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i don't do bad sauce passes
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Cosmic Funnies
One Nice Bug Per Day
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Kiana Khansmith
AnasAbdin
we're not kids anymore.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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@urso2000andlate
when my dad moved away from home he needed a place to live, so he went to look at this one potential apartment. the only questions the landlady asked him were where he was born and when. when my dad told him, the landlady pulled out this huuuge astrology chart book. she looked at it for a long time in silence and finally said, “acceptable”
this is funny and awful at the same time
so nice when u can be quiet with someone without it being awkward
Damn looks like a new dimension
youtuber: WHAT is up everybody, itcha boy back again
me: youre no boy of mine
Excuse me, 911, i just witnessed a murder
HOLY SHIT
i need a group chat with my parallel universe me’s im getting worried abt them
ask your doctor what the fuck
can I wear a waist trainer if I’m 6 months pregnant ?
Wouldn’t recommend!
too late my baby gonna come out with a SNATCHED waist
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me—an intellectual: excessive and incorrect use of m dashes
me, a pseudo-intellectual: both, if at all possible—and it’s always possible
Beyoncé in Los Angeles. June 12, 2003.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh this impacted my breathing
“Summerproof” Harper’s Bazaar US April 1992