Rex

Im snickering and twirling my hair

[cryingintheclubdhmu]

FREAKY FRIDAY .𖥔 ݁ ˖ִ ࣪𖤐

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After a magic mishap, you wake up feeling like a brand new bitch- literally.

AKA: Texting the creeps after you switched bodies ✮⋆˙

Ft. T. Roger’s, J. Nyras, A Bad Habit & One Jack In The Box ✶⋆.˚

!! Pt 1 with Tim, Brian, Jeff and Liu here !!

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Omfg Bonbon you are SO loved by me LMFAOO

[tobysangel]

Random Creeps x Reader Headcannons

Includes: Jeff The Killer, Ticci Toby, BEN Drowned, Nina The Killer, and Laughing Jack

a/n: my 1st time doing headcannons :) lmk if you guys like this and would want to see more stuff like this!!!

Jeff The Killer

── .✦ He’s the type to (playfully) make fun of you but as soon as someone else does it he’s probably beating the shit out of them

── .✦ Acts like he doesn’t care but he will do mostlyy anything for you (he’ll just be grumbling and complaining the whole time)

── .✦ Im sorry but I think he’d hate matching couple things… The only thing he’d tolerate is matching outfits ngl

── .✦ He is definitely the one always starting stupid arguments that turn into rage baiting you for 10 minutes 💔 but if you’re seriously upset he’ll stop

── .✦ He can be an asshole and a dick but he (secretly) does not play about his partner (he would rather perish than to admit it)

Ticci Toby

── .✦ 100% a lover boy yes ik this is overused for him but like come onnn he totally would be

── .✦ He doesn’t really care that much about matching but if you like it he loves it

── .✦ Get’s jealous really easily due to all of his insecurities.. he just needs lots of reassurance :)

── .✦ If you’re fine with it he’s definitely stalking you majority of the time I mean at the end of the day he’s a serial killer what do you expect lol

── .✦ I feel like he’s the type to be nervous around his partner even if you’ve been together for months

BEN Drowned

── .✦ Uses corny and stupid pickup lines even when you’re together 😭

── .✦ He doesn’t take a lot of things seriously, but if you’re genuinely upset he’ll try his best to comfort you (even though he sucks at it)

── .✦ Obviously he’s a stalker when it comes to his partner I mean he’s GONNA be watching you on your phone or laptop

── .✦ Frequently gets jealous but hides it with humor (it’s still painfully obvious)

── .✦ I see him messing with you by faking a virus on your computer just to see you freak out even though you scold him afterwards

Nina The Killer

── .✦ I feel like Nina would be super artistic…. like if you were her partner she’s definitely drawing you repeatedly until there’s no more space left in her sketchbook 😭

── .✦ She would LOVE doing makeup on her partner and doing fun looks with lotssss of accessories

── .✦ Loves matching things whether its keychains, outfits, bracelets, necklaces, just ALL OF IT

── .✦ If someone is being disrespectful or rude to towards you and NINA is around? You better get ready bc shes gonna be YELLING at whoever is saying anything to you 😰

── .✦ When this girl loves someone, she loves them DOWN like just fully obsessed I tell you

Laughing Jack

── .✦ Lovesss to crack jokes and play out performances just for you

── .✦ Really likes matching even though he doesn’t fully understand it… I mean you look excited about it so..!

── .✦ He would be the type to LOVE carrying around his partner everywhere even during times that its not necessary at all 😭

── .✦ gets eerily serious when he’s jealous which is rare for someone like him

── .✦ Absolutely adores pet names especially candy ones like lollipop, gumdrop, sweets, etc.

[dookiefruitie]

so many people forget that ticci-toby was 17-19 in the 2010’s. if you write like casual fic that takes place in his time period PLEASE don’t forget he uses the 2010 slang 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 that boy annoying asfc 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[cigaretteleggedjeans]

Unsolicited

summary - Toby asks Ben to help him spy through your webcam. toby rogersxfem!reader

CW, pervert toby, male masturbation, unknowingly being watched.

967 words.

will rework eventually, too tired

“B-Ben come onn!” Toby plead, practically shaking and crying like an unloved pup.

Ben paused his game, finally looking over the pathetic man begging for his help to invade your privacy, Ben is unnerved with his ask, given one of his favorite pass times is gathering dirt on any and everybody, and it usually involves snooping.

