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Stuck in an airport making dirty memes

Here is a brilliant idea for a blog sight, what if you just let people view what they wanted. Like if I wanted to view tits I could tell you that I'm okay with that. If I wanted to see cocks, I could tell you that I was okay with that too... if I wasn't okay with fascist dicks I could possibly delete my tumblr again because you are all worthless.

Tumblr is so up its own ass that it won't even let me view half the blogs I follow! How do tumblr employees even breath up there?

How is it that I left tumblr when they just censor tits and came back years later to find them less enlightened? Like who works for tumblr and doesn't want to kill themselves on every monitored piss break?

kill-the-sex

It’s all in the fine print

markrimes

#Penectomy

I'm a smoker (insert your boos and hisses here) and a landlord (you already did it so shut up!) one day my renter (dumb Crack whore whose son ended up murdering someone and running to her house to be arrested while she blamed my roommate for it even though he was working at the time of the murder) told me that she had been seeing the homeless digging through my ash try. I told her to leave them alone. She apparently didn't listen to me so the homeless started grabbing my ash tray and running into the street with it to dig in it for snipes (unfinished cigarettes) and then throw my ash tray, which is a pot my dad made in college, against my door.

So in order to stop this bad behavior I started dousing my ash tray in water and the bums now litter my lawn all because I gave a Crack whore a chance. I have other stories but the moral of this one is an ex Crack whore will always act like a current one even when you take her on as a renter because nobody else will.

When a man does this lawyers are called. I treat women with respect. Return the favor or shut up.