Robbie Amell

I take my shirt off and say words sometimes.

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sosocarrieunderwood:

I am never wrong.  Give me a couple hours to think about it.

Have you thought about it?

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ffsgigi:

Kinda definitely don’t want a peek at your youtube history.

Why not? It’s entertaining stuff.

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shellhen:

Are you going to bleach your hear and grow it out so you can look AND sound like a cali surfer bro? I’m not convinced, you’ll have to prove that. Maybe do a keg stand to prove you can still keep up with the youngins. A midlife crisis? Alright? Damn Robbie, I thought you had a few more years a head of you before you lost your shit. Back to Daddy Mode huh? How is your mini me by the way? Still cuter than you? 

Yeah, dude. Want to bleach my hair for me? It’ll be gnarly. Find me a frat party to go to and I’ll do a keg stand. I’m a boss at that shit. Nope, I lost my shit prematurely - can’t be helped. Of course he’s still cuter than me. Which is saying something, because I’m pretty fucking cute.

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whiteboyharding:

I’m sure your liver won’t, the poor thing. What were you in Miami for? Just for fun? Spring break?

R.I.P. Robbie Amell’s liver. I’ll get a new one on the black market or something. A bit of both? I just wanted a week of going wild because I’m a 19 year old girl with daddy issues.

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fcknzaynmalik:

I really don’t. It’s disturbing to think of childrens things like that. She is – I’ll be sure to tell her but she better not kill the messenger otherwise I’m gonna come back and haunt you. 

At least I don’t dress up as My Little Pony characters and have sex with people doing the same thing. Not that that’s the worst thing ever. People have weird kinks, and I’m not about kink shaming, as long as that shit’s all legal. She won’t kill the messenger because she loves any excuse to complain at me. But feel free to haunt me. That’d be kind of cool.

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kjapayo:

I think we did, is time we order best friend bracelets? 

Oh man can we? Maybe cute little lockets that are matching, too.

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soandybiersack:

Oh no, I never drank cheap shit, well, sometimes I did, my drink of choice was always Seagrims 7 and that can get pretty pricey when you down one after the other. I was drinking myself into oblivion. Anytime the sidewalk remains vomit-free that’s a very great night, I mean getting fucked up and not vomiting? I almost forget what that feels like. 

So you were a classy borderline alcoholic. Nice one. Any reason why you drank so much? Sometimes it’s good to vomit a little, though, because it means the hangover isn’t so bad in the morning. Nothing worse than a terrible hangover.

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It does! So you’re calling yourself an idiot? Well that’s not nice, unless you prefer idiot against your name then I won’t go against your wishes, man. Oh! Good for you. That’s great…wait, why would you say that?

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I can be an idiot. Don’t tell anybody I said that, though, because I’ll deny it ‘til my death. Oh, because my trip to Miami was me having a bit of a midlife crisis. You know how it is. You hit 30 and panic about your existence.

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heylizzo:

Are you hanging out exclusively with twenty-two year olds?

I wish. They understand me more than the people my age.

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soddl:

Demi Lovato used to know how to party, she doesn’t anymore. Well, she knows how to party soberly I should say. And I guess it’s accurate, and I mean I guess that’s how it feels but I wouldn’t really know since I’ve not been deep throated by a Disney ice princess before. Especially since I’m lacking a dick and all. But come on now, everyone knows ice add’s to the oral experience. Alright you’re right that wouldn’t be the same, but still. I suggest though that next time you just shotgun it, that’ll impress them right from the start. 

Sober partying can still be hardcore! The only downside is you end up remembering every detail, and sometimes you don’t want that. I wouldn’t know either, but it’s all about the imagery. Ice adds to the oral experience? Words I’ve never heard in that particular order before. Maybe I will, maybe I won’t. Who’s to know? Not me.

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sosoirons:

Tied up in Nashville right now. And why the fuck would anyone willingly go to LA?

Why the fuck would anybody willingly go to Nashville? LA is way better. I moved here because it’s cool. I don’t understand how people could think any different.

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vanessabutterfly-hudgens:

Dirty. Veeeeery dirty. I should pitch it to those Disney porn parodies companies. How about the Jersey Shore cast though?

I’m all about dirty. Do it! Didn’t see them either. Maybe they were trying to avoid me.

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hyfdanielle:

Um, yes. Are you being healthy? Working out? Having veggies with every meal? If not, we’re going to get you some vitamins in you. 

How is your boy doing, by the way? Is he well? I’m finishing up a Christmas movie, so not too much excitement.

Healthy? Working out? Oh, you mean like WiiFit? Yeah, I do loads of that. The vegetables not so much... Nah, I’m kidding, I’m a healthy boy.

He’s great! He’s my mini me, much to Willa’s dismay. Which is very entertaining for me. That sounds pretty exciting to me. Am I allowed to know what the movie is about? Other than the obvious Christmas.

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ashleybenzoxoxo:

Oh my, and how did you get home? Oh so you are here to ruin me every Disney movie? What else do you have in store? My newest favorite is Tangled wanna hear what you have on that one.

Carefully. I made it back alive, so it’s all good. I can’t just ruin them on cue - the mood has to be right for it.