Ben stares for a moment pondering on what he can get in return from the trembling Toby in front of him.

“Don’t a-act like you wouldn’t do t-the same if you lik-fuck-liked someone too.” He pouts, ushering the laptop closer to him.

Ignoring him, Ben looks over his trash infested room, piled with dirty clothes, and stinky dishes.

“i’ll do it if you clean my room for a month.” he takes the laptop from his hands, sealing the deal. “and that includes washing my clothes.” he smirks adding that last requirement.

Toby nods sitting on his folded legs impatiently waiting as ben gets to work.

The sound of ben’s paused game muffled through his headset, and the clicking of keys on Toby’s laptop fill the silence.

“have you even told her you got feelings for her?“ Ben asks waiting for a command to go through.

“not yet, but i plan to” Toby picks at his fingers.

“before or after you jerk off to her like some pervert” he laughs typing away again.

Toby shoves his arm. “oh f-fuck off.”

“jesus dude not all of us have your plot armor.” he sneers, rubbing the sore spot, Toby rolls his eyes.

After a few more minutes Ben finishes installing the program on Toby’s computer.

“okay, just click this camera icon here, and it’ll connect you to her webcam.” after pointing to the extension Ben lazily hands the laptop back.

“will she be able to tell i’m watching?” he stands, closing the device.

Ben shrugs his shoulders “only if she sees that the light for her camera is on” before Toby can thank him he places the headset back on, unpausing his game and slowly sinks back into the chair.

Toby scurries to his room closing the door, jumping on his bed face first. Immediately opening the laptop, clicking the freshly installed icon.

There’s a buffer and Toby damn near slams the computer shut and storms back to Ben to chew him out for not keeping his word.

But sure enough after a bit, there you are, your desktop camera angled perfectly towards the bed your relaxing on, hair a mess, still wearing the clothes from yesterday night, mindlessly scrolling on your phone.

His heart quickened, unable to decipher if it was from the attraction he had towards you or the taboo of watching you so comfortable and un-performing. either way he was enjoying the nuance of it all.

Toby smiled ear to ear when you’d laugh every now and again. yearning to be the one to make you laugh, to be beside you in bed, cuddled up, forgetting everything else beyond the mansion walls. just the two of you, mixing scents, and saliva, mixing your bodies.

his jeans became tighter from the daydreaming. the strain against his cock felt euphoric , chasing that feeling he pushed against the mattress, as a slight moan escaped his mouth.

Intently watching as you toss and turn, he doesn’t stop himself from rutting against the bed like an animal. Yet he can’t help but crave more from you, convincing himself, he plots, grabbing his phone from beside him and opening to your messages.

‘hey, get reafy for the day i wana do somethin.’ he scrambles through the text.

Taking in your every move, he watches as your face lights up when you get a notification from him. and then how your face playfully scrunches at his message.

‘ bruhhhh, don’t assume i’ve been bed rotting. where we going?’

‘secrt just get dredsed’

‘ughhh, you’re always so vague’

Toby all knowingly smirks, monitoring as you toss your hands up in the air, and melt off the bed with a loud obnoxious groan.

After a bit you stand up peeling off your shirt exposing your lacy bra. Toby’s hand flies to his throbbing dick, soothing it with his palm, effortlessly sliding with the slick pre cum soaking his underwear.

You walk out of focus of the camera digging through your closet for an outfit to wear, before circling back using the mirror beside your desk to look over the tight, small dress you put on, you turn seeing your ass spill out of the back.

Toby’s grip tightened, stroking himself. “uhh- je-jesus.”

unhappy you slide it off walking out of frame. but not before Toby catches a glimpse of your matching lace panties.

Burning the image into his head, he can’t hold himself back any longer, he snakes his cock out of his boxers, rubbing his pre cum over his tip. “fuckkk” he whines

Stroking himself even faster, every time you come into frame holding up clothes to your half naked body.

“look good in a-ah-anything, need yo-you…” he groans speaking your name. his dick twitches, and jolts at every thought that spins his head.

finally content with some jeans and a t-shirt, you lay on your bed, looking to the ceiling, with your legs propped up, you grab your phone.

the angle drives him insane, he easily pictures himself sliding between your legs, pleasing you in all the ways he can think of.

His moans become incoherent, and breathy, “fuck, i-i, aghhh” his hips jut against his fist, “plea-see.” he grabs the closest clothing item near him, with a few more pumps of his hand his hot cum spurts out in time with the ‘ding’ of his phone. he wipes himself up before grabbing it.

