Ew Yuck

[just-shower-thoughts]

Parents are the opposite of fake friends. They have your back when you aren’t there, but talk shit about you to your face

[just-shower-thoughts]

Chocolate is a flavour of milk, and milk is a flavour of chocolate

[just-shower-thoughts]

If I got 1$ for every time I fake laugh at a customer’s joke, I wouldn’t even need a job

[zodiacsarecool]

the signs as high school clichés

Aries: the jocks

Taurus: the shy girl who has a secret life outside of school

Gemini: the bad boy who sets off the fire alarm

Cancer: the class clown who is actually cute tbh

Leo: the freshman with a backpack that is bigger than they are

Virgo: the nerdy kids with suspenders and collectible Star Wars lunch boxes

Libra: the fashionista with fringe fringe and more fringe

Scorpio: the creepy emo in the corner

Sagittarius: the really scary buff girls who play basketball like omg

Capricorn: the teacher’s pet who snorts when they laugh

Aquarius: the cheer captain with perfect hair

Pisces: the hippie dreamer who smokes in the parking lot

[ficlo]

I am literally none of these

[ficlo]

I like summer until it feels like I've put my body into a freshly finished dishwasher which is approximately 0.375 seconds after I wake up every day.

[ficlo]

Coming home on Monday after a few months at nun camp.

[blimington-bear-deactivated2016]

[lobokujo-blog]

you know i didn’t expect that.

[ficlo]

What do you mean I'm not good at being an adult??? I VACUUMED my entire BED, I swatted THREE FLIES and I did a poo ALL BY MYSELF today

[guy]

don’t mind me i’ll be in the corner for the rest of the class

[ficlo]

[ficlo]

[guy]

guess who finally went to the gym today!!!!

lmao not me, but im sure someone out there did. good for u

[knfwinthemorning-deactivated202]

reblog if ur a rebel

-stay up past 8pm -watch pg movies w/o parental guidance -eats yogurt

[ficlo]

person: you look dead

me: thanks

[greetings-deactivated2015-01-23]

every teen after missing like 300 calls from their mom

[veraslang]

When a nigga call you baby in a deep raspy voice

[coconutlimeverbena]

When a baby call you nigga in a deep raspy voice

[domesticoctopi]

when you and your friend say the same witty comment in reply to someone else simultaniously