Fiddlers Forensics

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you lost the ability to feel emotions, you wouldn’t be able to be worried about it

[just-shower-thoughts]

Maybe we forget our dreams so easily because our brain doesn’t want to mistake them for real memories later on.

[daily-best-jokes]

What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

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[daily-best-jokes]

When you think of it, invention of the shovel was groundbreaking

But it was the invention of the broom that swept the nation.

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[just-shower-thoughts]

New word: instead of gay sex, “brocreation”

[funny-thoughts]

A fat person is more skinny than skinny person because they have more skin than a skinny person

[just-shower-thoughts]

Technically Satan is a good person because he tortures all the bad people

[just-shower-thoughts]

A generation raised to not talk to strangers is frowned upon for being antisocial.

[daily-best-jokes]

My love for you is like diarrhea

I can’t hold it in

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[tastefullyoffensive]

Heyo!

[fiddlersforensics]

Haven't actually updated here in a while, so here you go ^.^ NSFW warning tho 🍋 New chapter :3

https://my.w.tt/E5xkY1o7Eab

[fiddlersforensics]

My baby boy, after years of not sleeping with me due to living elsewhere and now because my door is never open (been keeping it open to get some air from a.c. lately), he finally sleeps with me!

[fiddlersforensics]

I promised a new chapter for the spicy so here it is.

https://my.w.tt/EArQPT2966

[fiddlersforensics]

I never really post here anymore but the new chapter for Undergrell has arrived! I promise it isn't a kinky one this time but I will write a smexy one soon. Enjoy!

https://my.w.tt/kkwAwBBF66

[best-shower-thoughts]

If everyone wore black face masks instead of the white and blue ones, we would all look like dope ninjas instead of sick patients. (source)

[best-shower-thoughts]

It’s odd how the cross is viewed considering it was a torture device. (source)

[r-maliciouscompliance]

Being the tale of how, contrary to absolutely all internet logic, we defeat an internet troll via an excess of porn

Malicious compliance with a healthy dose of choosing beggar. TL;DR at the bottom.

I’m a full-time student, and a nurse’s aid at the local hospital, and working in a pathology lab, and studying for my MCAT medical school exam on top of that. I have 3X things to do on a given day, and the time to do maybe 0.6X. A headless chicken’s got nothing on my usual schedule. When I do occasionally manage to scrape out a half hour or so of time, I like to write for fun. It relaxes me. Mostly original short stories and fan fiction, since I’m doing this for my own gratification and I can be as nerdy and self-indulgent as I please.

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