‘finished, im ready whenever:)’

‘me too’

he replies smirking to himself, grabbing his jacket to head to your room.

read my other toby fics here

run and confess

tantrum

Credits to @turuquoise this was their idea i just felt inspired to write it out<3

[gooniewuzhere]

Okay trying to find reaction pics for smaus and-

Me too. Me fucking too.

[fiddlecracker]

Hello tumblrians…. This is my first and last offer to the creepypasta gods and EJ enthusiasts… goodnight!

[hikaru103]

We love this man

[dookiefruitie]

enemy!toby who jumps at any opportunity to put you down. he watches you, trying to figure out what you’re insecure about so he can squawk at you about it.

enemy!toby who will do anything to slow you down. he’ll fake twitch and jerk just to see if you’ll stop and ask him what’s wrong. “What if you let someone get away? Stupid buh-bitch.” he’d scold, trying to get you to take him seriously.

enemy!toby who, even though he mocks your insecurities, gets pissy when you poke at his tics. he’ll parade around and tell anyone who will listen about how you treat him. no one really cares.

enemy!toby who insists you are utterly helpless and need him on missions. having even an inkling of trouble setting up a trap? “Y’really can’t do shh-shit. Move.” he’d spit while shoving you out of the way so he can do it himself.

tolerant!toby (??) who lets you sleep in the truck going to missions. he used to yell at you, waiting for you to get up so he could go on a deeper tangent about how stupid and worthless you are.

tolerant!toby who you’ll learn is a lot more socially awkward than you knew him to be. he’s given up yelling at you, instead just staying quiet because he doesn’t know what else to say or do.

tolerant!toby who won’t go out of his way to make you look good, but he’s stopped running around and telling everyone how useless you really are and how much better he is.

A/N: would we like enemies to lovers mini fic or would we like to keep the headcanons coming 🧐🧐🧐🧐 let me know 🧐🧐 pt.1 right here

[livingdedgirl06]

I love the idea of Transfem Toby keeping the name Toby, I think it's just so fitting for her and Toby is honestly such a cute name for a girl

[girlshapedmachine]

i wanna read Toby fanfics where they make him a scary brute OR he’s a pathetic loser and calling me mommy, no in between

[livingdedgirl06]

Toby laughing at me for coughing so much after the bong rip so I lowkey throw the bong at his face

[slkyves]

Some doodles

[cryingintheclubdhmu]

I love the proxy polycue you do, and i was wondering if you were planning other group polycues?

My first thought is Toby and EJ but it would be REALLY funny if angel-adjacent reader somehow bagged Jeff and Habit.

They’re both so hard headed but reader is literally half divine and was made to keep things on earth peaceful- which leads to the weirdest polycule ever.

She and Habit have known each other for multiple cycles because she completes the four arrows. All life must have balance, and she settled the scale when everything was created.

Habit really hated her at first, but after eons of being around each other he just excepts it. However he has become oddly possessive of her, so when she starts getting close to Jeff, he has to start problems.

Yada yada years pass- and now they’re both dating you.

Angel! Reader runs a STRICTTT ass program 😭😭😭😭

“BITCH I SAID RESPECT ME.”

— reader when Habit raises his voice

[clownchuwu]

Finally finished catboy Toby!!!!! Hopefully I’ll get around to drawing the cat maid version aswell, then you’d have a double sided body pillow :P

Here’s the less shaded version

Swag

[turuquoise]

Forcing puppyboy Toby to put his muzzle back on because he won't stop trying to give you kisses.

[cl3ms-fruitfandomsalad]

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‘Made-Up Creepypasta Tweets,’

Toby and Jane are NOT meant to be shipped in this!! If you perceive it as that go ahead but there’s no implication on my end

Warnings: Suggestive and possibly offensive content!!

