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Darnell 17 England links post graveyard favourites

[spawkward]

what’s a pirates favorite letter?

[petcanadian]

if it’s rrrrrrr i’m going to kill you

[spawkward]

you may think its r… but his true love be the C

[petcanadian]

i fucking hate this website

[hellsleepsaround]

[skydrynn]

[luminous-lu]

This is now my favorite post. Ever. 

[asgardiancherrypudding-blog]

never forget to wash the butt.

[timedetective]

TRY ON A SMALL IT’LL BE FUNNY OMFG

[hannibal-and-dory]

Keep away from fire especially when wearing

[nudqe]

"white people can’t danc-"

"white people can’t twer-"

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[jeffkillszombies]

But Lo.

[drawsaurus]

original source.

[lamelohan]

When my friends take my phone and wont give it back

[cheese24k]

Goat gives it all it’s got

[rowaaaghhhn-deactivated20190129]

give it all you’ve goat

[cuteskiddo]

yeaaah

[candlelion-deactivated20140107]

you can tack on “and dragons” after any title and it’ll be 900% better

[arpeggiosmelody]

Dungeons & Dragons and Dragons

[pranapherox]

that’s TWICE the dragons, you literally cannot go wrong with this

[gamechangershow]

[ethanwearsprada-deactivated2015]

THEY DIDNT EVEN POST THE BEST ONES

[burgrs1994-deactivated20151224]

what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear 

[kanyewesticle]

all restaurants are drive-thru’s if you drive hard enough

[cravings]

"we’re gonna leave for a few hours, you’re gonna be home alone"

"we’re gonna have pizza"

"here’s 20$ go have some fun"

"we’re gonna stop by at mcdonalds"

"you don’t have to do the dishes, i’ll do it"

[call-gespenst-deactivated201901]

[akali]

[graffquotes]

[crywaii]

respect existence or expect resistance

DAMN SON

[veraslang]

When a nigga call you baby in a deep raspy voice

[coconutlimeverbena]

When a baby call you nigga in a deep raspy voice

[hi]

i’ve been wondering lately what these little pockets on shirts that are always there should really be used for???

like are they for just for style

maybe i should put pens in them??

but then i realized it..

BABY HEDGEHOG HOLDER

[summonerxi]

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS

[under-a-r0ck]

This was unexpectedly cute

[hi]

I JUST MOVED INTO MY NEW LITTLE BASEMENT ROOM FOR THE NEXT 12 MONTHS YAY

[cupcakecrusades]

is that a rubber chicken

[hi]

maybe

[friends-by-sleep]

why do you have a rubber chicken

[hi]

It was a cold and stormy night, I was sitting near the fireplace having some hot chocolate, and scrolling down tumblr as usual. When suddenly something I could never have imagined happened. Their was a quiet knock at my front door. Puzzled, at who this might be on such a night knocking at my door right now I hesitantly got up and headed to the door. Looking through the peephole I could see nothing. I opened the door to slowly see nothing, till I turned my gaze downwards. There, sitting on my steps was a small whicker basket, not a usual whicker basket, it was different. It almost looked like it was made by someone who had no idea what they were doing, made hastily, with not skill or precision put to it. In the basket all I could see was a small blue blanket. Leaning out my door, I peered down the street looking for a person, someone who may have left this. Not a single thing to see. I turned my attention back down to the basket, this strange whicker basket. Knelt down and slowly lifted up the soft blanket. There it was. This small, scared rubber chicken with a small piece of crumpled up what looked like a hand written note. The note read “This chicken has seen many things. Many things in which it cannot forget. I am hoping to leave him with you as to give him a new start. Hopes for a better future.” The note continued for a few other lines where the writer expressed it’s love for this rubber chicken then finally the note ended with a photo. A small, not the most clear photo with another line written under it saying, “Please don’t let him find it again.”