Just burnin' doin the #FiatDANCE

Welcome to my Fiat Dance Tumbleblog: the blog dedicated mostly to the funny commercials you missed while your thumb was smashed against the DVR fast-forward button. So, sit back, relax, click away, and enjoy. And of course, Peace, Love, and #fiatDANCE!

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I can't even do this anymore. he level of appropriateness of commercials these days.........ok, hilarious.

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I feel like...maybe this is not okay. Hm?

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...Aaaaaaand we're back! Excellent.

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Maybe I'm old fashioned, but see, when I was a kid, you got made fun of if you ate Play Doh. Now they're MARKETING it like eating Play Doh is okay? This can't be good. Play Doh: Setting kids up for failure since 1990.

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So um...question: What have they done to Chuck E? I'm pretty sure he just dropped about 200 lbs, 6 feet, and a species. How can a kid be a kid when there's a rat running around? Rebranding fails. 

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So this is quite possibly the creepiest shoe I've ever seen in my life.

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Happy New Year! Yes, I know...I'm late. But in any event, this commercial HAD to make it to my list at some point - let's say to celebrate the new year. And I figured I would post before the SuperBowl rolled back around and things got crazy :P Happy watching all! The turtle bite...get me everytime. Every. Time.

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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In light of Black Friday (which I hate), I present to you a 2011 throwback (presented through song, which I also hate)! Haha, YAY!

Happy Holidays :)

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How much stuffie can I stuff in my stuffie stuff stuff? What? I dunno. It's terrible though.

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http://www.theatlantic.com/infocus/2012/11/election-night-2012-reactions-in-photos/100401/#img03 

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"They called her Madame Bijoux"

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Although, I would argue that THIS probably IS the way to go about doing commercials like this. Ha.

This I can get with. #fiatDance :P

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I feel like there was a better way that they could have gone about this.

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Ok, I know, I know. People don't like Chick Fil A anymore, but I will argue that they still make some of the best commercials. Case in point.

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So this was really weird, right? I feel like if any other company did this, it might have been ok. But now, if I understand correctly, if I attend this school, they will look at me as if I'm a baby squirrel learning how to do anything right for the first time? Sweet. Carrington College, here I come!

#studentbelittlement

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SHE'S BACK! Ha, another unauthentic production, brought to you by J. Lo.

And for our Spanish speaking and bi-lingual friends...actually, if I'm being honest, I like this one better: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JTWow8VNVs 

#fiatDance for soul healing!

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This commercial makes me uncomfortable every time I see it. I don't even know where to start here...