A/N: I watched s1 like three times and then they took it off Netflix. I was reading the web comic when suddenly I can no longer access the chinese app I was using. The world is against me but I am determined!!!
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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
He’s so attentive afterward! He’ll brush your hair, make tea, just sit and caress you lovingly
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
His favourite part of himself is his hands. He’s a master in calligraphy and fine motor skills, writing on paper or bringing you undone.
On you his favourite part is your hips. Something about the way they sway when you walk or how your garments always seem to be so snug in that area drives him crazy.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
Will cum anywhere you let him, but prefers to shoot off on your thighs or your ass. He drinks more tea when he’s stressed so those times his cum may taste a little more bitter than usual, but generally he tastes fairly sweet
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He wants badly to fuck you publicly. Against a window or hiding in the garden, but he’s too afraid of getting caught. For now he’ll settle on a secluded area of the forest with your back against a tree.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
He’s got a good bit of experience, visiting brothels and all before having you
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Missionary, lotus, prone bone, anything with a lot of skin contact, and especially if there’s opportunities to drown in your kisses.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
He’s very serious during the moment, doesn’t like to laugh while doing the do. Doesn’t mind if something bizarre happens once in a blue moon but he wants to get right back to it
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
He keeps himself trimmed. The hair is surprisingly soft, and just as dark as what’s on his head
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Sex with him is very intimate. He loves serenading you with words and actions to get you in the mood with him
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
He doesn’t feel the need to jack off really, especially if you’re receptive to him and his needs. If he does jack off, it’s with you on his mind. He’ll probably think about the last time you two were intimate and the feeling of you squeezing around him.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Thigh guy (this is a kink now)
Exhibitionism
Hair pulling
Biting and marking
Oral fixation
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
His bedroom, or the forest
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
When you’re feeling confident and flirty with him gets him going the most. He has a little bit of a voice kink so hearing any soft noises from your lips gets him excited
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
He loves and respects you too much to hit you or call you objectifying names, sorry
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
He likes both, but prefers giving. He loves having his hands on your hips, squeezing your ass as he goes down on you. Will lick in the pattern of chinese characters. May even write you a whole poem and you wouldn’t even know it.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
He’s more on the slow and sensual side, wanting to really feel and taste you
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Is open to quickies! Loves them, in fact. It’s like a little challenge to see how quickly he can get you to cum and has a running list of what works best
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Not much of a risk taker tbh. He’s a little afraid of risks! Experimenting? He’s open minded, will listen to whatever your idea is
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Usually he just does one round. How long the round is depends on how quickly he lets you cum before he finishes
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
Open to using toys on you, but not necessarily on himself. You’re all he needs.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
It really depends on how long it’s been since the last time you two fucked. If it hasn’t been that long, maybe a day or two, he teases and edges you like it’s his second language. If it’s been a while, no teasing. He gets straight to the point because he’s just as eager as you are.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
He’s a heavy breather and a soft moaner
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
The only time you’ve ever heard him whine was when he was teasing and edging you for hours. He was so pent up, listening to you whine and plead about how desperate you were for him, how you needed him right then. When he finally breached your entrance, a loud whine escaped him before his lips found yours in a wet and heated kiss. He pounded so hard that night, even went in for seconds.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
He’s pretty average in size and girth but he really knows how to use it!
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
He has a pretty average sex drive. How often he wants sex kinda depends on you, how high your sex drive is, and how long it’s been since the last time.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Not that quickly, he’s gotta take care of you after all!
He loves fucking you dumb. Your whines and moans are just so erotic to him. But he also loves teasing you, asking you to use your words, knowing full well you're too dumb to form anything coherent.