⚠︎︎Warning! Suggestive and Possibly Offensive Content Ahead!⚠︎︎

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[orbitistumbling]

Creepypastas Reacting to you Paying

Characters: ticci toby, jeff the killer, homicidal liu/sully, hoodie, masky, eyeless jack, habit

Warnings / Content: i mention jeff grabbing your ass, tim and brian are fighting (and losing) the battle against traditional gender roles, i focus on a lot of self loathing in EJ’s part, habit typical violence and activities

also surprise silly doodle at the end :p

ticci toby

- toby is so “friends-to-lovers” coded to me that it didn’t really occur to me that you paying for the both of you could possibly strike him as odd

- like i imagine you guys being friends before dating so if you wanted to pay for him he wouldn’t think much of it

- he’s used to late night gas station runs or eating out with you so taking turns paying is already natural and normal for him

- i think he doesn’t make a big deal of it but when he wants to pay he WILL be paying don’t fight him on it

- gives your hand a gentle little smack smack when you go to do it

- i think he insists on paying for dates, especially on important events (anniversaries, your birthday, ect)

- you getting all prettied up for him makes him wanna spoil you, what can i sayyyy

- he feels like as your boyfriend, there are things he should be paying for and dates are one of those

- cosmetic items are also up there

- menstrual care items as well he’ll buy the entire aisle he don’t gaf

- similar to the paying approach, i think toby takes gift receiving rather well simply bc he was your friend first, and friends give each other gifts

- ofc not overly often, but friends keep each other in mind for birthdays and holidays and stuff

- so you already know his tastes and what he likes in a gift

- he acts surprised every time you gift him something, like his eyes light up when you bring it out

- “that’s for me???” “omg did you buy this for me???” like no toby it’s for my other hoe

- it’s OBV FOR YOU!!

- so appreciative every single time

jeff the killer

- this fucking BUM

- USELESS!!! in every sense of the word

- i think he (not so) secretly likes being pampered so i think for small shit he’ll let you pay without any fuss

- and if you insist on paying he won’t fight you on it either

- it makes him smug like “hehe my s/o is spending their money on ME >:) look at all these bitchless losers around they don’t have a sugar daddy like i do”

- he gives you that Broke Boyfriend back hug while you pay for his mcdonald’s if he’s feeling particular affectionate and there isn’t anyone around

- when he pays though he’s dead set on paying

- like deadass won’t even give you chance, he’s taking your wallet out of your purse and throwing it on y’all’s bed before you leave just so you literally CANT pay even if you’re stubborn

- he’s so annoying about it when he pays

- “don’t worry, babe. i got it.” he’s smiling smugly at you like you just told him he won an award for best boyfriend in the universe (“i don’t want your money…….. i got this just for YOU, KEEP your money…..”)

- kisses you on the cheek after paying, maybe grabs a handful of your ass or pats it if he’s feeling particularly annoying. he’s being a little punk it’s not cute but it is funny

- all in all he doesn’t feel strongly abt it, he sees it as another aspect of being in a relationship

- when given a gift, he tries to act nonchalant and accept it gracefully but he’s fooling no one

- at least he’s not fooling you

- i think to others he may look almost unappreciative or like he doesn’t care, but you know him better than that by now

- in public it’s a quick “thanks” and that’s all

- he DOES appreciate it, don’t get me wrong, but his reactions are better in the privacy of your home where he doesn’t feel like he needs to put up a front

- he gets quiet when accepting gifts. he gives his cocky and dry little “thank you” but you can see him very carefully cradling and looking over the gift, especially if it’s a thoughtful gesture

- repays you with acts of service. taking you to dinner or taking you to pound town HMMM DECISIONS DECISIONS…

homicidal liu / sully

- “oh no, baby! it’s okay, i got it! no, don’t pay, i got it.”

- guys i think he got it

- liu strikes me as the type of person who’s very doting on his partner so he always wants to pay

- it’s not rlly bc “he’s the man” it’s more so bc he loves you so much and wants to spoil you

- he won’t make a big fuss if you do pay but i can see him getting a lil sulky

- like “babyyyy you didn’t have to do that :(“

- he’s sending you money after, or buying you something nice to make up for it

- buy him takeout and you’ll receive a necklace you’ve been eyeing type of deal ykyk?

