Timber Ruffles

"The orange salamander sleeps, with kerosine in its belly"

[just-shower-thoughts]

What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady but we’ll never know because he can’t stand up.

[hitotsu]

[prokopetz]

You ever wonder how often it happens that identical twins unwittingly trade identities during infancy? Like, an exhausted parent accidentally dresses them in the wrong outfits or tucks them into the wrong cribs one day, and the mistake just never gets caught?

[fruithonorific]

don’t mess me up like this

[obesitycore2-deactivated2018120]

Have you ever been able to literally feel yourself starting a new part of your life

[dutchster]

when you have the hiccups while trying to sleep

[ambulanceinertia]

Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve

[quoms-190514]

[veryfunnymemes]

[thecommonchick]

instead of 7 for $27 how about 27 for $7

[paramourblessings]

I feel like this is about underwear

[imbolcsfyre-deactivated20181216]

THIS IS DEFINITELY ABOUT UNDERWEAR

[straightboyfriend]

me flirting: which layer of hell do you think you’re going to?

[incendavery]

just one of those days I guess

[aheapofgarbage]

[simonwang]

my friend showed me this video of his pet donkey greeting him when he returned home from college after a few months and you just have to watch it RIGHT NOW

[otterologist-blog]

Oh my god I thought this was going to be cute and heart warming and yeah it is but holy shit please turn the sound on I’m fucking dying

[styro-sometimes]

Donkeys have ZERO CHILL.

[the-itchy-bitchy-spider]

*distant screaming* *excited screeching, coming closer* *deep breath in* *SCREAM*

[drewbern]

When you remember a scene in a youtube poop but can’t remember its name

[memecenterz]

[hypothetical-happiness-blog]

[nelladee]

Know your roses guys Or you just might fuck up the moment

[gothzarya-deactivated20220622]

and you dont want to do that ._. 

[aeloro]

salmon is for desire

[breethingout]

what am I looking at

[shigatsuyuutsu-blog]

I can’t even remember how many times I’ve reblogged this anymore

[alalae]

[twitterlols]

[oldfriendsdogs]