[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

[sseaworn]

when my dad moved away from home he needed a place to live, so he went to look at this one potential apartment. the only questions the landlady asked him were where he was born and when. when my dad told him, the landlady pulled out this huuuge astrology chart book. she looked at it for a long time in silence and finally said, “acceptable”

[rainbowtalks]

this is funny and awful at the same time

[juspect-deactivated20231206]

so nice when u can be quiet with someone without it being awkward

[yslgirl-deactivated20180528]

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[theafricanemperor]

Damn looks like a new dimension

[urso2000andlate]

youtuber: WHAT is up everybody, itcha boy back again

me: youre no boy of mine

[rosiesdreams-deactivated2023081]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[notsafef0rtwerk]

Excuse me, 911, i just witnessed a murder

[rebel-in-tartan]

HOLY SHIT

[botanize]

[puttyhill-deactivated20140114]

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

i need a group chat with my parallel universe me’s im getting worried abt them

[flyingpurplepizzaeater]

ask your doctor what the fuck

[marcitlali]

can I wear a waist trainer if I’m 6 months pregnant ?

[slutforaesthetic-deactivated202]

Wouldn’t recommend!

[marcitlali]

too late my baby gonna come out with a SNATCHED waist

[superorganza]

this is the content i signed up for

[melonatures]

you: excessive and incorrect use of commas

me—an intellectual: excessive and incorrect use of m dashes

[dearincrediblesweetness]

me, a pseudo-intellectual: both, if at all possible—and it’s always possible

[classicbeyonce]

Beyoncé in Los Angeles. June 12, 2003.

[oddishtea]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh this impacted my breathing

[furples]

“Summerproof” Harper’s Bazaar US April 1992

[fannylikes]