[reblogable-memes]

me: *toasts a piece of bread* me: damn and i cook too.. anyone would be lucky to have me

[fetch-is-never-gonna-happen]

*having sex with bae and he wants you to take control*

him: "tell me what to do"

me: "never leave me"

[flowerinaflame]

[tornis]

tragic

[ruinedchildhood]

[teuer]

[politicallyincorrectwalrus]

i love the term “partners” are we dating? are we robbing a bank? do we run a legal firm? are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit? who knows.

[ilovepeppers-deactivated2019122]

Alright then

[powerburial]

Looking for a suitable heiress to the Braps throne

[1dlittlethings]

[whatsliferotfl]

[onlytwitterpics]

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

you could be my boyfriend of 85 years or my husband of 586778 years or my favourite teacher or my most beloved mentor but if you are a man and you yell at me or raise your voice at me i can 100% guarantee our relationship will never be the same ever again there is something so treacherous about men who needlessly raise their voice 

[princesspeppers-deactivated2016]

Okay, but replace man with woman… Sounding a lil sexist. 

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

why stop there!! let’s replace man with gecko!! i HATE reptiles! 

[gecko-girl]

:(

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

awww. i don’t mean you gecko girl it’s okay i’m sorry 

[marisatomay]

Why was Shrek’s soundtrack so incredible like who sat down and decided that a movie about an ogre would have a beautiful Rufus Wainwright ballad followed by a Smash Mouth/Eddie Murphy cover of I’m A Believer and how can I thank them

[jumex]

[pettycentral]

[thee-boo-cocky]

I feel personally attacked

[onlytwitterpics]

[bob-belcher]

[thetenderpassion]

[messyandhard]

further proof that we’re actually watching high school musical