- i think sully would actually let you pay, he just gets his lick back later

- like for example if you guys are at the store and you pay for some snacks for you guys, he’ll buy you guys some drinks. if you buy him something nice, he’ll make sure to buy you something nicer. you get him a shirt, he gets you some shoes

- that kind of deal

- he doesn’t take it as a hit to his pride bc he understands relationships are inherently built on reciprocity

- he gets that you’re gonna wanna buy him stuff for the same reason he and liu want to buy you stuff— bc you love your partner and wanna spoil them

- so no he’s not offended nor will he stop you HOWEVER he will be getting you gifts, carrying your purse and your bags, and sharing his ice cream with you even though you have your own <3

hoodie

- “i’m irritated as fuck i’m irritated as fuck i’m irritated as fuck i’m irritated as fuck”

- kinda bruises his ego a little but after you guys get closer, it becomes less Serious for him. starts taking the ego beat downs like a champ

- he does still prefer paying

- he wants to take care of you

- he’s less resistant if it’s something like take out or ice cream or small stuff like that, mostly bc he knows he’s going to eventually pay you back for it by treating you to dinner or something of the like

- but if it’s stuff to doll yourself up ABSOOOOOLUTELY not. he’s paying each and every time. he has to

- you’re too beautiful to be paying for your own cosmetics. it’s almost like he wants to reward you for being such an amazing and stunning partner

- he’d lay down however much money you want to make yourself all confident and happy, he loves seeing you that way, especially when it’s on his dime

- hair, nails, spa days, cologne, perfume, lingerie, literally anything and everything he wants to pay for all of it

- it sounds emotionally immature for his pride to take a hit, and maybe it is, but he does experience minor feelings of inadequacy when you dismiss him

- even if you’re not mean abt it!! when you say “it’s okay, i can do it”, he hears “i don’t need your help” :/

- after reassurance he becomes a good sport about it though, as long as you do let him pay once in a while and express that you’re very thankful when he does, he won’t be upset over it

- he gets sappy when you buy him thoughtful gifts. like he appreciates any gift but if it’s thoughtful (for ex. he mentioned he needed new boots and you bought them without mentioning it), he gets very lovey and thanks you profusely

- even if it’s really simple like he mentioned he was tired and you brought him some coffee the way he likes it, he really takes it to heart

- he loves feeling cared for and loved

- it perpetuates a cycle though because now he wants to spoil you even more

- win-win? perhaps

masky

- if you can’t handle brian’s feelings of inadequacy watch out for Timothy Jimothy Wright. he’s WORSE

- utterly icked tf out at the idea of you paying, especially if you insist on it

- like HE is trying to take care of YOU, his BELOVED PARTNER, and there’s an obstacle… no, no, Absolutely Not.

- listen just based on how he was raised i think at first it does bruise his ego quite a bit. he doesn’t take it out on you or anything (no aggression, name calling, or defensive behavior), but you can see it in his face that it bothers him

- like if he offered you his card and you didn’t take it, his ego would take a hit, a very brutal hit

- he’s a man who was raised in the south by emotionally and physically absent parents okay he’s unlearning a lot of shit still 😒

- over time, he does learn to take it less personally when you do happen to pay but he’s still very insistent on paying

- like jeff he’ll probably somehow make you leave your wallet at home

- or he’ll get you a tiny purse or clutch so you feel less inclined to bring it in the first place. the kind of purse where the only thing that fits is like a tissue and a chapstick

- if it were up to him you wouldn’t even have a wallet, as far as he’s concerned HE’S your wallet

- if you also happen to be a “homemaker” type (ex. doing chores, cooking, shopping) or an acts of service type person, he’s even less inclined to let you pay

- the way he sees it, you each contribute something to the relationship as a way of making the other’s life easier. if you’re already doing things to make his life easier, the idea of you not letting him make your life easier by taking some of your financial burdens makes him feel like he’s unneeded by you and that he’s adding to your worries rather than helping

- at first it may sound like he wants you to be totally financially dependent on him, it’s more like he doesn’t ever want you to worry about finances ever again

- his money is your money and your money is your money 🔥

- it seems really controlling and shallow, like he’s only worried about his over-the-top machismo, but after talking to him about it, it becomes clear it’s not really like that, it’s just a point of insecurity for him

- he likes feeling needed by you, not so that you’re dependent and helpless without him, but because he only feels secure when he has a proper and clear role in your life

- being a “provider”, especially a financial one, is his default role. if he isn’t that, he isn’t sure where he stands and that worries him

- LIKE BRIAN THO, he can learn to get over himself a little. it just takes compromise

- tell him you’ll pay for your coffee run, but he can pay for all your dates. you’ll pay for snacks, but he can pay for your clothes

- once this dynamic is set up, things are easier. he accepts gifts a lot more gracefully too

- at first there’s a lot of “you didn’t have to” type language, and possibly feelings about paying you back

- but now he’s more focused on expressing how much he loves and appreciates you. the transformation is stunning

eyeless jack

- jack. tsk tsk tsk.

