]

that towel is ruined

[schuetzengrabenmints-deactivate]

That towel is far from ruined. Just throw it in with the laundry. Sure it’ll have a few burn marks but it still works as a towel.

[tiffanarchy]

you don’t see the gaping hole the potato burned into it that I’m just sure is there

[crysomemoar]

a potato cant burn a hole in it because thats a dragon egg.

[weloveshortvideos]

I fucking died

[lacomeobejas-deactivated2015121]

NO

[sandandglass]

Russell Howard’s Good News s10e07

[b-prettybtch]

That last line.

If you’re so pro-life, why don’t you fuck off and get one.

[skateboarrdgifs]

[ywg]

fuck

[betterskatethannever]

Logan Nakano // Snotjob

[ericscissorhands]

Macaulay Culkin reprises his Home Alone role as a deranged adult

[betterskatethannever]

Gou Miyagi // Overground Broadcasting

[noiceperalta-blog]

The midichlorian is the powerhouse of the Force

[micdotcom]

Watch: George Takei has a vital message for those misusing and misremembering Japanese internment.

[dutchstore]

[oolathurman]

cat on bed: [sneezes] cat on floor: [jumps in surprise]

[jrugs]

[magical-meow]

My wife insisted that I take Christmas pictures of our cat. It went better than expected.

 ender52

[cybergata]

[barneystinsonlegendary]