life moves pretty fast

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emmettxtinsley·:

“i think that can be arranged, and i can also maybe offer a piggy back ride when you get too tired.”

“Coffee and a piggy back ride? Sold. I’m so, so down.”

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emmettxtinsley·:

“just because you asked so nicely, my one requirement is that you come with me.”

“I could be persuaded pretty easily if you bought me an iced coffee for my pain and suffering. It’s an awful long walk around the store.”

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emmettxtinsley·:

“i have officially worn through my last good hoodie to wear on the rink, and have no desire to get more, guess it’s time to freeze.”

“Freezing sounds pretty unfortunate.. Please go get more?”

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zachattacksd·:

do you ever get super excited for the food they have in the green room, but then you debate on waiting after the show so your breath doesn’t smell like crabs

You say that like the average person a) plays shows and b) gets to go to green rooms. Even if I somehow found myself in one.. I doubt it’d have something like crab as a food option.

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rosemwest·:

You would think the fact that I do people’s hair daily I would be better at doing mine. But nope, I got shampoo in my eye this morning and burned my ear with my curler. How do I have a career?

Doing your own hair is infinitely harder than doing someone else’s, don’t beat yourself up. I still fuck up my own on a regular basis.

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hayleighholliday·:

“damn right, we gotta keep that skin lookin’ cute.”

“If I end up with wrinkles early, I’m holding you personally accountable.”

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hayleighholliday·:

“thank god! you know i’d be chasing you around with a goddamn bottle of spf if i had to.”

“And you’d be well within your rights to tackle me and drown me in it.”

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hayleighholliday·:

“the amount of people i’ve had to turn away from treatments in the past week for having an ungodly sunburn on their face, is just astonishing - truly. i really thought i was teaching my clients better than this! spf people! it’s not that difficult! - and then they come back at me, getting mad that i can’t work on them? gosh - i really just cannot.”

“At least I listen to you.”