Schroedinger's Cat

They/Them queer, very tired, 31

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AND THEY WERE WEARING

HATS

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Happy birthday to Hattori from One Piece! Love this pigeon

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sometimes I wonder why people don't go through my blog anymore & then I remember I have my colours set to the visual equivalent of a tazer.

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oh it can’t be that bad

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nevermind

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:)

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I'd expect that off of @evilwizard.

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i may be evil, but even i would never condone emailing a bitch

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Cassandra & Blue from my quest to get better at drawing on my phone, I'm not sure why its so hard for me

I guess its progress

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little fanarts I did on my phone

I'm not very good at drawing on my phone

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little sketchy uta

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Pre-TS Miss Monday, she's so cool

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design I made after watching Film Red for an AU where Uta wound up back on Dawn and integrated with ASL, hence using pink because red was very taken and wearing Dadan-esque beads

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Boa Hancock stole @blackhat0061's Maomaura's clothes! Oh no, what could Mao be wearing?

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this one has some end of wano status quo spoilers so under the cut it goes i guess, Wanda/Yamato

As Mink King Carrot's chosen emissary, it only made sense for Wanda to be sent to Wano to check in on their allies there. Former kings Nekomamushi and Inuarashi seemed to be enjoying their retirement and were quite happily married.

The couple had advised her to check the plains for their eyes on the ground, former prince Yamato. Wanda shaded her eyes against the sudden cool wind as she saw him approach. That gorgeous white fur, sharp teeth and striking orange horns! Without a doubt, that was one hot dog!

As much as Wanda had learned to appreciate Nami's soft skin, she knew a part of her would always prefer her partners a bit more bestial. She was a mink after all, and Yamato was hitting all her buttons.

The man approached on padded feet and smiled at her, slinging his club across his broad shoulders. Wanda couldn't suppress her tail beginning to wag, and didn't try to hard. Instincts were natural after all!

Yamato grinned at her bright and easy, his Zoan transformation rendering the air around them pleasantly brisk. "Sir Wanda, it's a pleasure. What brings you around these parts?" Wanda grinned. "Wanting to see the sights, and it looks like I just found the best one."

Yamato paused blush clear through the fine white fur on his cheeks before gathering himself. "I'm- of course I, the great Yamato am up to please all ladies in the name of Oden!"

Wanda leaned closer and smirked, licking Yamato's face. "That's what I thought, a big strong dog like you. Let's find somewhere more private." Wanda ran off into the woods leaving Yamato to follow behind her.

and how did they do it? Doggy style.

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Bege realized it was a very special day. it was him and his beautiful wife Chiffon's 4 month anniversary. For all it was an alliance marriage so they could survive in the New World, Bege thought his wife was very pretty and strong.

Chiffon was also a classy dame, usually dressed to the 9s, and a great cook. Bege didn't think he would have gotten a better wife if he'd gone about things the traditional way. Still, as useful as his Castle Castle fruit was it presented its own problems

How was Bege supposed to enjoy intimate moments with his wife when he had a bunch of men inside him? "Everyone out!" The don yelled opening his doors, and taking the picnic basket brandished to him. "I don't care what all of you do, but no one bothers me with nothing got it?"

"Yes sir!" was the chorus of replies as Bege's crew dispersed to their own distractions. Straightening his tie, Bege knocked on Chiffon's door. His lovely woman answered and he kissed her hand. "Chiffon, my beautiful flower, would you do me the honor of a picnic lunch?"

Chiffon giggled, allowing Bege to tuck a flower into her pigtail. "Of course dear! Let me just get my cakes out of the oven, they'll be done in a jiffy!"

and then they had a beautiful picnic date where they ate sandwiches and little cakes and also made Pez.

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just gonna... repost twitter fics hang on

One day Hancock was thinking Luffy was very cute and she would like to smooch him. Luffy, sadly is oblivious doesn't realize this. So, Hancock decides to devise Shenanigans to get Luffy to smooch her.

Hancock decides to take Luffy food on Rusukaina while he was training, and to get Luffy to smooch her she decides to dress as a giant fried chicken. In her hand-crafted costume, only containing a few excessive frills (thanks Marguerite.)

She takes Luffy the food she hand cooked fpr him, and he said "Thank you so much Hancock, this is good but not as good as Sanji's also I like your outfit you look funny." Hancock swooned so hard she fell face first into a cream pie, and Luffy licked it off her face.

The End.

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oh... time to stop procrastinating relearning tumblr i guess

also to grasp the current fandom vibes

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will i revive this blog for one piece, zelda, and twitter exploding reasons? MAYBE

im almost as into one piece as zelda its horrifying

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oh, ew im still using THAT avatar?

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okay, i did the bare minimum back to watching the world burn, bye

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oh, ew im still using THAT avatar?