could you imagine???

17.She/Her.Colorado whats up bitches

[harvard-dad-deactivated20180911]

The worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses

[thyrell]

no witnesses if youre bad enough at parallel parking

[officialagentmaine]

Cards Against Humanity just murdered every company that gender markets

[thegmsighs]

know the difference

It has come to my attention that many people mistake wyverns for dragons, so here’s a post to help you remember

Dragon: 4 legs, 2 wings

Wyvern: 2 legs, 2 wings

Drake: 4 legs, flightless

Wyrms: long snake like body with no appendages, can also appear as a traditional Chinese dragon with 4. Legs and no wings yet can fly

Amphithere: 0 legs 2 wings, can be feathered

Lindwurms: 2 legs, 0 wings, long body

Luck dragon: 4 legs, no wings, can fly, long body, furry with dog like face

Komodo dragon: 4 legs, no wings, real

Bearded dragon: 4 legs, 0 wings, often kept as pets

[kick-my-ass-for-free]

as a person passionate as fuck about dragons, i stand by this post

please understand

[thegmsighs]

know the difference

It has come to my attention that many people mistake wyverns for dragons, so here’s a post to help you remember

Dragon: 4 legs, 2 wings

Wyvern: 2 legs, 2 wings

Drake: 4 legs, flightless

Wyrms: long snake like body with no appendages, can also appear as a traditional Chinese dragon with 4. Legs and no wings yet can fly

Amphithere: 0 legs 2 wings, can be feathered

Lindwurms: 2 legs, 0 wings, long body

Luck dragon: 4 legs, no wings, can fly, long body, furry with dog like face

Komodo dragon: 4 legs, no wings, real

Bearded dragon: 4 legs, 0 wings, often kept as pets

[kick-my-ass-for-free]

as a person passionate as fuck about dragons, i stand by this post

please understand

[eggsnthings]

[logmore]

[losermcjackass-deactivated20180]

[ja-khajay]

A Twitter bot posted this and I just

[beaujes]

things that make every video game better

give me nice outfits to wear

let me be gay

give me a pet

[morefunthanb4]

No!

[coyotebuegwater-deactivated2016]

[fuks]

[turnaroundandie-deactivated2023]

My face when the Dairy Queen worker flips my blizzard upside down

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[flowerinaflame]

[neuksei-deactivated20200222]

Me to a 5 yr old: so how do you keep your skin so clear??

[melonmemes]

My cousins graduation cap

[redditfront]

This picture in McDonald’s was hung sideways

[racingmiku-deactivated20180707]

I have a bath bomb from lush but no tub so I guess I’ll just have to eat it