You shoulda brought more gun, son

art can be found at the-hydroxian-artblog and @the-hydroxian.bsky.social!

[rnismatch]

my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue

[jame7t]

Planet Suckulon 5 has declared war on Earth

[slopgirlier]

[retrogamingblog2]

[digital-magus]

I love you, vintage gay Pikachu. You’ll find the boy for you, I promise.

[pukicho]

Here's my little white son named Craigg

[pukicho]

I feed my white son clear broth

[pukicho]

[zangoonse]

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

[catchymemes]

[skinilivein]

[pukicho]

Sometimes my dad likes to put little pills in my food. And in those pills is more of the food.

[pukicho]

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[kronicfairie-deactivated2026040]

[possessedscholar]

Milftron 9000

[lost-but-with-coffee]

Lucy from Reverse 1999

[possessedscholar]

Hold on I gotta google something.

[possessedscholar]

Holy shit that is indeed Milftron 9000

[dogpuppy]

[big-brain-brian]

[sh4vk4]

happy scary dog day

[notanothersonicblog]

[psalidodont]

comm for @/h.z.a.3_ on instagram! timelapse here !

[punkitt-is-here]

i love that sakurai on two separate occasions has been like "what the fuck are those? i dont know. no one knows. they simply are"