God Damn Delilah, join your husband in hell already! I’m honestly surprised she didn’t take the god powers for herself.
Right at the Percy drawing my brother came in and slipped, “That was a bad idea…what the fuck?”
“Infinite possi-titties.” Grog, our hard of hearing and illiterate king
Grog and Pike Should’ve been able to talk to Scanlan more. I get him being like, “you hoes don’t know me” to literally everyone but Pike and Grog
I kind of had a love-hate with Tary. But then him and Grog were cute—Grog thinking his names and book was badass— and Percy was also nerd-ing it up and narrating to help him. He’s grown on me and he should’ve joined the final battle!
“I feel bad about hurting the, they’re people that got tricked like pop-pop.” Interesting that Pike wants to help everyone, yet Grog is the only one to empathize with the followers
Ashley Johnson my beloved. Her crying and talking voice is so good! And honestly I get why Pike turned on them. The lesson this season: be a better friend
Yes, let’s all slit our wrists together for our definitely non-violent god!
I was not surprised at all when Keyleth was the first to submit. She was two seconds away from doing what Pike did. It’d make a lot of sense too, she hates the Matron of Ravens. Honestly, even though I was hyped that she lost everything, she did not deserve that. I’m a hater but I understand that Keyleth is honestly kind of right (like no one listening to her, her friends being kind of shitty, not listening to the fake of the gods and not getting involved in the final fight…)
Also I was worried that Percy would get into a “ball and chain” relationship based on some of the posts, but I did like him and Vex! Him running away from his wife was hilarious, but she was also completely in the right
Also while I miss Scanlan, he did get to defeat another bard. And it make sense, outside of the real-life stuff, that he would chose to stay with his daughter and not risk his life again