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An NSFW blog! Cartoon porn abounds. 18+ only please!!! Original NSFW blog Ask box: OPEN!! Requests: CLOSED.

[fertilealien]

quick lil update while I’m here -

I’m currently posting my nsfw art on Twitter and FA!!

Twitter: https://twitter.com/fertilealien FA: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/fertilealien/

[fertilealien]

What are your thoughts on Mr. X from the Resident Evil 2 remake

I dunno shit about him except people are horny for him… godspeed

[chinchillamajor]

It’s 2019, and I am officially back on my nonsense. This is what following your bliss looks like, and I don’t care how ridiculous it looks to bystanders anymore. That’s a 2018 worry, right there.

Loads of my highest thanks to @fertilealien (who’s taking commissions now!!) for the art, as well as @boiler3 for help printing the daki. I woke up this morning, saw that, yes, this really was indeed a real thing that existed in the world, after all these years of being stuck in my imagination, and couldn’t stop glee-giggling.

[fertilealien]

OH!!!! IT GOT MADE!! I'm so happy to see that this pillow has been brought into reality~

Thank you again for commissioning me for this art :'3 💕💕💕

[fertilealien]

You were marked as nsfw, oof my dude

I mean, I had already flagged my blog explicit in the settings previously (like, when Safe Search mode originally came out) so that’s at least expected. but my blog hasn’t gotten completely locked down, in that ppl can still see some of my posts/send asks, so that’s aight

[fertilealien]

OH LMAO TUMBLR DELETED MY ICON AND HEADER

[fertilealien]

do you have a furaffinity

I do not, but I hear it’s a good place to get that furry commission $$$ so perhaps I’ll make an account!

[fertilealien]

LMAO WELL I GUESS I’M GONNA MAKE A PILLOWFORT

[fertilealien]

for those asking you can follow me at @whethervane on twitter and I’ll probably make a nasty twitter shortly too what with the ban, lol

[fertilealien]

NSFW TWITTER IS HERE: >>> https://twitter.com/fertilealien <<<

[fertilealien]

LMAO WELL I GUESS I’M GONNA MAKE A PILLOWFORT

[fertilealien]

for those asking you can follow me at @whethervane on twitter and I’ll probably make a nasty twitter shortly too what with the ban, lol

[fertilealien]

LMAO WELL I GUESS I’M GONNA MAKE A PILLOWFORT

[fertilealien]

sometimes you wanna draw fanart porn but other times you just wanna draw your OCs’ boobs

[fertilealien]

What are your biggest headcanons for disspair atm? I’m very interested!

lemme just… take this as an opportunity to word-dump my thoughts~~~ check ‘em out under the cut <3

my biggest big-brain ideas about Diss Pair right now involve a lot of backstory for Warabi, haha. in my mind Warabi: A) is technically a mutant, having 9 tentacles instead of 8 (the ninth one is their li’l bang tentacle!) and B) was an intelligence agent before they left Octo Valley. being that they grew up somewhat ostracized for their mutation and were then trained as a spy from a young age, Warabi is actually a very guarded person who doesn’t trust easily - they had plenty of allies and allegiances, but very few true friends.They also don’t like being unexpectedly touched, least of all in a sexual context; sex involves letting down a lot of walls, making oneself vulnerable, so it’s prime time for a surprise attack - even if Warabi *knows* they’re not going to get hurt, their anxieties won’t let up easily.

so basically: in my mind Warabi is anxious about unexpected touches, particularly during sex, even if it’s not malicious. As such they very much like to be in control, generally by taking a dominant role during sexual encounters! they also prefer non-contact sexual stuff: dirty talk/teasing, mutual masturbation, phone sex/sexting, having their partner not be allowed to touch them in a D/s kind of context…though tbh they wish they were less uptight about unexpected variables ‘cause sometimes they just wanna get fucked real good. :’O

on the flipside Ikkan is extremely chill and good at keeping his cool, not to mention he doesn’t have many hangups about sex… but he never really had *great* sex ‘til he met Warabi. somehow Warabi knows how to push all of his buttons without having to touch him at all (particularly the button for his secret dirty talk kink >w>)~ he’s also a very considerate partner and down to try anything once, so he’ll happily try out Warabi’s fanciful ideas… and perhaps suggest a few, himself. (”what if you tie me up so I can’t touch you and then do what you like?” is one suggestion which I am going to draw the hell out of 6///w///6)

basically: Warabi is a dom who doesn’t like getting touched, Ikkan is very chill but is putty in Warabi’s hands whether they touch him or not, and they’re ridiculously horny for each other LMFAO

[fertilealien]

hmm, my most recent post ain’t showing up in the diss pair tag, even though I have safe search turned off...

(SHRUGS LOUDLY)

[fertilealien]

I’ve been having a lot of Diss Pair porn ideas today, mostly surrounding the concept of Warabi being averse to getting touched sexually (bc Headcanons) and that comfort consideration leading to interesting solutions

like bondage............ (eyes emoji)

[fertilealien]

I wish titties were more normalized as A Thing that anyone can have

cuz like. depending on hormones and junk, most humans have the capability of developing a bigger chest/starting to lactate... which is cool... and i wish they were perceived as a more gender neutral body part

anyways I just think boobs are cute and good and I wish everybody had 'em

[fertilealien]

mmmmm.... when he was younger, Octavio must've had some bomb ass titties

[fertilealien]

ah christ, tumblr’s trying to delete all the nsfw blogs regardless of whether they’re bots or not apparently...

currently I don’t really post NSFW art anywhere other than here, but if you are interested in my art in general you can follow me at @whethervane both here on tumblr and on twitter. I may eventually make an NSFW twitter if tumblr really does shit the bed, but that’s only if we all actually get deleted.

other than that: if you have a fave pic or post of mine, better save it before it gets thrown into the void of deletion

[fertilealien]

I wish I was a horny squid