- he always feels overly bad

- i feel like jack holds a lot of guilt inside of him, most of it stemming from self hatred

- he already feels like he doesn’t deserve you so when you pamper him, there’s always this sense of guilt lingering in the back of his mind

- the longer you’re together, the more the feeling gets quieter, but he hates the thought of being a burden to you

- i think you’d have to give him a stern talking to every once and while to assure him that you love him and you’re CHOOSING to stay with him, no matter what perceived flaws he may have

- he’s hard on himself 💔

- but that’s all the more reason to spoil him 😋

- so as you may imagine, jack collects the bare minimum things he needs from his victims, those being whoever is unfortunate enough to wander too close to the slenderwoods

- it’s never anything fancy, he has a few pairs of sneakers and practically lives in hoodies mostly

- all that to say, he’s easily impressed. if you buy him clothes, he’s awed at the opportunity to be able to actually wear something brand new for once

- if you help him keep his medical supplies stocked, he’s very appreciative. most of the time he has to wait for the more human looking pastas (masky, brian, liu, ect.) to come around so he can ask them to go on a supply run for him, but they don’t keep a consistent schedule for shit so sometimes he goes weeks without seeing them

- just ask him for a list of stuff he needs and then don’t spend the money he gives you for it >:) hide it in a first aid kit for him to find later with a silly note. easy peasy gift

- jack doesn’t really eat human food anymore, mostly bc he doesn’t really get anything useful from it (demons don’t need nutrients, yk?), but he can taste it. so cooking for him or dinner dates is both simple and fun for you both

- i think he has trouble accepting gifts, he insists you shouldn’t have and thanks you endlessly. he feels the need to repay your generosity immediately

- this is another thing that gets better as time goes on, because he comes to understand better that you do these things because you love him

- but some days are rougher than others, and sometimes receiving a gift from you eats at him badly

- just keep doing it anyway, he’ll slowly get used to it and he could use the exposure therapy

- he’d feel too bad to outright reject the gift, so keep wearing him down!! soon enough he’ll be able to gracefully accept the gift without any self loathing… it’s just a long road to get there

habit

- he most definitely steals money from his victims no doubt abt it. like they all do but him especially

- as he handing you a 20 dollar bill that’s covered in blood because he himself is soaked head to toe in it, he’s like “what do you mean you don’t want it”

- habit isn’t really bound by the same gendered pressures the same way tim and brian are

- he doesn’t feel the need to pay just bc “he’s the man”

- HOWEVER

- that being said, in his eyes you’re his. it’d be irresponsible if he didn’t provide properly for you

- i feel like habit appreciates independence only when it’s in proximity to him

- he loves if you’re smart and self sufficient, but as far as he’s concerned, you still need him

- you’re just a little human, you need all the help you can get really

- so it’s absolutely incomprehensible to him WHY you’d ever want to pay for your own food, clothes, jewelry, or otherwise

- you don’t need to do those things anymore!! you have him to take care of you!! burn your fucking wallet because its useless!!

- in the scenario where you want to buy him something, he always find a way to “pay you back” for it

- it usually is with money, the money will magically appear back in your account overnight

- yk how when a child wants to buy a gift for someone but they don’t actually have money so the parent buys the gift and the child just says it’s from them even though it’s lowkey from the parent?

- it’s kinda like that. he indulges you, accepts the gift, but the money you spent is back into your account as if you never touched it

- i think on top of that he appreciates smaller, domestic actions more than any material item

- he can get his hands on almost anything he desires, so acts of service is definitely preferred. big shiny shit like gold and diamonds lose their flair when you’ve seen them for all of your immortal life

- it doesn’t even need to be big, just shit like figuring out a new recipe for him to try, cleaning his weapons without being asked to, or having breakfast ready on the table when he emerges from the basement after tormenting a victim all night

- it gives him cuteness aggression when he sees you meddling around in the house

- like awww his rabbit is loving their enrichment ♥️ so wholesome ♥️ so cute ♥️

- then he does a drive by attack, noms your shoulder while you’re folding laundry and saunters off, ignoring the way you yelped and practically jumped out of your skin

- he’s good at sneaking around unfortunately for you

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A/N: have a bonus doodle i made instead of working on this

pov: you’re coming to find out that being habit’s favorite isn’t all it’s cracked up to be